don’t have to tell me twice

This song has been going through my head all weekend youtu.be/eXzYfoVqfJ0?...

It’s remarkable how much things just continue to happen in The Bride

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Happy anniversary @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social 12 years feels wild, but it also feels like just the beginning

“You fucking puma” is going to be a phrase that lives with me forever

It’s come to my attention that a lot of you think vampires are cooler than werewolves and, quite frankly, that’s a sick way to live

Glad everyone is finally seeing Obsession bc we finally have people to talk about it with

something incredibly funny might soon happen

Tickets secured, crisis averted!

A lot of cultural literacy really hinges on whether or not you had to watch tv with your grandparents/elders

If I don’t get tickets to Manhunter tomorrow I’m going to lose my goddamn mind

And y'all, it's 1 HOUR 54 MINUTES. The US Cut was 1h48m, the UK X Cut was 1h51m, and the janky "extended" version I have trying to place in the censored scenes is 1h53m. This is incredible news. A real Unholy Grail.

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Frank watching me put two bags of pretzels in our basket with a smirk. “They were buy one get one free and I’m curious!” “Bitch, you’re a Kinsey 6 for pretzels. Fuck out of here, curious.” I’ve already eaten 3/4 of the first bag.

Some for tomorrow, some to freeze for later

I wanna make poutine tomorrow so I’m making pressure cooker chicken stock tonight so I can use homemade stock for the gravy

Having a fat breakfast burrito Friday

Sad we'll never get "Ernest Goes to Drag Race." 😢👠

brb solving all of my problems by eating a sandwich the size of my forearm

Couple new items just hit the merch shop, including this MUSICVIDEODROME tee! Click to peruse: www.museumofhomevideo.com/shop

LOS ANGELES: Please help these kitties Kit & Caboodle. Their owner passed away last week, and I've taken it upon myself to find them a loving forever home. They are GOOD BABIES. Can anyone *LA area only* adopt them? I just don't want them to end up in a kill shelter. Share, RT, ask around... thanks!

spring is here 🔆 r u prepared? ❇️ april orders open now

One of my favorite things that Frank does is, from a dead sleep, pop up and comment on whatever video I’m watching before bed. Last time was a YT video about medieval London and they were talking about London’s name and he says “yeah, NonceTown!” before rolling over and going back to sleep

Missed the released tickets for Zodiac today so now I’m heading down there at like 2 to try and get in a standby line

The organist at the Music Box running through Gypsy was a delight!

Just saw The Furious, and I need Brian Le to run at me like a monkey and then throw me across the goddamn room

“Protein pack your box“ is an insane bit of copy to put out into the world

Hey darlin'! On this week's episode, Peaches and Michael are celebrating 1995's SHOWGIRLS! Joining the conversation are the iconic Rena Riffel (Penny/Hope herself) and actor extraordinaire Peter Stickles to talk controversy, Goddess, glitter, and more! midnightmass.buzzsprout.com/1796691/epis...

Doin’ God’s work

Rereading X-Terminators and listening to the new Slayyyter 💖

Bring on the wigs!

We keep seeing these pulled pork ravioli at the supermarket and I think I’m pulling the trigger tonight

Had to make a gofundme Basically going through health issues and lost my job so anything helps. I know times are rough for everyone 🤕 gofund.me/a0cc3fb93

I’m tired of pretending that 7 hot dogs (3.5 each) is some absurd number of hot dogs for 2 adult men to share as a meal

The stamps — complete with pinstriping — are being unveiled Friday during a celebration in San Diego. https://to.pbs.org/4rxJ046

I fucking hate being sick. If I’m going to spend an entire weekend in bed I need it to be my choice to luxuriate in my sloth, not because I feel like I can’t stand up for too long

Still thinking about this rabbit curry!

Of course the week I don’t check on the academy screenings they put up tickets for Zodiac😠

Evergreen:

Absolutely thrilled by how gelatinous this chicken stock turned out

A virulent pox on whoever left an enormous pile of dog shit directly outside the gate door this morning

It’s less than a month until St Patrick’s Day and the return of Uncle O’Grimacey, who was unjustly imprisoned in 1979 by Thatcher for firebombing Mayor McCheese’s yacht in the name of a free and united Ireland. ✊

In other gay news my friend Dev’s film is now streaming & you should watch it so I’m not the only one tearing up at work: