Freshly root-canal’d which actually made me sleep a lil extra and wow, it’s like resting actually recharges you mentally or something idk how it works I’m not some 🫸doctor🫷but like, take a nap and get back to existing.

I will find the spite, I will rinse it clean. I will wash off the fear, the impotent rage, the flashbacks, the doubt, rumination and panic. I will cauterize my despairing decay, my arguments with ghosts and my screaming dreams. I will starve everything but persistent focus. If that is life so be it.

Concerned quiet whispering while you’re sitting in the dentist’s chair is actually the overall mood of the moment.

Write a poem or post a picture of my ass or take a fucking nap guess which one’s winning

Starting the day by remembering that David Attenborough is in the world. Mans has pulled a Burmese python out of a tree, tracked snow leopards across mountains, sailed the Galapagos, been a climbing lesson for baby gorillas, and this tiny mouse in his backyard has him completely enchanted.

Radical fuckin idea but maybe we let ppl find enjoyment however they can because everything sucks

waking up tired. going to bed tired. eating tired. working tired. trying to just live tired. life was not meant to be lived like this. we are not born to absorb this sort of daily trauma.

Hotel sex is some of the best sex but it depends entirely on the hotel.

I’ve had this on in the background for two days and it’s especially helpful when he shows you a little bird he’s rescued. Also when he calls things rascals or says son of a gun.

Forensically determining the amount of chocolate I ate during ambien hours based on the amount of chocolate that has disappeared overnight 🧠🧮

God really made sea lions like “what if a wet banana could scream”

My skull hurts.

Today's pigeon is here to party.

I’ve had/read this deck since I was in HS. The guidebook is, uh. Well-loved. Anyway I was doing my reading for January and I kept getting the message to offer card-pulls. Goin w it. So - if you’d like one, comment here with the word you’d like me to focus on when I select. We’ll see how it goes.

Each year I take stock of what stuck with me most from the last 12 months. Not a "best of" list, but a "most resonant." Here's 2025's. buttondown.com/lauraolin/ar...

This is precious and pure and hey, happy new year on the pale blue dot. I hope lots of shit makes us smile and gives us butterflies and makes us feel proud of ourselves and others in 2026.

workplace #wagonwednesday I’m your 𝒶𝓈𝓈istant/healthcare pls 🙏

Lacroix x StarKist __when___ Alternatively, Waterloo x Chicken of the Sea

Okay I’m just using bsky to procrastinate it’s time to buckle down and get my work done (make naked videos)

Spite-drop once the mission is accomplished- 😤

I ate 4 bites of peppermint bark for dinner at 9 pm shivering in my bra with my sweatshirt right beside to me YES let’s start a whole new year of this shit

Open up this picture fully. Then look at the surface of Mars. Then look up to the top right. Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky. Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos. That's Earth.

TIL Teddy Roosevelt’s daughter had a snake named Emily Spinach.

Happy monochrome Monday 🖤🩶🤍 I’m about to go run errands and do cardio with all this art underneath my clothes.

siri protect me from what I want

your semi regular reminder that "unskilled labor" is a phrase made up by rich assholes to devalue whatever YOU are good at for the sole purpose of extracting more profit

All the boys think she's a spy, She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.

Forgot it’s Sunday 🫠 I’m devout though, I worship nightly. tummy tease quote with a peek of tum 🖤

“Write me a poem about a place you’ve never been.” Apparently I leaned harder into a place you can’t find. #MPPrompt #poetryprompt

make time for healing #wellbeing #Scape #escape #photography #nature #youmatter

I was jotting down details I didn’t want to forget from my shift today at a volunteer-run, donation-only cafe/food pantry that was serving Christmas dinner to an entire community, and I realized this one moment is going to reverberate with me for a long time.

It’s such a novel delight to be sobbing over something lovely-

At this point my therapy sessions are just me and her screaming about all this crazy shit and validating how crazy and shitty everything is

Ha ha •Mondays•, right? *chugs an entire can of Downy Unstopables*

12/22 (overcoat) Fat raindrops pelt wool Outside I am resistant Inside I am gone.

Hey fellow self-critical introverts: I promise charities and aid programs are not rolling their eyes at volunteers who only show up on the holidays. Don’t talk yourself out of just making the call or sending the email to offer help. They fuckin need it.

It’s only a “bunch” of bananas while they’re still attached. This here’s a flock of bananas.

art is just experimentation until you land on something you like in that current moment

The 90s spoiled us.

“You naughty little slut,” I whisper to myself every time I make coffee.

in ambien veritas

Genuinely considering posting an audio of me cumming to this.

Cold and flu season means preparedness is key. Practice coughing with your buttplug now or later you’ll wish you had.

I will be the vine nourishing your budding soul I wish you to bloom #haikufeels #vine

Five holly leaves from the same tree 🌳 If holly is allowed to grow into a tree it is highly likely to do the same Holly evolved to fight back against the large herbivores that used to roam the Earth. The higher the tree grows the smoother the leaves get Photo: Emmanuel Lattes

Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.

For a year I’ve been silent on main socials - about his descent into the manosphere and his disgusting vote for a madman, during the entire separation and all of this legal bare knuckle shit. There’s a lot of freedom I’m looking forward to when the ink is dry, but mostly I just want my voice back.

*pokes the government with a stick* do something

Body shots of Pepto for anyone who sees this

Working up the mental energy to lie face down on the ground.