Dear Apple I don't know why you're purposely making your experience so shitty to anyone who isn't completely bought in yet.

I think one of the most depressing little versions of AI is the "summarize # messages" thing in Instagram chat. Fuck you. Those are my fucking friends and I wanna read what they said.

Widow's Bay was really great. Can't wait for the next season.

Of course the conceit here is a very boomery "youngins aren't interacting face to face anymore" and not the fact that minute by minute updates on all the horrors are now contained in a nice, sleek little 2" x 5" rectangle that we can carry in our pocket.

I still can't believe that Peter Thiel list was just embedded in the website HTML. That's like the level of "hacking" that would happen in an early 90's movie.

Remember: if you see anyone wearing them, remove them and break them.

Officially not worried about AR glasses becoming a thing.

I hate feeling like I don't even want to apply for things that I would have previously thought of as dream jobs, because I don't really trust that I wouldn't burn out.

Mans swamped the drain

Zeus said fuck this guy in particular

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

The X Files, def

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey doesn't seem realistic at all it doesn't even have Wishbone in it.

Lol of course the skeet to break containment is my only sports skeet of the year.

SpaceX valued its TAM (Total Addressable Market) at 28.5 trillion dollars. Of that, 26.5 trillion is "AI opportunities." Which is to say: shit we just made up. Also investors may not know that the value of the shares they just bought are going to be immediately diluted, and then diluted again.

we have solar. i just looked, my bill this month is on track to be about $8. i live in virginia and this includes charging an EV.

I don't live in Chicago anymore but tbh I don't think individual taxes should have to go towards the NFL of all things building a god damn stadium, and they can be the Hammond Bears if they really want to be.

The idea that LLMs 'hallucinate' is itself a clever invention of the tech industry to disguise actual failures of their systems. Rebranding these serious algorithmic glitches as 'hallucinations' was designed to make the public accept this bullshit by linking it to the vagaries of human psychology.

I fuckin love music btw.

Please Use AI

Capitalism thrives on isolation, because you can't envy what your neighbors have if they're willing to share it with you.

This dude rolled in the dirt literal seconds before asking to come in.

Oh no, not Giles!

This is my porch cat, Pugsley, five seconds after a package delivery.

Y'all I just don't understand why I don't have an extra $100k on hand after having done little to no work for it.

Folks I just learned that there's a variety of raspberry plant called Himbo-Top. Happy pride!

So I'm not wearing any rainbows for Pride... but I AM wearing cuffed, high-waisted jeans and Tevas in a pansexual color way.

Sometimes I wanna get a recorder to put on (my cat) Bobby's collar, just so I can share with everyone the dumb little noises he makes while walking around my apartment.

BREAKING: Boyz 4 Now have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

I learned today that Kennywood wasn't named after Kenny Rogers, Dollywood, or Hollywood, and this knowledge has shaken me to my core.

Really just want a government that, baseline, cares about children suffering and dying. We can work on everything else from there.

Primary everyone, I'm so sick of this bullshit.

yeah, my “millennial anthem” was just Night Ripper, which i listened to obsessively in 2005/2006

This sucks

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

i figured out my attachment style it’s little bitty kitty claws

Ugh

Can y'all do me a favor and tell the FCC that "warning" the public about queer TV plotlines isn't it's job?

The freedom to read is not partisan. It is American. Tell Congress to oppose the Federal Book Ban Bill here: action.everylibrary.org/hr_7661

“We believe that all people—including all LGBTQI+ youth—deserve to see themselves represented in the media. And we also believe that parents and guardians, not government regulators, should be the ones deciding what their children are able to watch.”

Love to set up a fashionable new couch and immediately cover it with 3 blankets because cats ruin everything you dare to love

How come no one is spending billions of dollars to build me a big fancy office to do shitty Photoshop collages in? #genAI

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I've been trying to kill my grass and plant fruit plants and then my mom comes and just moves into a house that has a million established berry plants already.

This guy exclusively eats at strip clubs I guess

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This AI-deleted-my-database shit is too funny.