It’s 8:30 and everyone has gone to bed

Hawaii is dope AF but these frogs will absolutely not STFU!

I’m in Hawaii now

Had one beer and hit my vape in the cultural garden area here in the Honolulu airport as we wait for our connection and that was efficient as I’m ripped

A quick eleven and a half hours of travel tomorrow and I will be in paradise

1 half day of work and then I can start taking this vacation seriously

Got to golf with my kiddo yesterday. Wasn’t awesome but I managed to eagle the last hole so that will make me keep playing stupid ass expensive game

Gonna go see an old school metal show this evening with Biohazard, Exodus and Sepultura 🤟

I'm tired of being forced to accept things I can not accept.

There is bluegrass on the patio and a white kid with a mullet.

The Boys ending was very satisfying with the exception of Terror the dog.

My dad died while I was in Hawaii in 2000. I’m headed back next week and my mama is not doing very well. I’m kinda freaking out.

I will post pics next week on my island adventures

they should let me be friends with an orangutan

I’m kinda a mess. My head and heart are not on the same page.

I had a dream that I was passionately kissing my crush and she was not kissing me back and that’s how crushes work.

Two jets tries to hug in midair today near my hometown. It didn’t go great I guess but the pilots all popped out post hug, pre-explosion so that’s good

Leftover pasta frittata. Delicious and fun to say

Got to get some hacky sack in with my kids last night and the skills remain but the flexibility is limited. It was still fun but my hips feel funny this morning

I will officially fight Jim Jordan anytime anywhere

You must think I’m playing games here bitch

We call bottles of liquor with handles “handles” so I want to meet the disgusting little pervert who decided to call a handled bottle of beer a “growler”.

The human body is truly a complex and wondrous thing, who’d have thought that one day I’d find my whole body could be wracked with pain following a solitary sneeze.

Playing just the tip with the gas pump

Step 1. Acquire drugs

I think I might have to lean on drugs for a while. Might not end well but I think that’s where this is headed

It’s weird eating non intoxicating gummy candies these days. These Swedish Swimmers are weak AF

Radioheadandshoulders

Short to do list. Make friends with one or more crows. Get some tattoos

Someone got a haircut!

Someone who understands the grief.

I’m old enough to remember when only rich people had waterbeds and then when only poor people had waterbeds

Just over two weeks and I will be on the big island

I know that there are a lot of people out there that go around thinking that their dog is the best boy and they are not entirely wrong however my boy Charlie happens to be the bestest of best boys so I’m sorry to disappoint

I call this… Chili Dog Mountain

Let's plan a day to thow away our phone

Another banger from Lego Iran

who gives a shit if it’s butter

My heart is heavy for people going through a lot of things right now..

Ooops, all Garfunkel

I have so much stuff to do and I’m just stuck here unable to move under the weight of everything. Having to be strong all the time blows.

That’s it, I’m building myself a ballroom, and you’re all going to pay for it… I need a safe space

Stop being a people pleaser. It might save your life.

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Using the force, but consensually

I am afraid cocaine just isn’t in the budget this month

Rudy Giuliani asked to be rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital but they took him to Mount Sinai Total Landscaping instead.

My band has not had a show in forever and we have one booked for tonight and I threw my back out just trying to get out of the tub like the hardcore rockstar I am

My homie Yoda is coming over. He is a pug healer mix also known as a farm accident. My dogs love him.

Can we have a bacon skeet phase?