“Then the talent agent, horrified, asks, "What do you call an act like that?" The father proudly replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Salute has been announced for Saturday 11th April 2026, I’ve never been but I’m going to make sure I’m there next year. What other shows have been announced in the U.K? I need to get days off requests in asap otherwise I’ll miss out.

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

‘Moon’ is on film4 right now, Sam Rockwell is always great to watch, so double greatness in Moon. Soundtrack by Stourbridge’s finest Clint Mansell (of pwei fame)

When I arrive at the party

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

Ah the 1970s. Stagflation, three day weeks, collapsing infrastructure. Civil War in Northern Ireland. In yer face racism and bigotry everywhere. Bin strikes. Strikes in general. Blackouts. Industrial decline. Wage inequality. Dog crap everywhere. And households spent 25% of their income on food.

The zombies I posted yesterday were part of the monthly painting challenge by MLG, have a look at all of the entries here. A great community and awesome store

Unfortunately, this army's not gonna see much use here. Either one large or two small rifle platoons in Bolt Action with mortar and MMG, officers, a Hetzer, StuG, and Panther. Gauging interest here before eBay gets their hooks in - what *does* this kinda thing go for these days? 🤪

Finished some zombies by crooked dice, for use in my Frostgrave bestiary. Went will a more rotten and plagued looking bunch, happy enough with them. Pass the 3 foot challenge! Background by the awesome Jon Hodgson / Handicraft Games, @handiworkgames.bsky.social winter background book.

Picked up the Khorne team for #BloodBowl Going to try and get these finished before the new edition gets delivered next weekend. That’s a week, I know, but I’m a sloooow painter and got lots on and other excuses.

Thanks @fenrisgames.com Awesome service and gorgeous minis! Thanks for the extra stickers and toffee 👍

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts...

The urge to buy the new edition of Bloodbowl has been rising throughout the day. Promised myself no more games but blimey, the pull is strong! 🏈

Wow that’s a review 😄

My #Stargrave Captain is finished. Gris Harcourt is a Rogue & smuggler who used to run weapons for the 'White Sand' rebellion, before they were wiped out during the Long Decimation. He now takes work where he can and for whoever pays highest.

Throwing axes!

Taking my son to the cinema tomorrow to see ‘An American werewolf in London’ and I can’t wait. He’s never seen it, and I’ve never seen it in the cinema. I bloody love Halloween at the cinema 🐺

Carlos Ezquerra

Carlos Ezquerra

Still one of my favourite shows that I’ve watched in the last 12 months, just stunning. Would love a second series, but looking forward to a rewatch in good time.

Ooh

I done me some hobby time! Magnetised bottoms! Konflicting dudes!

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's Thunderbirds started 60 years ago today! @gerryanderson.bsky.social A British show that fired my imagination as a child (but 20 years later). A childhood that stays with me thanks to the Thunderbird 2 replica in my office. 😌

New stuffs day! Hobby desk already busy, need to prioritise me thinks. Awesome service as ever from @mightylancergames.bsky.social

This only happens to you once

Richard Sharpe, Vampire Hunter?

This Bonan the Barbarian was really fun to paint, he's not for an army or anything, just because I love the sculpt. He's a 3-up so he's quite a tall lad, get yours from @heresyminiatures.com here: heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p... #jhbackdrops #nerdlings

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

I think I got raptured, not sure. I was asleep but the light shade is a bit wonky, I might have hit it on the way up. Forgot to open a window, as you do, oh well I like it here. Mostly.

Kenny Who? Writers John Wagner & Alan Grant and artist Cam Kennedy saw the potential dangers of AI art back in the mid-80s. Dredd stories were always prescient but this one hits hard today. See also America. 2000AD PROG 477. Published 5th July, 1986.

Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Put together a few of the Enforcer sprues for Epic Warpath last night, yeah nice sculpts. Just two sprues worth here! I’ll be needing some new eyes though to paint them! #EpicWarpath

no new pictures, where are you at mentally

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

When people say ‘it’s not for everyone’ I had no idea they also meant free speech.

New stuff! #EpicWarpath Kickstarter has finally landed. Splitting this with a gaming buddy, looking forewarn to getting started. Plague sprue pic, the detail is superb! Going to need some new eyes to paint these.

Early morning walk with the boy, blimey it was chilly! Autumn advancing at a pace. Lovely

Live your life in such a way that when you die, people won't be accused of mocking your death by simply posting quotes of things that you literally said.

Cam Kennedy

Pint 25 donated finally. Last few donations haven’t gone as planned so I’m relived and happy to hit 25! No penguins today, so kitkat it was. (That’s a glass of squash, not a pint of my blood) #GiveBlood

Divide and CONKERS! The top right one is going to be a 30’er at least. #CONKERS

Happy 38th birthday, KNIGHTMARE, the hardest game show on television! In 1987, Treguard the Dungeon Master welcomed the first team of adventurers to his blue screen labyrinth. Losers didn’t just fail, they 'died': blades, spikes, and bottomless pits abounded. "Ooh, nasty..."

Babe is on film4 right now, oh I love this film. It’s an absolute pleasure, charming, and a guilty treat to this 50’something. Honestly , there’s a scene that never ceases to not make me into a big blubbering mess 🐑🐏🐑🐖

Cosmic Heroes from Bronze Age minis! 55 all-new models for your scifi games, now in the Pre-Orders section of the website.

The 82nd JOES, Rutherford's daring highly trained special mission force. It's purpose: to defeat their rivals and win that one-way ticket to Mars! Scarlett Scorpions (Scarlett Annie) treats Lost Vegas as their hunting grounds, preying on foolish treasure hunters, cross-country cargo, and any strays

FUUUuUUUuuuCKinell! Cant wait. (Possible spoilers if you havent watched 28 years later) youtube.com/watch?v=EOwT...