Is he dead yet? #fucktrump

It's he fucking dead yet? #fucktrump #fuckrepublicans #seriouslywhatsitgonnatake

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I feel like these commercials have more racing in them than the race broadcast itself. #NASCAR #fox #thisisreallybad

I really hate the fact that I can't refute this as conspiratorial nonsense. It's absolutely plausible to me that this whole thing was a staged hoax to create a distraction to occupy the news cycle.

Yep, completely staged so he could let us know how 'important it is for his ballroom to be built.' Immediately after the shots, he gave a speech about the necessity of the ballroom.

It was staged as fuck.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

I feel like we're getting closer. This has to be the oncoming of a heart attack. #fucktrump

Ok, but is he dead yet?

FUCK THE NFL AND THEIR MAN-PRI PANTS. I WANT TO WATCH JEOPARDY DAMNIT!!! #footballsucks #ifjamielosesimgonnafuckshitup #fuckthenfl #andfucktrumpforgoodmeasure

It's been a while since I've seen this much severe weather and I've been tracking storms for 30+years

If @mayor.nyc.gov doesn't throw a Ticker Tape parade for our #ArtemisII Astronauts, with floats by #Nutella and #uncrustables and a front porch built by Home Depot, thats a bigger fail than #MicrosoftOutlook. #NASA #NYC #ChristinaKoch #VictorGlover #JermeyHansen #ReidWeisman #NewYorkCity

Jeremy: *walked with a little help* Christina: *walked with no real help* Victor: *DID THE ROBOT* Reid: *casually strolled because there was no way to top that*. I love these nerds

how many christina's are gonna be born soon:

How many idiots are gonna go to Home Depot and ask, "How do I erect a front porch?" after tonite? #NASA #ArtemisII #Orion

I love how NASA has names for everything and they’re just like “yeah the astronauts are gonna come out and be on the front porch”. 10/10 no notes.

How many band names were given this title tonite? 😆 #NASA #ArtemisII

The Artemis landing was brilliant and moving. I was unprepared for how many times they would say front porch. Or hazardous gasses for that matter.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Ticker Tape parade for our astronauts is in order, don't you think? Hmm?? #NASA #NYC #ChristinaKoch #VictorGlover #JeremyHansen #ReidWeissman #ArtemisII #Orion #sls #integrity #space

We don't need no stinking wheelchair!! Hehe

Can I just say Victor Glover looks like a cool guy to hang out with? #NASA #ArtemisII #Orion

It's not the size of the front porch, it's the motion of the ocean ...

Take your time, Navy. Our own recovery forces have already made contact here in Tennessee. #artemis

Pepper and Tortellini, NASA support crew.

This. This is a good use of my tax dollars. Not bombing schools a half a world away. #artemis #artemisII #iran

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Shoutout to the Mets for this 📸 @mets.com

Two weeks. It's always two weeks. Just enough time for everyone to succumb to the fog as per usual, and then he'll try something even more disgusting BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE CAN JUST WAVE IT OFF. Leave, get a restraining order, divorce him already. The kids are begging you to end this.

The correct response to this missive is Two Weeks to Impeach & Remove. Anything else is aiding and abetting these crimes.

To be fair it was a tough decision at the ballot box

A way (the only?) to safe face, not commit war crimes, and peddle back this shitstorm is the 25th amendment.

One message. One demand. 25th amendment. Now!

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Who’s ready for next Saturday? The biggest No Kings Rally is expected to be in St. Paul and a lot of our people will be attending!

We can afford a surveillance state but not a healthcare state‼️

Goddammit is he dead yet?! #fucktrump #fuckrepulicans

It's gonna be a big one. As of today, it's still 12 days until the next No Kings Day on Saturday March 28, but organizers say there are already nearly 3000 separate protests planned in the US:

Tornadoes in DC tomorrow? I know where I want to see one hit. #fucktrump #weather #nationalweatherservice #climatechange #noaa

It's obvious he's making an Infinity Gauntlet...Firefly is now owned by Disney, which means it could technically be introduced into the Marvel or Star Wars universes,or brought back as it's own entity. #firefly #disney #summerglau #Nathanfillion #malreynolds #rivertam

Is he dead yet? If not, invoke the 25th amendment.

I don't think there's ever been a game of #Jeopardy there all three Daily Doubles had maximum wagers and were missed — let alone by one player.

Ultra emergency kitten deployed

And, again like with Iraq, what is the fucking plan here? Regime change? It doesn’t work. Not like this. And even if you topple the regime - what do you replace it with? That vacuum will get filled with violence very, very quickly. And it can take years. Look at Syria! Look at Afghanistan.

But you don’t have to be a paid up fan of them to believe that bombing other countries in violation of international law is unacceptable. That killing innocent civilians is not the solution to innocent civilians being killed.

Much like with Iraq in 2003, objecting to this new war in the Middle East will likely get framed by those perpetrating it in terms of ‘you’re defending a murderous regime that only a few weeks ago was murdering protestors’. And firstly - fuck the Iranian regime for murdering innocent people.

Period to support WOMEN!

In 13m, Scrubs 2.0 will start. I should be embarrassed to be this excited. I'm not.

I always appreciated everything my medical team does and has done for me.. Scrubs always instilled that in me. I'm glad it still does. Thanks. #Scrubs #Elliott #Sarahchalke