Happy Holidays to everyone but the fascists.

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Fewer pedophiles in office, please

holy shit ....some of the black lines in the redactions of the epstein files were just, like, a fucking new layer over top of the pdf, so all the original text was preserved. there's no way.... omfg #political

I think Republicans are overestimating liberals' emotional attachment to Bill Clinton.

Lol and me over here thinking this was satire for a second.

And finally, wishing the happiest of holidays to everyone celebrating. May 2025 be banished into a giant tentacly vortex and may 2026 be full of wonderful things, or failing that the odd lightning strike for the deserving. Also, here's our Urgent Care waiting room cat being contrary and fluffy.

Fuck adobe fuck canva I'm switching back to KidPix Deluxe 2

RIP TikTok I guess

Lol who here thinks the FDA should be in charge of what underwear you wear?

HHS’ proposed rules say the FDA will go after retailers and manufacturers of binders made to treat gender dysphoria

Why is the consolation gift for having your data leaked always 2 free years from that other company that famously leaked your data?

I miss Kevin 😞

Sam Altman should be in prison.

The majestic man-taur Half man... half another man

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Read this, please.

As I was falling asleep last night, I felt a calm wash over me and a voice popped into my head saying "it's going to happen soon."

Singing a little song to myself that goes "I may be good, but I’m especially bad at it..."

They should have given Donna & Jody a show. #supernatural

Quit Spotify.

Okay, this is the best. Ray Bradbury wrote The Murderer in 1953. Nailed basically every detail. Add a 90s aesthetic? Mwah! youtu.be/k1TotRU9pNU?...

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going! Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists. We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

I'm so glad they eventually let Castiel unfurrow his brow.

I still remember the first time I saw Sammy tear the head off that vampire. I love this show so much.

Reporters should honestly start asking Mike Johnson if he's a stupid person. Cause he sounds like a stupid person.

He should call it And Another Thing

NEW RULE! If a body of Congress doesn't do their job for more than 2 months they all get fired and we start fresh.

The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.

You know how they would always do the flour sac baby in Home Ec? They should do something similar where teen boys have to do a simulated period for a week lolol.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court granted the Trump administration's request to enforce its discriminatory passport policy while our lawsuit makes its way through the courts. This decision undermines the freedom of transgender, non-binary, and intersex people to have our IDs reflect who we are.

The Trump administration could allow the Department of Homeland Security to collect immigrant children's DNA and other sensitive biometric information, from the sound of their voice to the unique identifiers in their eyes. This endangers all of our civil liberties.

As outrageous as the news of Elon’s “$1 Trillion dollar pay package” is, what you need to know is that it’s not guaranteed. It’s based on performance. Basically Elon just further linked his and Tesla’s future. So yeah, keep in mind that this can be taken from him.

We just wanted to say thank you to everyone! ICE agents keep lying under oath, and you’re the reason the truth is coming out. Your videos and documentation have been crucial in revealing the truth behind those claims.

gotta say it's pretty ridiculous being governed by people who take testosterone supplements and boner pills but don't want anyone else to have gender affirming care

Lol, I know correlation isn't causation, but I didn't do any weed yesterday and Dick Cheney died and Mamdani won.

It's such ridiculous brain rot to think supporting trans people is why we lost the election, not the billion dollar lying machine the GOP has been running for 40 years.

So like we're putting all of our money in our mattresses, right?

Wow it's almost like not ruining people's lives and stealing healthcare from them for shitty reasons is a popular platform to run on.

trans, and I cannot emphasize this next point enough, fuckin rights

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

historic: zohran mandani becomes new york’s first hot mayor

Rest in shit, Dick Cheney. I hope the rest of the patriarchy dies with you.

Lol gambling for rich people? Yeah I can do without it.

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

I kinda wonder if we could organize intentional "bank runs" on data centers. Try to get a whole lot of people to delete or download their data at the same time.

Hi, among my job duties is helping administer a food pantry. Just in case you're thinking about donating money or food to your local food bank, I'm gonna tell you how your donations can be most effective.