My Flamin' Hot™ Jeopardy! take... They should let the folks who have zero or negative still play Final with a $0 bet. Final Jeopardy is a key part of the experience and everybody should get a chance to do it (and maybe bragging rights if they get it right).

All up in my childhood today with Ted Turner reminding me of classic sitcoms and Atlanta Braves games. My parents' house STILL can't get cable, but we could get WTBS on channel 17 in the 1980s. Luckily I made a imitation SuperStation WTBS channel on Nostalgia TV using my Plex library.

Not sure what's weirder about this odd YT thumbnail... the exaggerated aging of the Margaritaville ship or the obvious Disney ship that's painted up like a box of Magnums.

Don't you judge her. She's doing what she needs to do to put food on the table. It's empowering, TBH.

Update:

What the actual hell

Check that horse for a nitro system

That's one big fckn horse.

Ya know what, eff tha poleece. Here's 16-30. Addams Family Munsters NewsRadio Laugh In Rick Steves Sherlock Homes (1954) Carol Burnett Price is Right (80s) Batman (60s) Ask This Old House New Yankee Workshop From the Earth to the Moon Whose Line Looney Tunes (yes, I know) CHiPs (shut up)

This is a very neat and rightful addition to the Studios. But golly I'd have loved for them to have spent the extra cash and actually made it a 3D light-up sign like the original from 2719 Hyperion.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only-- (generally in no particular order) MST3K Good Eats Emergency! SNL Are You Being Served M*A*S*H Golden Girls How It's Made Family Guy The Closer / Major Crimes Thunderbirds Fawlty Towers Remember WENN Twilight Zone The World at War

(Guess we shoulda figured something up when they were still "ad-free until 2023" well into 2026.

What's the past tense of Gizmoplex? Gizmoplexed? Gizmoplax?

Poppy knocked over an entire container of treats tonight and let me tell you, the cats had the time of their lives while I was elbowing them out of the way to clean it up. BTW, no that's not three bags of Christmas cookies in a Happy Halloween bucket in late April. Don't be silly.

Stumbled across A Few Good Men on BBC America of all places. And now I'm just thinking about it in Sherlockian terms. "You demand veracity, yet appear ill-suited to withstand it." "You're quite right that one commanded the Crimson Cypher. Quite right, indeed."

Who ever wrote this King Charles III speech to Congress, bravo. "250 years ago, or as we say in the U.K., 'just the other day...'"

Tonight, for the first time in my life, the mac and cheese box "push in then pull up" thing actually worked. I feel like I should buy a lottery ticket.

Paging @mearn.me

I was salaried at 18k a year on a radio job that typically required 80 hour weeks so.........

It's Nanner Puddin' Day™ (complete with partially petulant meringue)

Born 100 years too late to fully enjoy the glory of the daily comic strip Our Boarding House (later revamped as Room & Board)... it always had such vivid wordplay.

Every Elevator: In Case of Fire, Use Stairs The actual fire chief in Towering Inferno:

Straight up bum rush of security. Naruto run.

CNN Source: ID found on shooter places him as a 30-year-old male from Los Angeles area

CNN now says this appears to be a Secret Service agent

And THERE we go with the "well, ya know Secret Service is part of DHS and they haven't been funded for a long time now........" from Mr. Tact-ass himself.

CNN: officer did "take a shot in the vest", condition unknown

If they do try to continue this thing, Is have to imagine they would clear the building and rescreen everyone. That's protocol at airport terminals FFS.

Blitzer says gunman was "three, four, five feet away" from him at one point Also, he probably wishes he could just enjoy his damn Wolf Spritzer for once.

In this shitty environment, who knows if the president or the journalists (or both) were the targets

Blitzer says he was coming back from the men's room and did see the gunman with significant firepower. Says he (Blitzer) was thrown to the grown by a cop who then covered him for safety

What's your sign?

Good morning. Please enjoy something terrible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj50...

Today on "Bein' Weird with Poppy", we join Poppy as she sits for fifteen minutes with her front left paw inside my gross lawn mowing shoes

Taking bets on how long until the Cease & Desist Fairy visits our new local carwash.

But did they use their tail lights?

Tune in to Quibi tonight for the premiere of "Jeopardy! - Oops! All Potent Potables"

Dis is my tail. Dere are many like it but dis one is mine.

Good Lord.

Everytime the temperature swings here, I get a weather related email from McD's about it. Somehow that feels more surveillance-y than the 8TB of data they surely already have on my fat ass. (Also big huevos to basically say don't freeze; Let our employees freeze for you instead w/ curbside pickup)

Milo's gonna Milo.

I'm going back in time 42 years to beat up whoever designed that on-screen font.

Just saw a new way of noting "AI generated" onscreen in a YouTube video... "[Channel Name]™ Original Image ©"

I would watch SO MUCH baseball. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhm...

It has come to my attention that the yutes are now referring to Spring Break as "spreak". Don't worry, I've already informed them in no uncertain terms about their proximity to my lawn.

I look like Captain Caveman after trying to get my fat ass off the couch.

Petition to retheme Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater to MST3K

Space boat become boat boat, then get into smaller boat boat, then get yoinked off boat boat onto land/sea helicopter, back onto boat

Meanwhile, Little Debbie is also toying with the concepts of time and space

i bet one of the astronauts immediately got up, grabbed their stuff and moved to get closer the exit