MOTHERFUCKING MATCHDAY. 🆚: FC Berlin ⚽: MASLW 🕢: 12:15 pm ET 🏟️: Scarborough Soccer Center 📍: Toronto, ON 🖥️: youtube.com/@cloudnorthtv #DCTID

USL banter is reminding us of all the times we've been right.

It seems we're now a “rival” in their eyes. Living rent-free.

USL avoiding the DCFC/Cosmos matchup in the Group Stage in favor of some manufactured USLC rivalries.

LAST CALL FOR DELIVERY BEFORE XMAS, Y'ALL. Don't be sad that you missed out, get your orders in by this Thurs 12/11 for delivery by 12/25. Use discount code BOMBSAWAY on orders over $100 for free PRIORITY shipping (you must select priority for the discount). Http://noonelikes.us/shop

BREAKING: After losing in the playoffs to an eighth-seeded Detroit City FC team, Lou City is getting relegated to League 2.

Next.

Our apologies for the hella short notice while we waited on confirmation of a date, but we FINALLY have the details regarding the wrapping party for our Freedom House gifts!

You know USL is big time when not all teams in the Championship need to participate in the Open Cup.

Freedom House provides comfort year round for Detroit's refugees. Help us help them by purchasing a gift for their residents. Everyone deserves to feel special during the holidays, regardless of where they come from. Get those Cyber Monday deals, y'all www.amazon.com/registries/g...

🚨NEW MERCH ALERT🚨 The long awaited NGS Black Friday drop is LIVE! You already know we've got the best merch team in the galaxy, so head over to www.noonelikes.us/shop and see what we've cooked up this year.

Tomorrow. Noon. You ready?

Dear USL, Your league ain't shit without your players. Step the fuck up, do the right thing, stop fighting the USLPA and take care of your players. See you in hell, NGS

Check out this thread for more info on h9w you can help us support Freedom House Detroit this holiday season!

DCFC in its current form will feel empty without Steve in the backline. Uncanny future ahead

There will never be another like Stephen Carroll. From the amateur ranks, to our first professional level captain. The success we have had in the USL has been in large part because of the leadership of Stevie both in the locker room and on the backline. Once City, Always City

For the lads. #DitchDanny

Another loss on penalties in the playoffs for Detroit City FC

Were it not for Dick’s ability to take it in the face, Detroit City would be through

After 120’ we gave our biggest rival DCFC’s biggest rival: elimination penalty kicks

Free soccer in Pittsburgh. You’re welcome.

Pro tip Steel City: make sure you watch the ref signal before setting off smoke. Amateurs

FUCK

Motherfucking Playoff Matchday 🆚: Pittsburgh Riverhounds ⚽: USL Championship 🕢: 7:30 PM ET 🏟️: Highmark Stadium 📍: Pittsburgh, PA ☁️: Cloudy | 52° F 📺: CW Detroit 50 🎉: Watch Party at the City Clubhouse

Calculating City’s chances of winning it all after the top two seeds are gone in the East…

Good morning to everyone except Lou City fans. Cry more, babies.

More like Loserville

LOLouville!

MOTHERFUCKERS

NEXT

WE ARE CLENCHING.

DAM puts Le Rouge up 1-0 in the first half. 😳

DAM is a hero among men.

Motherfucking Playoff Matchday 🆚: Louisville City FC ⚽: USL Championship 🕙: 7:00 PM ET 🏟️: Lynn Family Stadium 📍: Louisville, KY ☁️: Cloudy | 51° F 📺: Golazo 🎉: Watch Party at the City Clubhouse

The 2025 season for the Detroit City FC men’s first team.

lol Indy eleven get fucked

Russell Cicerone doesn't happen to play for Orange County does he?

Motherfucking do or maybe (probably) die Matchday 🆚: Tampa Bay Rowdies ⚽: USL Championship 🕢: 7:30 PM ET 🏟️: Al Lang Stadium 📍: St. Petersburg, FL 🌬️: Windy | 78° F 📺: CW Detroit 50/ESPN+ 🛰️: SiriusXM 157 🎉: Watch Party at the City Clubhouse

It's almost time for Trunk or Treat! This is one of our favorite events, and a chance to give something back to the community that hosts us on matchdays. Join us! If you are unable to make the event but would like to donate candy to, the easiest way to do so is here: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

FUCKING FINALLY JEEZ

Motherfucking Matchday 🆚: Charleston Battery ⚽: USL Championship 🕕: 6:00 PM ET 🏟️: Patriots Point 📍: Mount Pleasant, SC ☀️: Sunny | 71° F 📺: CW Detroit 50/Golazo

Alt text: a photo of a statue of Christopher Columbus is covered from head to base in red paint to resemble blood. Against the base, a red painted board reads "Stop Celebrating Genocide" in white text. An overlay on the photo reads "Indigenous Peoples' Day" with the NGS Detroit logo below.

We chant, sing, and stand on stolen Anishinaabe land. On Indigenous Peoples' Day, we stand with those fighting for sovereignty, clean water, and justice.

NEXT.

DIOUF IS GOOD AT SOCCER, Y'ALL 2-0 City

SUPPORT YOUR PLAYERS. WITHOUT THEM, YOUR CLUB IS NOTHING.

FUCK YEAH CEDEÑO THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT BAYBEEEEE

Motherfucking Matchday 🆚: North Carolina FC ⚽: USL Championship 🕓: 4:00 PM ET 🏟️: Keyworth Stadium 📍: Hamtramck, MI ☀️: Sunny | 84° F 📺: CW Detroit 50/ESPN+/TUDN PREMATCH: 🍻: New Dodge Lounge 🥁: March to the match (from NDL) at 3:00 PM 👕: NGS Merch Tent at Keyworth