Still my favorite:

“The doctors gave me the most thorough pedophilia testing you can get, and I’m totally clean,” said Donald Trump

Finally found a VA custom plate I like

Thank you, @beyer.house.gov.

Virginia got its biggest statewide wins for housing supply of the YIMBY era this session, but it could have been a lot better. Gov. Spanberger went out of her way to weaken two important bills. I break it down here: ggwash.org/view/103580/...

Another outstanding shirt from @raygunsite.com www.raygunsite.com/products/act...

Imagine being an adulterous fraudster, turned into the FBI by your own staff and saying, "But I heard the other guy's a vegan." Only in America! Shirt online: www.raygunsite.com @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social on @meidastouch.com : www.instagram.com/reels/DY0Z7_...

"So, this is the trolley problem. You're at the switch, with a track with 1 person died up and one with 5 people tied up. Now, do you--" "I kill all the billionaires." "..." "..." "...what?" "All the billionaires." "In the world?" "Yes." "But that's not the exercise." "It is now, motherfucker."

Just had a lil panic attack when I got worried there might be one person who hasn’t heard this song so here ya go enjoy! youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?...

Why that’s preposterous!

Today at 6 pm, the Shirlington Busboys and Poets will host the world premiere of "We Fought for What We Have", the film story of Metro workers organizing their union and forming Amalgamated Transit Union Local 689. This event is sponsored by ATU Local 689 and NoVa Labor.

NEW REPORT: After Chicago shut down ShotSpotter in Sept. 2024, CPD response times to priority 1 calls improved by an average of 4.2 minutes. Read more here: uchicago-justice-project.github.io/chicago_crim...

Talarico ordered a vegetarian breakfast taco. Hard to figure out which is worse if you're a journalist

Just a few dozen more months until #columbiapike gets a party store! Assuming Vihstadt gives us permission 🤣

I’m gonna need some scholarly writing on the “Irish” vampires from Sinners …is it random or deep? Irish were overseers -Irish were also oppressed - Irish were considered Black but became white - Irish have deep connection to folklore …so much going on - great scene any way youtu.be/WQppBxDwSFQ?...

Stellar zine, too, with three pages of associated community events

Life tip: when labeling your spices use the smallest available font - think of the ink you’ll save!!!

6 Flags DC coming along nicely

Mayyyybe next to uncle Julio

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

Rumor: Crooked Beat records (late of Del-Ray) is coming to #centralarlington - big if true

How’d this shop get my old vinyl? #columbiapike #westpike

reading a bio on REM - unintelligibility was the goal 🤣🤣

Spotted in Ballston #centralarlington

Is this headline intentionally misleading?

It’s time!!!!

*black playwrights have entered the chat* me: GO SEE THIS MOVIE. CALL LOCAL THEATERS AND BOOK SCREENINGS. IT IS *THAT* FREAKIN' BRILLIANT & EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THIS IN THEATERS.

Can’t climb out the window? Sill issue.

nO wAY wE CAn LEaRn fRUm fiNaland!!!

Me in my favorite Bluesky bubble

Everything is built for cars / even our minds #carbrain

May 7 marked one year since a driver hit my dog and I. we see him and his car often bc he lives nearby, and I’m not surprised he’s parked on the sidewalk. I hope one day Montgomery County will hold drivers accountable for their behavior, bc nobody should have to put up with this crap

If you’re gonna get serious about fruit fly hunting - ya gotta get the big bottles

Can’t wait for trumps inspiring Memorial Day message

A Black neighborhood once stood where the Pentagon sits today. This Black Neighborhood was Destroyed for the Construction of the Pentagon youtu.be/DcuB505Mteg?... via @YouTube #ErasedHistories #pentagonHistory #ArlingtonVA #Pentagon

A reminder: Celebrating Black military service is not “DEI woke shit.” It’s essential to America’s defense.

New art supply box available

Seeing this one everywhere. HT @dennisgoris.bsky.social

We need to encourage dudes to buy cargo bikes if they're having a midlife crisis.

10 bucks for unlimited pinball is one of the best entertainment values around - toss in some pie and you have a recipe for an outstanding afternoon

The Pike is healing ❤️‍🩹

Momo Gogo All you can eat sushi hiring on #columbiapike momogogo-sushi.com

She’s right trees are better than housing because people can literally live in trees - check and mate!

Spring … when a young persons thoughts turn to … Maibock Hells Navigator by Fair Winds in Lorton - pretty tasty for sure this one’s going on the “repeat” list - note the ABV in pic 2 🤣 #drinklocal #notanIPA acquired at k1 #columbiapike

Zydeco Cowboy on for another hour - it’s pledge week so chip in! bluegrasscountry.org/shows/the-tr...

How dare he?!!!!! 🤣🤣

Slim pickings at Kurt’s Movie Rack - donations needed #columbiapike & S Wayne

Metro Motor at 2300 #columbiapike has always been great for car inspections n what not and today - they patched a tire for freeeee!!!! Fast & friendly and adjacent to Bob n Edith’s!!

Rest in Peace Randy - a great resident of #southarlington

A reminder that almost every amenity that makes your city or town a nice place to live, indeed attracts new residents, had an army of NIMBYs going “ugh” and getting purple in the face about its implementation.