No that’s Jackie Ithaca

I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever

Nothing says “I should be taxed more“ more than using $82 million to argue that you should not, in fact, be taxed more.

New NJ law criminalizes interference with trans healthcare share.google/xT0wTeUXv9Bf... Some good news!

The Mass RMV is emailing registration renewal reminders to people with unnecessary and shitty AI art included in it. Why? Fucked if I know. Just saying, maybe they could have spent the money on fixing the site so it works? Considering I've tried TWICE now to pay my registration and still can't.

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me right now #RealityFracture

Watched the most recent @gamechanger.dropout.tv and now I have Everybody To The Limit stuck in my head. Amazing how things stick with you, 20+ years after you watched it. I said, come on Fhqwhgads, come on Fhqwhgads...everybody to the limit, The Cheat is to the limit, everybody come on Fhqwhgads...

In case you needed any more motivation to just not touch Grok or anything by xAI www.internationalcyberdigest.com/xais-grok-bu...

The polar opposite reactions here to the deaths of Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham are such a reminder that we all have a choice whether to live our lives in a way that brings joy or misery to those around us. I think if you’re remembered fondly as Sam Neill is today, you’ve pretty much won at life.

I have been saying this constantly over the past few years - Trump gives people permission to be their worst selves. We need to establish consequences for that behavior in every aspect of society.

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

Damn, if only people had been saying that since the Nazi tattoo thing came out. Almost like people who are scumbags on ONE axis of their personality will likely be scumbags on others! Who ever would have guessed.

Happy 18th birthday to our creakiest, screamingest, grumpiest little girl, Islay

www.huffpost.com/entry/latest... "Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm if He's Conscious"

I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

This is the actual truth of Independence The willingness to stand up to tyranny and say “I am willing to sacrifice what I have” Start thinking about what that might look like for you

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

this is for everybody but in particular for @clairewillett.bsky.social

I told you fuckers they were coming for your pixie cuts and your pants. They’re just starting by throwing parents in jail if their girls are too good at martial arts or like cars

To my understanding, this is an accurate summation of the state of schism:

WELCOME TO SCHISM WATCH 2026 WITH CLAIRE

This is the "hi" mark, from www.artistsu.org/human-intell... It means: “This work was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only.” For the record, I do not use Generative #AI or #LLMs for any of my work in any phase. #GenAI is plagiarism, full stop. Support #human #art.

Wow, watching @zachreino.bsky.social's Smartypants presentation on larp and being VERY FUCKING PERCEIVED. 😅😅😅 Glad to know that larpers are larpers all across America.

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

Yes indeedy!

Today Xbox is beginning on their brave new marketing campaign to let their fanbase know that the all-new XBOX is embracing a brand new and focused strategy, in which the famous video games company cancels their beloved product, the video games.

In this week's edition of Professional Emails I Didn't Write, I have not written, "I CANNOT FUCKING TIME TRAVEL!" or "MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN, I CANNOT BILOCATE" to any of the PMs who are pissing me off and that's very brave and sexy of me.

This is, quite literally, the Internet’s Enclosure of the Commons moment

Dua Lipa is going to have to ask me out in person if she wants to see this hulking physique ever again.

One last thing: I often see people saying things like ‘never talk to the police without a lawyer’ and a lot of people don’t have lawyers and are like, what should I do? The answer is that you should not talk to the police at all.

Going to go ahead say, unequivocally, if you are a *big boss boy or big boss girl* and you made shitty fucking decisions that lead to a mass layoff at your company, you should be axed and your insane compensation should 100% go to severance for everyone who suffered thanks to you

A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car. Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.

I have a diabolical plan to stop the rise of the Democratic Socialists! It's foolproof and guaranteed to work! It has no known defense! Step 1: Be a Democratic politician already in power. Step 2: Do all of the good things that DSA mayors do once they're elected, that 80% of your own voters want.

We lost a great Magic artist today. Rest in Peace Ron Spears. Some of my favorites pieces from him.

Four years ago, SCOTUS gutted Roe and put access to abortion in jeopardy for countless patients. Massachusetts stepped up and established a free and confidential abortion legal hotline, providing support for patients, providers, and helpers. Share this number to save a life: (833) 309-6301.

Nothing like discovering an old friend of the family died because your mom mistexts you instead of whoever she was intending to message. 😩 (I likely would have heard eventually, but with a proper call/message and not a comment clearly part of an ongoing conversation where the death was an aside)

Mom: That reminds me of the time you threw a temper tantrum about footie pajamas. Me: ? Mom: You were 3. I tried to put you into your pjs, but you started shrieking, "NO CRINKLE FEET!" over & over until I finally cut the feet off of EVERY PAIR. Me: And somehow I didn't get diagnosed until my 30s.

Best friend and I have a standing Monday night hangout night, and we have been drafting a bunch. Sometimes we draft back and forth, other times we each crack 6 packs and draft from that. Tonight was Hot4Teacher draft apparently.

Work Emails I Deserve A Medal For Not Having Sent Today: "Respectfully, my good bitch, but the FUCK are you talking about?" "Hey, crazy ask, but do you mind waiting until I've been here 6 months before criticizing me for not doing things you have neither assigned to me nor provided access to?"

"Money can't buy happiness" is one of those completely misunderstood phrases (like "no ethical consumption under capitalism"). It means that *excess* money past what you need to have a secure and comfortable life won't buy you any more happiness, not that poor people are filled with joy.

Man, you ever look at something you did and think, "Welp, THAT wasn't very neurotypical of me"? Not even something wrong! I looked at my explanation for a work assignment and was like, "...This rationale is logical at every step but I am pretty certain no NT person would ever have done it this way"

I just got a really cool Liliana keychain in the mail that I am, like, 85% sure that I didn't buy. But I also have *no clue* who did send it to me because it came directly from the maker with no note. /o\

thread of Black artists and creators who deserve love & support not only today for Juneteenth, but everyday 🧵

My friend makes AMAZING fucking art. You should commission them! I did!

A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.