I dropped in on the Jimmy Fallon threads. Ouch. Y'all are brutal. You all also miss what is a plain complaint: Fallon is 51. His *act* is appropriate for a HS or college freshman level broadcast journalism show shot in the AV closet. At 51, he should have learned how to converse like an adult.

From the breakout Brooklyn band Geese to the Puerto Rican star and soon-to-be Super Bowl halftime performer Bad Bunny and dozens in between, NPR Music shares its picks for the best songs of 2025. n.pr/4pPsa02

Excellent thread.

Matt's always been weak. Zero surprise for those of us in the cheap seats. Political punditry has always been a popularity game. The players forget some views are too toxic to recover from once espoused. It isn't "canceling." It's is culling the diseased from the herd. #BringBackLepersIslands

The Ellisons are entitled creeps. I am pulling for Netflix.

After seeing the photo of Jeffrey Epstein’s living room just released it now makes sense what Donald Trump is doing to the Oval Office.

Fascist Smurf doing his best ICE Barbie impersonation. Hope NOLA gives him and his SS hell.

Fucking nut job. Reminds me of Mel Brooks in "Nuts," but not remotely funny.

What. The. Actual. Fuck. 25A NOW.

The OU student claiming religious discrimination is every bit as vapid appearing as you would expect. She's a (former?) OU tennis player and from Missouri. She's had good grades previously, so this seems like a grift for clicks. #MAGAistrash

❤️💯❤️💯❤️💯❤️ Lizzy has my respect. She could have dunked on a less powerful group given her own travails but she showed solidarity, respect and encouragement. Bravo!

Anytime I think about the current administration officials at various agencies and positions and I hear a nominee is "happy to serve" or is "happy to be nominated," I wretch. Being tapped by Trump to do anything means you aren't worthy of the job and he merely thinks you are weak and stupid.

This is past ridiculous. The feds have hired dipshits. Racist dipshits. #fuckICE #MAGAistrash

Ted Cruz keeps getting elected because Houston is deeply racist & LEOs there tend to be emboldened to act in abusive ways. This poor child and his mother have been put through hell because of that evil system. The fact calls to turn in people to ICE are up 1000% there tracks. Racist Texans suck.

Everything you ever wanted to know about BS Barbie

No mass surveillance system is safe. Very serious privacy concerns over any use of Flock. The use of "hot hits" lists using AI to link vehicles to criminals is appalling. Lazy police work is SOP though. Why train officers on community policing & investigative techniques when you can just look good?

Sen. Bill Cassidy needs to come clean. Tell people he was wrong and RFK Jr. lied to him. Tell voters what he will do to make it right and Healthcare. (including impeachment). Merely stating we should ignore the federal government's website does nothing to restore funding and access to healthcare.

I'm very creative arts forward. Art, music, theater, dance... I just cannot with the Nutcracker. Bores me to snores. That is no reflection on the dancers or musicians. Just an uninteresting story.

PA-12 floatplane does a snow donut on an icy lake in Alaska before takeoff. 🛩️

Exclusive video of Stephen Miller's reaction to the lovefest between Mamdani and Trump in the Oval Office today:

This article feels like a circle jerk. Or worse yet, your HS pal lying to your parents about where you spent the night. AI and crypto are illusory products. Crypto is basically ally imaginary baseball cards and AI a digital Magic 8-Ball. Poor products for magical thinkers. Nvidia is the toymaker.

'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.' h/t @cocacolakid

Judge Boasberg says he will proceed to fact-finding on whether to hold govt in contempt for sending people to El Salvador against his order on 3/15/25. Preliminarily wants to hear from whistleblower Erez Reuveni & DOJ's Drew Ensign. Will let parties advise how to proceed in writing by Monday.

Trump saw Putin invaded a sovereign nation and started a protracted and pointless war to deflect from his domestic failures and crimes and wanted one, too. Sorry, Venezuela. A third of our country are racist, inbred POS and another third are lazy, self-involved assholes.

Massie: "The president has been saying this is a hoax. Well, he's just now decided to investigate a hoax, if it's a hoax. And I have another concern about these investigations he's announced. If they have ongoing investigations, those documents can't be released. So this might be a big smokescreen."

Y'all are some funny bastards.

This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe. Share it widely.

Bravo to her adults for teaching her right from wrong and speaking truth to powerful people. Megyn Kelly is a liar and opportunist. She makes children and society less safe.

The BiG Beautiful Bill and Trump

Any reporters ask Bill Clinton to comment on Trump giving him a blowjob?

How long did Todd Blanche visit Maxwell? And how long were the tapes? What is missing? What was said off the record prior to taping? What did he tell her lawyer in advance off the record?

I cannot believe I am applauding Lauren Boebert. Big kudos for enduring Patel and Bondi's pressure campaign in the Situation Room. Trump KNOWS it is going to get worse. So do Bondi and Patel. Which one will blink first? My money is on Bondi.

This means the seriously incriminating stuff is in Bondi's possession. Barr raided him in 2018/2019. They took financial and personal files inclusive of pictures and videos. It will get worse. Is Bondi willing to go to prison for him? Time will tell.

👇Mr Buttigieg ALWAYS has a solid and clear perspective. Read this…then reread it. Share it.

Serious question, will Johnson keep the House closed now that a deal has been struck? Does the House have to come back at all? If so, does that discharge petition go through? Will this deal nail Trump with the Epstein files? If not, fuck 'em. There has to be a greater payoff somewhere...

Where's the MAGAS saying they should get a job?

Look up periodic element #67. There. You're welcome. Now,can we get Santa 6-7'ing???

"Great miracle economy?" Somebody reboot him. He's glitches. He destroyed the world's best economy in a matter of days and the GOP let him. They now cover for this child rapist. #VoteThemOut

@governor.pa.gov Governor Shapiro is on fire calling out the bullshit story and cruelty of JD Vance. Listen up and spread the word. And if you support that MFer Vance, go 🖕off #DV1 #DemsUnited

I am seeing a pattern to Trump pardons: if you can get him laid, give him a cut or increase his power, you get a pardon. Trump really is Jabba the Hutt by every measure. Maybe like, Jabba, his crimes will catch up to him.

Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣

At the laundromat due to the dryer being broken until the part comes in later this week. Looking around, you can just tell where someone's life has gone wrong. Drunk sex is the #1 answer.