Happy Saint Ursula's Day!

Never forget. 10/14/1066.

Woo hoo! Rankle #240 1/4 “Baywatch” 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 www.rankle.app

Listen, the horse I rode into town on had nothing to do with this.

These games keep me humble. Quintalist #391 5/5 Africa 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ ⬜⬜⬜2️⃣2️⃣ 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣⬜4️⃣ 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ Streak: 1 quintalist.com

Rankle #237 2/4 “Lighter fluid” 🟩 🟩 ⬜️ 🟩 ⬜️ 🟩 ⬜️ 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 www.rankle.app

Went to church yesterday.

Seen on other sites:

Had a grocery store sandwich for lunch today that was as disappointing as it was expensive, which was a relationship I did not expect.

Need some joy? Here you go. youtu.be/lP9V7_fevgQ?...

When the kid has a better dinner date, Dad cooks for himself. Sadly, the steak was overdone (medium well) vs the target medium rare; this Dad still needs to learn a thing or two over an unforgiving charcoal grill.

Often attributed to Edgar Guest: "I watched them tearing a building down, A gang of men in a busy town. With a ho-heave-ho and a lusty yell, They swung a beam, and the side wall fell." ...

Rankle #171 4/4 “Yer a wizard” 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜️ ⬜️ 🟩 🟩 ⬜️ ⬜️ 🟩 🟩 ⬜️ ⬜️ ⬜️ 🟩 ⬜️ ⬜️ 🟩 🟩 ⬜️ ⬜️ ⬜️ 🟩 www.rankle.app

Me: Do you like thick burgers or smash burgers? The Incredible Hulk: *deep breath*

Space X should just change their name to ACME at this point

Well dang! Rankle #155 1/4 “Could escape if I wanted to” 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 www.rankle.app

I’d always known that my wife had difficulty admitting mistakes, but one day in 2016, I pointed out that she’d entered our address incorrectly into the GPS. She denied it, and we arrived at the home of a lovely elderly couple named Burt and Anna, whom we’ve lived with ever since.

me, in May: child labor is always wrong me, 2 hours into my kids' summer vacation: there are interesting arguments on both sides

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

Always thought that introducing a cover charge to the grocery store would cut down on traffic but I guess I just described Costco which is less enjoyable than a grocery store so don't expect any more great ideas out of me

QOTD: If vaccines caused autism, America would have way, way more trains

the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit

[30 seconds into a jazz song] Omg, I think I really like jazz! [30 seconds later] Alright, enough of this

Had not planned on shaping my destiny this summer, but who am I to challenge a fortune cookie?

“Can we go outside and play now?” “Soon, boy.” “You said that ten minutes ago.” “As soon as I finish my cof-“ “Oops.” “You did that on purpose.” “It slipped.” “I’ll get my coat.” “Excellent.”

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Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”

friend: I just can’t tell if she liked me, like we just hugged goodbye me: like a half hug or full? how many arms did she use? friend (forgot to mention my friend is an octopus that’s important now): like, 5? me: damn man, yeah, I dunno then

What has two thumbs and a kid who can cook better than he can? THIS GUY....

All I'm saying is that the package for anti-diarrhea medicine should be easier to open.

big meeting with hr next week, i could be wrong but i think my decision to start sharing memes at work is already paying off 🤞🏻

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Hi everyone, welcome to ventriloquist club! The first rule here is do not talk about ventriloquist club…with your lips moving. Haha, just a little joke to get us started. Obviously the first rule is don’t fall in love with your puppet.

Unhinged.

Decodex 2025-05-15 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Time: 0:52 Play here: playdecodex.com

This appreciation of librarians is part of a longer worthwhile read.

Howard Hughes’s jumbo jet was The Spruce Goose that was famously too fat to fly. I feel like we should stay in this line of thought for Trump. Like The Murky Turkey or The Illegal Eagle

Happy Mother's Day!

The rats have chosen a new pope.

Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.

I regret to inform any non-geologists that geologists apparently refer to mountain-building regions of the Earth as "orogenic belts" or "orogens" instead of "orogenous zones", which would make geology a lot more amusing.

Cannot wait to drop this little fact on anyone I meet who brags about through-hiking the entirety of the Appalachian Trail (usually a six month backpacking trek from Georgia to Maine). "You hiked the whole AT? Wow! What did you think of the portion in Ireland?" www.ireland.com/en-us/magazi...

Why, no, I wasn't doing anything, just derisking my optionality, why do you ask?