pouring one out for Rob Base, a leader not a follower. now he can rock a mic with the help of EZ again.

Colin Hay, of Men At Work, in a uni pub, 1997ish. Not all Colin's fault, it was a dumb last-minute lineup change so he was on after two Celtic Punk bands. We were drunk and hyped as fuck and then Colin came on and literally sang a song about dead aboriginal babies. Way to read the fuckin' room.

it’s really wild seeing this from the UK because we remember him for being a supermassive piece of shit - every time people would tweet about him palling around with the heated rivalry guys or whatever, it’d be like: huh??? THAT mark carney??? the demon of threadneedle street?

No mere mascot, legend has it that Gritty is an actual cryptid who has been wandering the alleys of Philadephia burning cop cars since he was born in a raging inferno in a Cobbs Creek back alley on May 13 1985. Gritty is an avenging angel. Gritty is a monster of the people. Gritty is a comrade.

Your last saved meme is your personal philosophy:

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Jim Jarmusch's Barbie

Slightly increase a band Shilling None the Richer

Name a song with "world" in the title, but replace it with "squirrel": (and I think to myself...) What A Wonderful Squirrel (ooooooh yeah)

The last cool robot died when Daft Punk blew up.

smut is getting too niche imo

Name a song with "world" in the title, but replace it with "squirrel": Midnight In A Perfect Squirrel

Make a band out of two others: Creed Clearwater Revival

Make a band out of two others: Veruca Salt 'n' Pepa

Make a band out of two others: The Notorious B.I.G Brother And The Holding Company

Make a band out of two others: Death Cab Calloway For Cutie

Make a band out of two others: Alabama 3 Doors Down

Make a band out of 2 others. U2 Live Crew

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

Change one letter in a movie title to make it a new movie title Schindler’s Lust

Slightly increase a band Notorious B.I.G.G.E.R

there were some cool robots on robot wars. there was one that drove a spike into the opponent's robot, destroying it with one strike there was another robot that zipped behind and flipped the other over within moments. what was the point of those if not to attack bullshit robots on the sidewalks

Name the first album you ever owned. I don't remember getting this but my mother tells me I was obsessed with Stevie Wonder when I was a wee child, so she bought it, but it was mine from when I had the fine motor control to operate a turntable.

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

but please remember that your beauty isn't dependent on cisheteronormative white standards. You're beautiful RIGHT NOW.

Just FYI there’s an account on here called @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social (with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.

There are many things I’m very proud of as a Canadian. MANY things. But every time I watch another media story about another ambitious push in renewable energy from China, I’m embarrassed that Canada isn’t aggressively working to quickly become a true global powerhouse in renewable energy.

if my fellow Canadian settlers think reading the whole TRC Report (executive summary linked below) is too much work, may i suggest instead listening to SNRK's entire "Red Future" album & looking up the lyrics nctr.ca/wp-content/u...

If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. (I think this game is my favourite bsky trope, and will never not play when I see it)

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Annihilation (2018)

Friendly reminder:

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Everyone can enjoy good music. A person with good taste won’t enjoy bad music. An ironic person will enjoy bad music because they feel superior to it. A cynic will enjoy bad music because they wanted it to disappoint them. A person with bad taste will enjoy bad music in a way that is pure.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

It took me until I was 31 to buy a Porche. It's stuck to the front of my huose.

What’s the longest car ride that you’ve been a part of? Mine is probably from Victoria to Montreal for a Grand Prix week, which was a very epic trip for a car nerd. (it's about a 4800km trip, so for a more familiar scale to our US friends, imagine driving to New York City from Seattle)

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

What's your sign?

A geo political puppet show 😂. When they call it a “special military operation” and not a war it is ripped from the Russian playbook.

sewage is water with life experience. it reflects the choices we make and carries with it the residue of our yesterdays and years. it can unsettle us—until we realize it was once a part of us. our pasts make us who we are today. and can inspire us to be better tomorrow.

Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws. Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.