Switched my wallpaper on my work computer this Alex Ross Avengers 60th Aniversary piece, but I might have to change it because I keep looking at Hercules' pit

Not Delta Work and Kathy Griffin beefing...

To the VERY hot nerdy cub I saw on the bus this morning-Sorry if you noticed me looking at you. The thing is I wanted to rub your belly and gently kiss you on the neck.

This is my first time working a full 8 hour shift in almost 2 years and I am glad that so far it has been fairly chill. That said, I would love to take a nap.

Not an expert on international politics but this seems less than ideal

Frankly, I haven't seen enough "Happy Nude Rear" posts today

This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!

Before we go into 2026 does anyone want to admit they are in love with me?

I have started to type out so many responses to people that I ultimately abandoned and deleted because I remembered my mother telling me "You can't raise grown people"

When does the next piece of big f*ggot media hit so I can stop hearing about the hockey boys? Will drag race save us?

So I was having to do some shit with Facebook because of work. And I have to say it is actually impressive what a piece of shit that website is considering how much money is tied up into it?

Hoping you are have tequiler on your tongues on this very merry holiday youtu.be/b71JjeFAHVc?...

I got socks for Christmas and I am legitimately very happy

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1999): USS Defiant, art by Jim Martin

CPAP in the background of the Santa porn, now that doesn't convey a magical holiday atmosphere, now does it?

Hey, do you guys know why the mere thought that someone MIGHT be mad at me makes me spiral?

I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings obliteration. I will close the app. I will ignore notifications. And when it has passed I will turn my inner eye to see anything else. Where discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

I just went into the leasing office to pick up a package. I told the worker I saw it on the big stack of packages (they just have a pile out loose by the door) and she was like "Okay, have a good one" and I asked"You don't want to see my ID?" she said "Normally yes, but today I truly do not care"

Me whenever I see mutuals post several porn reposts in a row

Do you homosexuals know this is a very good song? music.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cD...

Now why did I just see a bear gogo dancer doing an ad for ozempic that prominently features belly?

Seems like a bad idea to only show this for one night?!

Well, work was just canceled due to 75-85 mph winds. I need money thoughhhhhh 🙃

What a sad pathetic pissbaby bitch

One day I am going to open my fridge and Sami Landri is going to be in there crouched on top of my diet sodas asking me if I have a cigarette.

Having a freak out since the stuff I have put on ebay to try to bring in extra money is not selling and my first pay check was short because of Thanksgiving. At this point I think I can pay my rent and my phone? This shit sucks.

how do filmmakers feel knowing they will never make anything as good as Barb and Starr go to Vista del Mar

Sticking firmly to this!

Making yamitsuki cabbage

I like that the rolling chair that I use in my house puts me at such a severely hunched angle that if I sit in it within an hour of eating anything I get a severe stomach cramp

Acceptable Christmas music 🦇🐈‍⬛

Praying that all my Australian friends stay safe during Tyra Banks' current reign of terror in their beautiful land

Some pictures were taken of me today at work where I look very fat and very bald! Both of those things are true, but I don't want to see it!

I love everybody and I support your right to creative expression but do know if I see you post a video doing that SpongeBob big guy dance I am going to judge you a bit

Put the leftover seasoned tofu ground from the Korean 'beef' bowls on my grits this morning

Healing the house down boots in ranked

The painters tape that I use for action figures seems to have doubled in price since the last time I bought a roll?

I think I am having migraine aura for the first time? I have these weird right angle-y zig zags in my vison that is still there with my eyes closed? I don't have a headache though? I feel completely fine other than this visual weirdness.

Well, yes!

Hey, so is there an actual medical treatment for sciatica outside of the same stretches I keep doing that don't work or should I just k*ll myself

Okay but will she be playing Lady Shiva or Katana?

'Frozen' by Madonna just came up on shuffle while my bus drives through the ice and snow. Very cinematical in nature, methinks...

I just saw someone say today was 'Giving Tuesday' and I got really annoyed until I realized it is some sort of activism thing I wasn't familiar with

You can't make me care about those hockey twinks! I rebuke it in the name of the lord!

I just reached episode 14 of 'Delicious in Dungeon' and they changed the opening theme?! I am EXTREMELY upset!

If Canva has to haters left then bitch I have gone to glory! What the fuck do you mean this shit is supposed to be able to to be used for print materials and I can't just break copy into columns?! I have to make a text box for every column and they can't be linked?! Eat my entire ass.

I think if Netflix is going to make movies I should be able to see those movies at home within a week of them being released in the theater. That is your whole gig, bitch!