What was your #childhoodcinema The Burbank AMC 14 and the Centruy 8

I got a picture of a guy fucking himself with a dildo served up on my tl today with the caption “what if it were you” and not one comment was a picture from the Norwegian butter crisis video. Shame.

I bought a jump rope because I’m obsessed with learning how to do that throw/spin thing that the jump rope gay on instagram does so I’m looking forward to hitting myself in the face with the handle a lot in 2026

Van Goth is the single most Bob’s Burgers looking person that has ever existed. The face, the lips specifically, the neck width and that lisp

Let’s get out those electrodes, boys, we’re playing god in 2026

I think this may be my favourite Kids in the Hall sketch.

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!

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If you’re in town go check this out!

RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).

There is nothing so viciously accusatory when you’re uncut as being followed by a smegma fetishist.

me and the boys making the Yuletide bright

Sniffies in Whoville is like anon cumdump behind the Wazzle-Doo Doodler from 3-4PM

There’s someone putting up these stupid pro-Trump stickers in my work neighborhood and I rip ‘em down whenever they get slapped up, but the most infuriating aspect is just how deeply embarrassing they are. Like Trump with a lightsaber, or holding a rose or a wine glass. I need to see them put one up

Made some Dark ‘n Stormy cookies

You ever make a batch of cookies, realize you left a fundamental texture and flavor component out and have to bake a second correct batch right after you finish baking and glazing the first inferior batch?

Best mall interaction over a decade: Me wearing a Fleet Foxes shirt Macys check out lady: “With your Fleet Foxes shirt. I bet you listen to Vampire Weekend” “No, never” “Rilo Kiley then…” “Nope” *Squints* “New Pornographers” “Yes! Well, mostly just Neko Case.” *Nods* “I know what you are.” *Winks*

I had a dream last night that Frank and I were at a nice restaurant, and the waiter was going over the specials and he said “We have an ethical Minion stew” and I was so baffled I woke myself up.

*was married to someone I went to high school with!

They warn you about hot sugar syrup but not scalding roux

Someone on this goddam bus smells like old raw chicken

Michelle sitting on that judges panel dressed like Whistler’s Mother for no goddamn reason

This Deathbird figure looks so goddam much like Mama Pao

Wonderful dinner idea: 26 pork and mushroom dumplings

Why’d I think that following up a book about Unit 731 with a book about the Rape of Nanking was a good idea?

It's been moving around film festivals this year, now available for pre-order on Blu-ray, and I would like to tell you about -- though not review -- my friend Dave Markey's new film, THE SECRET LIVES OF BILL BARTELL sluggish.ghost.io/the-jaw-drop...

the only time I get vaguely catholic about anything is when watching an exorcism film, like lads ye obviously need a proper priest, what’s a fuckin presbyterian going to do about it

I’m watching Night of the Demons for the plot

Oh I was NOT prepared for Hunter Schafer in Tilda Swinton's Orlando wardrobe today The LEVELS of gender at work here

Remembering Bob Hoskins on his birthday #botd

A perfect score!👹

I was so annoyed with myself for missing the cutoff for the Criterion sale today but then I found $45 worth of gift cards from them in my inbox so I got 2 for $41, which is essentially 50% anyway

Wow, who would have thought that putting on The Men Behind the Sun would be a huge bummer and a terrible idea?!

Whatever thirsty asshole spooked Duff into now always putting text over his crotch in his stories I fucking hate you

Brown butter morning bun, I love you

Pork satay katsu sando

I feel like I watch this video weekly

When getting late night Taco Bell, make sure to get an extra caramel apple empanada for breakfast

I will never not repost this when it rolls by.

The Crying Game soundtrack/ELO

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A second Grindhouse mini/follow up to Leah Williams’ X-terminators but psychobiddy this time would go so fucking hard.

they did a cat scan on this lady and the computer just made a slide whistle sound

The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman (2006)

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Nowhere Fast absolutely gets my vote youtu.be/arxD3Ro9mAk?...

Shakira lowkey Eddie Vedder for girls

The buzz from the Venice Film Festival has been rapturous.

“Okay, just a coffee and breakfast sandwich, you’re bringing your own sweet treat today, even if it is lackluster.” “Ooooh, brown butter morning bun? Well, I guess I can have the shitty cinnamon roll for lunch”