GATOR PILE

Cthulu at the Zoo!

Amtrak reports Mardi Gras service among most successful ever https://mynbc15.com/news/local/amtrak-provides-boost-to-mobile-businesses

This sucks shit, Sheldon

2027: RAM so expensive they start grating it over desserts at high-end restaurants

provided without context #shitpost #meme #criticalrole #stateoftheworld #politics

We doin reddit AI fails? Here's a fun one: "Asking someone go through an entire tutorial is a big ask. There was no video specific to my issue either" www.reddit.com/r/techsuppor...

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

Calling it now: Q-tips specifically designed for your ears.

does anyone want to ¿ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoɓ ǝɥʇ ʍoɹɥʇɹǝʌo

The rare presidential administration whose character, efficacy and dignity would automatically increase if everyone in it was replaced with a ten year old.

My hype for this new raid cannot be contained www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tki-...

#CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRole Critical Role Spoilers, without context:

It's time to talk to you about my cat.

Critical Role now has me listening to German Hamilton. Beacon bits know.

No Spotify here, so here's My Deezer Year!

The way it splooted when passing out

If anyone has ever wanted to fill Mr Beast with "three unique kinds of goo", I have some excellent news for you

<innocently whistles>

I got that holiday spirit:

Evergreen tweet from early 2016 (just before the world went to complete shit).

Oh, yes, it's finally time for the ADVENT CALENDAR FEED! bsky.app/profile/did:...

Look upon my gourmet kitchen, ye Mighty, and despair.

where my Holy Infant Salsa Verde 💚

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

My poem “The Last Pick Up” is live at Mulberry Literary. I wrote it after my dad died, trying to make sense of an impossible errand. 💞 www.mulberryliterary.com/issue-xi/mau...

(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined

Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls. What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.

What time do you get in?

evergreen

vibe coding your whole company working out great https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/

With alt text. Alt text is important. Use proper alt text.

These two will soon be joining the legion of floofs already available in #FFXIV 🐕🐈 Which faithful minion currently walks by your side?

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

HAPPY MIGHTY NEIN DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. (You should definitely celebrate)

Yeah that'll do it. AI slop will get all of your customers back. Customers love some AI slop. Maybe an AI-generated Starbucks drink too?

Um...Focus Friend is Google's...App...of the Year. OF THE YEAR?! Not like, in a category. But APP OF THE YEAR. BRIA, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE!!! @bobabria.bsky.social blog.google/products/goo...

If I was Zelda (the guy you play in Legend of Zelda) I'd be like uhhhhhhhhhhhh crappy sword much? 🤨

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

"STOP THIS SONG!" said Principal Gwi-Ma www.bbc.com/news/article...

I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.

Give me the gift of Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort this Christmas. You surely will not regret leaving me unsupervised with Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort

“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence

“we will kill you” while posting boats getting drone struck (containing people they killed) really feels like the glorifying of violence & harm

okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.

I'm doing my part!

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

"Maybe instead of being an arrogant dipshit, bother to check stuff before you repost it."