Pro tip: if you want a ticket for the Virginia-Florida State game Friday night, bypass the dummkopfs at VirginiaSports.com, and go straight to the resellers. augustafreepress.com/news/uva-foo...

Q: If an escalator YOU got on stopped while you were on the first step, and one was operating right next to it, would you simply go use that escalator? www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTAa...

They” was Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch.

Dear Stupid Person Katie Miller Tucker Carlson had a CABLE show The FCC has no authority over CABLE Carlson was fired by Rupert Murdoch, without government action Kimmel and ABC were threatened by Trump and the FCC This could've all been avoided if you'd just asked an adult

Why would anyone in their right mind want Joe Morrissey's endorsement? bluevirginia.us/2025/09/audi...

Never mind your effing Ten Commandments, post the @jimmykimmel.com monologue in every classroom in America

It's a weird comp but Kimmel's monologue was like a comedic version of the "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more" speech from "Network." Burn. It. Down.

Watters calls in a bomb threat against the UN. Sounds like somebody needs to take his show off the air, right?

BREAKING: The Epstein Files just got one step closer to being released. With Adelita Grijalva’s victory in AZ-07, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna now have the magic number — 218 votes — needed for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the full Epstein Files.

Kimmel: Brendan Carr is the most embarrassing Carr the Republican have embraced since the cybertruck

Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.

Tonight’s Jimmy Kimmel monologue was a watershed moment for politics and free speech. He handled it with grace, dignity and humility. The more Trump comes after these people the less popular he will become.

Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

Kimmel: "That's right. Follow the advice of Donald Trump and you too can look like a glazed ham with deep vein thrombosis."

The people I hoped would be raptured: still here.

I purchased this “Earth Angel” rose bush about a month ago in remembrance of my twin sister who died by suicide in 1992. To my surprise, the first bloom arrived today, on the anniversary of her death date. #rememberingtina #endsuicide

Erik Simonsen isn’t one to let obstacles get in his way, so when, toward the end of a recent 31-mile hike, for something called the Killington Spartan Ultra 50K, it was just a 60-pound sandbag between him and the finish line, OK, that one almost got him. augustafreepress.com/news/waynesb...

Whoever is responsible for turning off the escalator at the UN Wednesday morning just as the 330-pound Donald Trump was arriving for his speech, chef’s kiss. augustafreepress.com/news/trump-a...

A local news article on former Waynesboro vice mayor Jim Wood is an effort to whitewash Wood’s “Pete Buttplug” slur of former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, as the writer whips up a rumor that Wood is considering a run down the road for governor. augustafreepress.com/news/waynesb...

Lots of folks in the replies understandably/honorably saying progressives & liberals shouldn’t be imitating the GOP or pledging fascist acts too. I used to think like that too but sadly I don’t see any alternatives, the GOP doesn’t respond to strongly worded letters. You have to fight fire with fire

Scott Jennings Forwards Keith Olbermann 'Threat' to the FBI After Former MSNBC Host Warns He's 'Next' - Mediaite Scott Jennings: raging pussy

49ers DE Bosa out for season with torn right ACL #magamotherfucker

FIND OR START A LOCAL INDIVISIBLE GROUP Fascists depend on you believing you're alone and powerless. But when individuals come together, we create real power. Find or start your local group today. indivisible.org

As People Mag Points out, a treatment for autism Dr. Oz just announced Trump’s FDA is approving is sold by a supplement company owned by… Dr. Oz. people.com/what-is-leuc...

A coincidence, no doubt, right?🙄

Opinion | The woke left violated Disney’s right to free speech by forcing the company to put Jimmy Kimmel back on the air

Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

Helped by a compliant media.

You’re still not going to be able to attend the Ben Cline “town hall” in Lexington this week unless you’re a MAGA acolyte, but you can watch it on a livestream. Maybe. More on that in a sec. augustafreepress.com/news/update-...

Don't you first have to be an "organization" before you can be designated a "terrorist organization"?

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

If the Rapture only happened to people who believe it is a real thing, this would be a much more pleasant and sane country to live in.

Donald Trump, possibly the least-qualified person on the planet to make medical recommendations – “disinfectant,” anyone? – is now taking on Tylenol, which he said Monday is the cause of autism. augustafreepress.com/news/explain...

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Fundamentalists were angered in 1973 when the Supreme Court confirmed the right to abortion and the rights of the LGBTQ community to live life as they choose. In their eyes, these human rights violated god’s laws. augustafreepress.com/news/bob-top...

Some jobs I've had: 1988: Virginia Department of Forestry 1989: McDonald's, Burger King 1990: Hardee's 1991: Hardee's 1992: Super Save 1993: Super Save 1994: Papa John's, Village Market 1996: Village Market 2008-2019: Freelance web designer 2015-2022: Freelance ESPN+ broadcaster

Three guys on the UVA offense – QB Chandler Morris, wideout Trell Harris and left tackle McKale Boley – were among those honored by the ACC as Players of the Week for Week 4. augustafreepress.com/news/acc-foo...

Jimmy Kimmel is back, per Disney, which lost $3.4 billion in market cap and 3.4 percent of its stock value after capitulating to the Trump administration on the comedian’s ABC late-night talk show. augustafreepress.com/news/develop...

In UVA’s 48-20 victory over Stanford, if all someone had seen was the final score, you would think that sounds like a perfect win. But there’s plenty of work to be done in the six days between a defeat of the Cardinal and a Friday date with the Seminoles of FSU. augustafreepress.com/news/gregs-g...

The Virginia offense put up 590 yards and 48 points, the D recorded five sacks and held Stanford to 35 net rushing yards, to highlight Saturday’s 48-20 win. Tony Elliott and Co. still have some big things to work on and fix ahead of Friday’s game with #8 FSU. augustafreepress.com/news/uva-foo...

Virginia Tech leaders will meet next week to discuss a plan to inject $229 million over the next four years into the school’s flagging athletics program. augustafreepress.com/news/virgini...

“Loser” is an aura.

I sincerely encourage Riley Gaines to do precisely that.

A Nazi having a stroke