I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

Everything out of this administration sounds like it's straight outta Pyongyang: "the White House (responded) in a statement: 'President Trump has assembled the most talented and impressive administration in history and they are doing an excellent job carrying out the President’s agenda.'"

The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas

top notch mascottin'

why does this team hurt me so

Just a lonely poptart in a MAC world

Showed up to the Factory an hour and a half before kick and they're out of maccoon scarves smh

shoutout Hard Boiled Egg Over The Sink, gotta be one of my favorite breakfasts

Forever And Always Our Captain. A stalwart on the backline, for our Club, and our community. A man who always came through in the biggest moments, finding magic through pain, exhaustion, the losses and wins. 1/

MACtion in Bowling Green tonight

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

A Stockton rush for a touchdown to give Georgia a Titanic lead 🙃

who the hell let that kid be nicknamed ace bailey has no one told him what happened to the previous two ace bailies

Got a job lined up, hell yeah

steve jobs would have had someone shot for this

The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better? HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!

Bury me at the Irish pub when I die.

Fighting tooth and nail until the very fucking end. Thank you, Boys. #DCTID

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

This would be the Woodhaven Emagine lmfao

Can't park there mate

"Saturday morning cartoon villains have nothing on us" continues to drive government policy they want children to starve and they are going to court to argue their case

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

the forbidden lunch (hard boiled egg eaten over sink)

BY GOD THAT'S SANDY KOUFAX'S MUSIC

Rob Manfred please let me go to bed

Good morning. No arguing before 10AM eastern time zone please, which is the real and correct time zone all of bluesky operates on

Gamers delenda est

my biggest takeaway from all the dudes talking about how could you possibly know this was a nazi symbol is there are a lot of fake WW2 nerds in the chat

Huskies women's basketball out here existing vs Michigan State

Things I've found cleaning out my closet: - my roommate's car keys - a golf ball (i have never golfed) - every single pair of eyeglasses i have ever owned, going back to 2006 - the quit claim deed for the house my dad bought in 1989 - my kindergarten class photo - ten reusable store bags

Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing

wat

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

Nobody keeps the New York Rangers from scoring at home for 190 straight minutes to start a season, NOBODY

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

Busy day today, giving blood, making a sign, going to a ...thing, a City soccer game, the closing it out with Tech hockey's Alaska Test. Should be a good one!

HIS 👏 SOUL 👏 IS 👏 MARCHING 👏 ON

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Richard Attenborough saying: “I really hate that man” in Jurassic Park is just on repeat in my head these days.

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

Lieutenant Governor of Michigan, who is running for Governor, attacks the Governor of California for saying "it's interesting" ten times in a row and then nothing of substance when asked about AIPAC.

As someone with a degree from Hillsdale College (2004-2008) I have a unique perspective here: Were all College Republican types racist and sexist back then? No. Were there some who were? Sure. HOWEVER, this gutter racism, the open Nazi, "I love Hitler!" shit was DEFINITLEY not mainstream.

watching the government's social media accounts spit out groyper stuff on main this whole last year, this is how i imagined the behind the scenes chats were going