It’s that time of year where we actually do a fundraiser to help ourselves- we don’t charge membership fees (and never will) but everything we do costs money! From tifo to smoke, restocking our first aid supplies, to workspace rent… It’s hard out there for an independent SG.

The final totals are in for our Les Jeux De Fleur fundraiser, and we appreciate everyone who made a pledge to support MIRC! Our DCFC women scored a total of 16 goals, and at $239.33/goal, that's $3829.28 raised to help fund the invaluable support MIRC provides to Michigan immigrants!

THERE'S STILL TIME TO GET THOSE PLEDGES IN FOLKS, WE'RE CURRENTLY AT $191/GOAL!!! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

MOTHERFUCKING MATCHDAY

Couldn't make it out earlier this week? There's still time to get your asses to the Russell! Tonight thu Fri 6-9p. Sat/Sun 12-5p. Be there.

No context DCFC.

MOTHERFUCKING MATCHDAY. Also, if you haven’t yet, make sure to make a pledge ahead of tonight’s match to support the Michigan Immigrants Rights Center in their efforts to combat against growing fascism in the United States. Info in the thread below. 👇

While we aren't necessarily known for making friends everywhere we go, we do love a good fundraiser for an important cause... And a little friendly competition.

The USL has NO BUSINESS adding a D1 League when they can’t even take care of their own players. Don’t be distracted by the bullshit put out by the USL when players are fighting for the absolute bare minimum.

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So now St. Pauli gets a backbone.

MOTHERFUCKING MATCHDAY

It’s good to see the club is finally selling the indoor kits!

Thinking about freshening up our own crest. Thoughts?

Why is the club using this dogshit logo as the official logo on the league website? Why are we not using the best crest in US Soccer?

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LISTEN UP THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Motherfucking Matchday 🆚: Columbus Eagles FC ⚽: MASLW 🕖: 7:00 PM ET 🏟️: Resolute Athletic Complex 📍: Columbus, OH 📺: Some paid stream bullshit

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MOTHERFUCKING MATCHDAY ⚽: MASLW 🕢: 7:30 PM ET 🏟️: Detroit City Fieldhouse 📍: Detroit, MI 📺: YouTube #DCTID

MOTHERFUCKING MATCHDAY. 🆚: FC Berlin ⚽: MASLW 🕢: 12:15 pm ET 🏟️: Scarborough Soccer Center 📍: Toronto, ON 🖥️: youtube.com/@cloudnorthtv #DCTID

USL banter is reminding us of all the times we've been right.

It seems we're now a “rival” in their eyes. Living rent-free.

USL avoiding the DCFC/Cosmos matchup in the Group Stage in favor of some manufactured USLC rivalries.

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BREAKING: After losing in the playoffs to an eighth-seeded Detroit City FC team, Lou City is getting relegated to League 2.

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Our apologies for the hella short notice while we waited on confirmation of a date, but we FINALLY have the details regarding the wrapping party for our Freedom House gifts!

You know USL is big time when not all teams in the Championship need to participate in the Open Cup.

Freedom House provides comfort year round for Detroit's refugees. Help us help them by purchasing a gift for their residents. Everyone deserves to feel special during the holidays, regardless of where they come from. Get those Cyber Monday deals, y'all www.amazon.com/registries/g...

🚨NEW MERCH ALERT🚨 The long awaited NGS Black Friday drop is LIVE! You already know we've got the best merch team in the galaxy, so head over to www.noonelikes.us/shop and see what we've cooked up this year.

Tomorrow. Noon. You ready?

Dear USL, Your league ain't shit without your players. Step the fuck up, do the right thing, stop fighting the USLPA and take care of your players. See you in hell, NGS

Check out this thread for more info on h9w you can help us support Freedom House Detroit this holiday season!

DCFC in its current form will feel empty without Steve in the backline. Uncanny future ahead

There will never be another like Stephen Carroll. From the amateur ranks, to our first professional level captain. The success we have had in the USL has been in large part because of the leadership of Stevie both in the locker room and on the backline. Once City, Always City

For the lads. #DitchDanny

Another loss on penalties in the playoffs for Detroit City FC

Were it not for Dick’s ability to take it in the face, Detroit City would be through

After 120’ we gave our biggest rival DCFC’s biggest rival: elimination penalty kicks

Free soccer in Pittsburgh. You’re welcome.

Pro tip Steel City: make sure you watch the ref signal before setting off smoke. Amateurs

FUCK

Motherfucking Playoff Matchday 🆚: Pittsburgh Riverhounds ⚽: USL Championship 🕢: 7:30 PM ET 🏟️: Highmark Stadium 📍: Pittsburgh, PA ☁️: Cloudy | 52° F 📺: CW Detroit 50 🎉: Watch Party at the City Clubhouse

Calculating City’s chances of winning it all after the top two seeds are gone in the East…

Good morning to everyone except Lou City fans. Cry more, babies.

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