Perhaps you are one of today's Lucky 10,000 (XKCD # 1053) who would benefit from viewing the 1975 Fever Dream that is BBC's Fanny Cradock Cooks for Christmas. Come for the Bri'ish cuisine and general scolding; stay for the cross-contamination and poultry stabbing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kunu...

To all who have survived the kitchen today, enjoy some light reading... www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/s/...

It me.

"PFBBBFBBBBLLLLLLTTTTT" -Santa, probably

Might be my favorite moment of 2025.

False start, marching band. 5 block penalty, repeat third down

Tracy Morgan is killin it

OMG, so happy for them. #MacysParade

A gas station pizza chain (don't ask) around here keeps showing me commercials of a pizza with giant lettuce leaves and apparently Doritos on it, and I just don't need that level of barrier to participation on what is already a gas station pizza.

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!"

Yes, I know RiffTrax exists and it's very much the same thing and it's very very good, but man do I still wish that there were about seven or eight hundred more MST3K shorts.

MY HUSBAND HAS RETURNED FROM WAR

THANK YOU.

Let the annual battle commence: STUFFING VS. POTATOES 🦃 🍽️ 💥

Thoughts on the new Murdaugh series on Hulu: 1> Exceptional classic country soundtrack, especially in the early episodes 2> I never want to hear the word "Bo" ever again in my life.

Still relevant

I put that ꋪꅏꁅꀤꁅꀭꋪꅏꎇꋪ꒒ꀘꋪꁅ on everything.

We've reached the point where they can't even be arsed to use real pictures of ingredients for internet recipes. Enjoy Your Smuckers Sweet Baby Roi's Natural Orange BBQ Sauce. Be sure to add a dash of Kikkoman Allpurfava Say Sauce and some orange marmalade that's ꋪꅏꁅꀤꁅꀭꋪꅏꎇꋪ꒒ꀘꋪꁅ from natural sources.

First episode just dropped of a new weekly 15-minute series called "Alton Brown Cooks Food." It's been out for 11 hours and already has about 270,000 views. The world yearns for AB's food knowledge. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdUX...

Govt Official wallows with dogs, surprised to find self with fleas

Well that explains the sudden spine.

Give this show a try. It’s bizarre (in the best way), pokes fun at the format of sitcoms, and most of all, is funny. The time travel episode and the one with the delightful little alien Spewy are two of my favorites.

Little Diabeetus

I wholeheartedly endorse Jambys (the original shorts, at least), but they do need a disclaimer because sometimes you forget they're all in the wash so you just go out and casually pick your grocery delivery order off your front doorstep in plain old boxer shorts. #HowdyNeighbor

My brother in Christ, I once made your mac-n-cheese recipe and had to rebuild the kitchen afterwards.

Your COBRA COMMANDER name is your upcoming vacation schedule and a traced drawing of your house key.

This is... outstanding.

The more we have these AWS and CloudFlare outages, the more I think this XKCD comic was a documentary rather than satire. xkcd.com/908/

Random rambling story time: Sometime around, say, 2000-05, I was at the Coweta County (GA) Fair, walking along the midway. Stopped for a bit to watch the dunking booth. Dunking Booth guy was mic'd up so he could taunt passersby and goad them into paying to try to dunk him. Pretty brutal roasts...

Back off y'all. I'm a big deal on Reddit.

FEH.

Starting shortly on Peacock and USA - winner-take all curling match to decide whether Team Shuster or Team Casper will (maybe) represent the US in the upcoming Olympics. (Winner of tonight's match has to claw their way into the games in a last-chance Olympic qualifier coming up in early Dec.)

The "This event will begin shortly" music on Peacock has big time 1990s hold music vibes.

Neat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGAR...

Time for a very awkward plate of spaghetti in the Team Shuster Airbnb.

HIGH CURLING DRAMA UNDERWAY

And, after I got my credit of Twennybux.

Is that code?

Be sure to join us for the grand opening of "INSUFFERABLE™—An Influencer Hellscape", presented by Walking and Talking while Staring at the Camera You're Holding in a Slightly Elevated Position and Saying Hello to Individual Followers in the Chat

So I made this EPCOT VHS graphic based on blank VHS covers years ago and decided it would make a pretty cool shirt. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8338...

Stupid thing that always hurts everybody ends, after having hurt everybody.

No, I don't think removing the name of the person I'm talking about will make this sentence clearer. Yutz.

Who wore it better?

There's AI slop, and then there's TPIR Wheel secretly containing a mummy AI slop. www.youtube.com/shorts/NLoo0...

I get a lot of scam emails like this each day. This is one of the worst-written ones yet. Alt text provided so ya don't need to squint (even though it is, indeed, mint).

For your highbrow sensible chuckle of the day (complete with video/audio): www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

Today begins a glorious week of curling as US Olympic qualifying gets underway. Multiple matches daily at 1PM and 8PM Eastern, streaming on Peacock. Hold my calls.

Everything about this is perfect. www.bbc.com/news/article...