it's missing joann fabrics hours

“oh i want star trek society” well unfortunately for you and me we wouldn’t live in star trek society we’d live in the terrible war time that nearly collapsed humanity. but our great grand kids might

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

A hearty "fuck you," once again, to those who repeatedly go "oh, fuck the South, let it rot." We have a lot of great comrades down there who have to deal with some barbarous douchebags. I can never abandon them.

Somewhere in South Carolina a teacher is begging for crowdfunding to buy construction paper for her classroom of thirty 2nd graders while the governor sends the National Guard to stand around Washington D.C.

Still trying to pick up some items to start the year strong with my bilingual superheros 🫶 #clearthelist A lot of them and their families have been worried about ICE raids so I'd love to be able to show them they're cared for with these materials.

Drum corps is “meant to be seen live” but for in this age it’s most viewed in video format.

may we go back to the sea now cap’n

THE BLUE DEVILS ARE IN FOURTH, I REPEAT, BD IS OUT OF THE MEDAL SPOTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

It's #clearthelist season. My Title I students are everything to me, and I get to have them for 3 years 🥹 I'm trying to flesh out a phone charging station to increase engagement/reduce distraction and get supplies to help orchestra students prepare for the bow 🤞 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

AI is the new NFT

Damn I love giving up social outing opportunities to actually BE THERE for a friend in a sensitive situation only for her to flake less than 24 hours before. Gonna stay true to my instincts to show up for people but not when they prove they aren't worth it. 🙃

off-brand post but did you ever watch your partner talk about a special subject you know nothing about and find them insanely attractive? Like god yes baby tell me more about Warhammer lore I’m getting like 50% of it but I love the way those cheekbones look when you smile

Please bro just one more fruitless decade-long multi-trillion dollar Middle Eastern quagmire. Please bro it’s gonna be better this time

The only king we want

Laying awake after the biggest fomo day in a long time from being out with COVID during the local pride weekend, my last (playing) concert of the year, not being able to do any #nokings shit, and missing out on the last free weekend my partner will have for the foreseeable future...goddamn it.

happy flag day 🐈🖤

it's giving

"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...

Happy Pride ✌️ 🩷💛💙🤍🩶💜🖤

Woke up at 4 and literally couldn't get back to sleep for shit, brain just running on overdrive with all the school shit of the week

Sometimes I just want to be the one taken care of, y'know? #badbitchproblems or whatever

Only the announcement and eventual release of a third season of hit television show Our Flag Means Death would fix me right now

I just realized the reason rfk jr looks so familiar to me is because he looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth

Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck

Nothing like finding out your travel credit card was turned off by trying to pay for travel expenses and it not going through 🙃🤡 Mostly my fault but damn.

Tom Brady get the FUCK off my damn screen, I am here for Birds and Kendrick and commercials only

so many people booing Trump, Jon Batiste singing the national anthem, Lady Gaga & Kendrick, Taylor Swift in suffragist white, NOLA, two black quarterbacks (one of which who actively talks about social justice issues and has an all women team) — Super Bowl slays this year

you just want to fade away

Alright yeah new twitter new me let’s get this brainrot started

mood for today

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

BABY'S FIRST QUEER PANIC WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN A HOT GIRL AT THE EVENT WANTED TO DANCE WITH ME AND WE KISSED AHHHHHHHH

My partner bought me chocolate, midol, and fuzzy socks when he was out today AFTER doing an errand for me while I was home on day 1 of my period (snow day # 3). Expressed my gratitude and was told this is "like the bare minimum." Embarrassed by the parade of my loser exes once again. 💀

I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.

Looking forward to not storming the Capitol tomorrow.

I’m watching the Beyonce Bowl again. Worth noting that you hear “Freedom” — the song Kamala Harris used for her campaign — while Beyonce glares directly at the camera. And then we get “Ya Ya.” “Whole lotta red in that white and blue / history can’t be erased.”

Read an #ofmd fic update in line for the bathroom 15 minutes before the new year and realized my recommendations dried up because the bird app is dying. What's up ✌️