I fucking hate being sick. If I’m going to spend an entire weekend in bed I need it to be my choice to luxuriate in my sloth, not because I feel like I can’t stand up for too long

Still thinking about this rabbit curry!

Of course the week I don’t check on the academy screenings they put up tickets for Zodiac😠

Evergreen:

Absolutely thrilled by how gelatinous this chicken stock turned out

A virulent pox on whoever left an enormous pile of dog shit directly outside the gate door this morning

It’s less than a month until St Patrick’s Day and the return of Uncle O’Grimacey, who was unjustly imprisoned in 1979 by Thatcher for firebombing Mayor McCheese’s yacht in the name of a free and united Ireland. ✊

In other gay news my friend Dev’s film is now streaming & you should watch it so I’m not the only one tearing up at work:

Me: Did you know they made sequels to Men Behind the Sun? Frank: Goodnight!

At the bakery counter. Lady: Okay, 2 cherry bombs, anything else? *sees a Sticky Toffee Blondie* Me, confidently: “Ooooh! I’ll take a stiffy…”

It’s nice to put these stickers someplace finally

I woke up at 4:30 this morning and couldn’t go back to sleep and I am beyond fried at this point. I need to lay down.

I was almost Sean until a cousin was born about a month ahead of me and they scrambled to switch George

In a better world, Grace Jones would show up as Allison Blaire, the Disco Dazzler in WONDER MAN.

Big crybaby cries 8 times during beautiful opera

This production of Kavalier & Clay has me a fucking mess. I’ve cried like 5 times and it’s only intermission

@ all frozen cops, donkeys & elephants alike who continue to terrorize and enable terror

I cannot clean the bathroom or kitchen without singing this song to myself

Well, 4pm seems like a great time to post this! Here's my top films of the year, please watch it, I loved making it and I kept it short this year!

Dreamed I was forced to chop piles and piles of red onions that were then getting scooped into piñatas

Little girl, probably 7 at the oldest, singing Ultraviolence into a karaoke machine on Hollywood Blvd is gonna stick with me

Still very excited to see Mulholland Drive on Saturday, but going to be a little angry for the next few days that the Egyptian is showing Return to Oz at the exact same goddam time

Don’t let your Scream nostalgia lead you to the cinema for 7, they are loud and clear about their support of genocide! Nevil Campbell and Croneney Cox I hope you never know peace!

The urge for spaghetti with brown butter and mizithra cheese hit and I’ve been bussing around for the last hour to gather everything I need. Thankfully everything lined up perfectly!

Sal Mineo's birthday is a great occasion to watch WHO KILLED TEDDY BEAR? Sure, he plays a baddie, but his commitment carried this 42nd Street slice of neo-noir sleaze (in and of itself not a bad thing) into cult film status. Also? Sal Mineo.

What was your #childhoodcinema The Burbank AMC 14 and the Centruy 8

I got a picture of a guy fucking himself with a dildo served up on my tl today with the caption “what if it were you” and not one comment was a picture from the Norwegian butter crisis video. Shame.

I bought a jump rope because I’m obsessed with learning how to do that throw/spin thing that the jump rope gay on instagram does so I’m looking forward to hitting myself in the face with the handle a lot in 2026

Van Goth is the single most Bob’s Burgers looking person that has ever existed. The face, the lips specifically, the neck width and that lisp

Let’s get out those electrodes, boys, we’re playing god in 2026

I think this may be my favourite Kids in the Hall sketch.

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!

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If you’re in town go check this out!

RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).

There is nothing so viciously accusatory when you’re uncut as being followed by a smegma fetishist.

me and the boys making the Yuletide bright

Sniffies in Whoville is like anon cumdump behind the Wazzle-Doo Doodler from 3-4PM

There’s someone putting up these stupid pro-Trump stickers in my work neighborhood and I rip ‘em down whenever they get slapped up, but the most infuriating aspect is just how deeply embarrassing they are. Like Trump with a lightsaber, or holding a rose or a wine glass. I need to see them put one up

Made some Dark ‘n Stormy cookies

You ever make a batch of cookies, realize you left a fundamental texture and flavor component out and have to bake a second correct batch right after you finish baking and glazing the first inferior batch?

Best mall interaction over a decade: Me wearing a Fleet Foxes shirt Macys check out lady: “With your Fleet Foxes shirt. I bet you listen to Vampire Weekend” “No, never” “Rilo Kiley then…” “Nope” *Squints* “New Pornographers” “Yes! Well, mostly just Neko Case.” *Nods* “I know what you are.” *Winks*

I had a dream last night that Frank and I were at a nice restaurant, and the waiter was going over the specials and he said “We have an ethical Minion stew” and I was so baffled I woke myself up.

*was married to someone I went to high school with!

They warn you about hot sugar syrup but not scalding roux

Someone on this goddam bus smells like old raw chicken

Michelle sitting on that judges panel dressed like Whistler’s Mother for no goddamn reason