If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. (I think this game is my favourite bsky trope, and will never not play when I see it)

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Annihilation (2018)

Friendly reminder:

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Everyone can enjoy good music. A person with good taste won’t enjoy bad music. An ironic person will enjoy bad music because they feel superior to it. A cynic will enjoy bad music because they wanted it to disappoint them. A person with bad taste will enjoy bad music in a way that is pure.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

It took me until I was 31 to buy a Porche. It's stuck to the front of my huose.

What’s the longest car ride that you’ve been a part of? Mine is probably from Victoria to Montreal for a Grand Prix week, which was a very epic trip for a car nerd. (it's about a 4800km trip, so for a more familiar scale to our US friends, imagine driving to New York City from Seattle)

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

What's your sign?

A geo political puppet show 😂. When they call it a “special military operation” and not a war it is ripped from the Russian playbook.

sewage is water with life experience. it reflects the choices we make and carries with it the residue of our yesterdays and years. it can unsettle us—until we realize it was once a part of us. our pasts make us who we are today. and can inspire us to be better tomorrow.

Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws. Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

Y’all did you know that you are allowed to bring personal alcohol onto Amtrak trains, and drink it while aboard? Why are we tolerating airlines and their shoddy behavior when we could be getting drunk in a sleeper car?

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

My exemption in The War On Cars

I don't know who needs to hear this, but William Beebe was 55 when he made his first legendary descent in the Bathysphere.

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Share a TV show that raised you. The PBS affiliate where I grew up aired Sesame Street, The Electric Company, and then 3-2-1 Contact consecutively and together they raised me for years. youtu.be/NQWPaaIBi10?...

This episode of Law & Order is getting weird

And this is how I learned the outcome of the gold medal game.

Can't, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

fr getting a tool to produce stuff that looks kinda like writing or art is the saddest shit ever, considering that writing and art-making are activities unique to humans and define humanity ai can only replace us if we give up

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

its only called a theremin when its somewhere else. when its right in front of you its called a heremin

treasure

Doing art badly is good and sacred

'No attack, all release' would be a good name for an ambient comp

I just learned what a Dutch Reach is and this is awesome. (I mean, I’d prefer actual infrastructure instead of paint lanes that route bikes into the door zone, but until that happens, I’m so using this)

Ring has done this before. They partner with cops, get backlash, withdraw a bit, wait for it to calm down, and then go right back to working with cops. Don't believe this spin. www.theverge.com/news/878447/...

nobody talks about the heated rivalry between Anna Kjellbin (Sweden women's national ice hockey team) and her fiancée Ronja Savolainen (Finland women's national ice hockey team)

"Gas Station" Photo by Dorothea Lange. Kern County, California. January 1938. Ref CIRC.121-1973, V & A Museum.

honestly? i'm not mad about it. they're the ones defiling the separation of church and state, so fine, rebuke them in their own language

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers (sorry my list is hipster as fuck) The Sugarcubes (twice) Linqua Franqa The B-52s (shared leads count) The Pixies (Kim was better than Frank) Placebo (not the English one, the punk band that Feist was in before Broken Social Scene)

Holy fucking shit this is awesome use this now cybernews.com/security/dev...

Let Terry Riley gift us with drone now www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBCg...

a good day to throw your Ring into a volcano.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Public Enema

Reminds me of Flying Lotus at The Orange Peel in Asheville NC in 2014, repeatedly asking the sound engineer for "more bass in the stage monitors please, I can't hear what I'm doing up here" several times until "aw shit, we blew the monitors" Still killed it, tho.

Bands where you like exactly one song and can't stand everything else: Mine is Cake and "Going The Distance". That song slaps so hard but I cannot vibe with anything else of theirs I've heard even though I hear it and know that on some level they're good, it's just not for me.

What’s your most ridiculous concert story? Mine might be the time I was newish to a city (Dallas TX) and looking for a venue called Bronco Bowl, thinking it was an arena, only to discover that The Ramones and Social Distortion were playing in a BOWLING ALLEY. Punk as fuck.