Courtesy of the great Bette Midler. Take a listen. "All you fascists bound to lose." youtu.be/U5VXwncNvTo

And it’s that Congress has let him. The GOP could resolve this tomorrow.

This is Trump violating the Antideficiency Act (there is no statute that gives the power to pay TSA agents in an emergency) so Senate Republicans can take a two-week vacation

Good thing for Trump that whether something is legal doesn't matter anymore, because this here, this isn't legal.

Hong Kong: It is now criminal offense to refuse to give Hong Kong police passwords/decryption assistance to access all personal electronic devices incl cellphones & laptops. This legal change applies to everyone, incl US citizens, in Hong Kong, arriving or just transiting HK International Airport.

we are not going to outchud the republican party and theirs are not our values

This is either an open admission of a massive intelligence failure or an open admission of a massive failure to brief the president on the possible consequences of starting a war with Iran. Neither option makes Trump/Hegseth look good.

OH MY GOD STOP TRYING TO SAY X IS AN IMPORTANT PLATFORM ITS NOT ITS THE SIZE OF PINTEREST BUT IF I WAS LIKE 'DEMOCRATS GOTTA WIN THE COMMENTS WAR ON PINTEREST' THEYD LOCK ME FUCKING AWAY

If it were a design, it would be his logo. Says one thing; does another.

Billy Carter sold Billy Beer. LBJ owned some radio stations. The Trumps have taken $400M jets, $2B in Saudi money, and put the president's face on currency like a Roman emperor. Same office. Different universe. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Aren’t these the same people who complain about participation trophies?

oh my god is it a calf, please tell me its a calf

Do not elect people who have never flown economy

A poet

Never elect someone who has never been a renter

We are currently a deeply unserious country 🎪

Nobody has been tricked more than MAGA voters—this ought to sound familiar to them

Did they buy him off and end it or what Fuck all of this, too

In the most recent special election in Florida, the President violated his proposed Safe Act when he voted by mail! WTF???

It is simultaneously funny and depressing to hear that Iranian leaders have realized they can essentially just bribe Trump with an expensive gift. trib.al/wq7xdg6

Dumb and mean, the worst possible combination.

Sending untrained ICE agents to airports to help struggling TSA agents is yet another stunt by the Trump administration to try and own the Libs. Unfortunately, it won't help reduce security lines and may make things much worse. #TSA #ICE #Trump #security #airport

I’m so glad that they don’t have to kill you for taking pictures anymore

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

Gonna be checking every Cava bag he sees.

Genuinely do not understand letting anyone tell you what’s in the report when you can read it.

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Given how he talks about numbers, it is very plausible that Trump does not know how counting works

Getting some real "failed state" vibes here...

Sorry my post aren't as lighthearted lately. It's just that my country is run by an octagenarian pedophile cult, my taxes fund the ethnic cleansings, every dollar I spend supports something evil, and my representatives are barely capable of writing a strongly worded letter in opposition to all this.

Gemini pretty good at whipping up a wordy request to please put that in writing. I don’t really need the bonus pressure to ramp things up to a civil lawsuit, though

Update your software

Every storm trooper in the airport gazing at his phone in a slouchy, leaning pose

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. www.fox5dc.com/news/dayton-...

NEW: Seems to me #SCOTUS likely to deliver a defeat to Trump and rule states can count ballots received after Election Day, with Roberts, Barrett and maybe Kavanaugh joining the liberals www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

So does this argument also apply to tax returns (OK so long as postmarked by April 15), court documents, etc.? Or do we have one standard for ballots, and another for all other government-recognized documents?

again I point out how strange it is that high-level diplomatic negotiations of war and peace are being conducted by freelancers Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, both of whom have egregious conflicts of interest, and not the actual secretary of state

No gods, no masters, and no *charismatic heroes*.

Denial of reproductive rights in the name of the personhood of the embryo/fetus is denial of the personhood of the person who's pregnant. It's frustrating that feminism is so often treated as done deal to dismiss when it's just getting started with so much yet to do.

Fledgling snakes. Wish us luck in our new pot

Enormous (expensive, wing tip) shoe just finally dropped in the NYTimes. Jeffrey Epstein had two primary benefactors who financed his "lifestyle" and crimes. The first was Lex Wexner. The second was financier Leon Black. What did Epstein do for Black? Now we know: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/b...

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

You know what US airports need? More people standing around with nothing to do

There is no evidence mail-in voting is riddled with fraud There IS evidence that it is NOT On what FACTS do they decide

My feet hurt on behalf of the airport ICE agents with nothing to do Nah. They can dance if they get tired of standing still youtu.be/IfJm62yK9ak?...

He sexually assaulted/raped women & young girls He incited a violent and deadly insurrection against our government and democracy He allowed many ppl to needlessly die of COVID He continues to make Americans hate other Americans If you’re ok with this, there’s something profoundly wrong w/you