anyway

good afternoon. im outta ideas. it’s groove time 🪩📻 music.youtube.com/watch?v=-qiD...

RFK's face looks like the wallet that broke cartoon characters open and a moth flies out

Crushing up and snorting some Tylenol for a quick boost of autism at work

attn: @assistantfatso.bsky.social

The original title was ‘silent hill i’d like to f…’

Ralfi Pagan, Mandrill, Tower of Power, Earth, Wind, & Fire, Rufus & Chaka Khan

a virgo/libra cusp, aka a verga

The restoration is incredible! they got Brady Corbet & Joseph Gordon Levitt on facetime for the q&a

Guerneville, California Pop: 4,808 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerneville,_California Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=78944934 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=80972032 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=125985414

read the bio, read the pinned post

kinda cursed that nicotine is my most effective mood stabilizer

forgot we were seeing AIR this weekend

filling the hummingbird feeders with GamerSupps

the rain made everything worse

I can’t boycott you any harder so I’m just gonna start jumping your execs

Thrash Thursday?

A good friend shared this so now you have to see it too youtube.com/shorts/Ro7nA...

the ‘don’t follow me’ part of the bio is dead serious so if you get blocked it’s because your vibe is way off

anyway, this season of project runway really shot itself in the foot with these short challenge turnaround times. like nobody really had a chance to make anything really mind blowing.

pointing out hypocrisy when the other side doesn’t give a shit is jacking off a soft dick. you’re just gonna wear yourself out before anything happens.

polite way to tell someone their septum jewelry looks like a hitler mustache?

How is this not sold out? This never screens here. there are so many worse ways to spend $5

IDK what I did yesterday but my chronic pain decided to come out of remission like a motherfucker this morning

Is he doing a haunted lecture?

the good thing about flags being half staff? easier to light!

i just spoke with a court clerk so charming i didn’t even mind that they’re charging fifty cents a page to email me PDFs, is that how baltimore got that nickname

G, because you still get basically everything else

they’re gonna use captain America footage for his in memoriam

TONIGHT: A Fasterpiece Theater SCI-FI SLAM! We'll show cutdowns of CAFÉ FLESH, PROJECT: ALF, 1999 A.D., & COHERENCE—plus a DUO of dueling ZARDOZ edits! The infamous '74 SciFi braintwister feat. Sean Connery in his chonies is so dense that both edits contain almost NO overlapping footage! 7:30pm PT

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

forgot to post this probably fake, possibly groundbreaking thing I read the other day.

accidentally paid a bill twice now I’m hosed for the rest of the month

With all the divisiveness in politics today I thought it would be nice to launch a new website that affirms something we can all agree on: a staggering number of Republicans are pedophiles. pedoconservatives.com

it should be socially acceptable for fat men to wear crop tops

Viva Las Vegas The Umbrellas of Cherbourg What a Way to Go!

Spoiler: he was killed by another nazi. Time is a flat circle. youtu.be/bddwiUoNncg?...

took me a minute to figure out who this toy was supposed to be. the sculpts for this line are so cursed.

some highlights from last night:

I can’t post photos :/

that was $10 well spent (plus tips)

thought we saw chris claremont but let’s be real, this is way too vanilla for him