Mike's HARD Soy Sauce

Dylan Beavers being out because of allergies he's just like me fr

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Four Favorites with Oscar-winning cinematographer Autumn Durald Arkapaw 🎥 Sinners was released in theaters one year ago today.

Pope Leo:

Not enough people talk about how great Melanie is for the Os great sidelines reporter I just love our broadcasting team

O R I O L E S MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

I LOVE BASEBALL

JEREMIAH FUCKIN JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need some Orioles Magic baby

Well,,, we tried

A gritty outing by Orioles starter Chris Bassitt tonight. Guardians had at least 1 runner on base every inning against him, yet he kept them off the board. His line: 5 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 4 BB, 2 K's. 100 pitches, 56 strikes. Cleveland left 7 runners on base in those 5 innings.

Aw Bassitt is so on edge he's growing on me that was a good outing

Is this the 13th man out of a 40 man roster on the IL

Looks like it's a cable cam! They've got a cable cam strung up around the foul lines that's super sick. They can move it around for a really smooth parallaxing dolly shot of the pitcher

THE GUARDIANS HAVE A PITCHING MOUND DOLLY SHOT??? Orioles really need to step up their production game our cameras are super outdated too

We lost! But had a great time showing my dbacks buddy our home

Everyone needs to put down the political literature and start watching some movies! None of us are going to save this country but that mirror bit still holds up!!

PUNISHED CRAIG

This is because I turned the game off

Even our manager about to go on the IL man absolutely cursed team

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Anyway here’s a picture of Lucy, the O’s fan.

Dealin' Dean is back!

🥲 feels good

MASN crew HATES player interaction another nice moment between JJ and Alonso cut short by the tech team what are they doing back there man they were about to fist bump would've been a cool moment

Read Bassitt’s ERA and dropped to my knees in front of a Walmart

Heading to Baltimore for the weekend leaving the evil land of DC could not be happier

remembered a good tweet

Just gotta make it one more day then I'll be in Baltimore at the ballgame just gotta survive DC one more day

Already bought the new logo hat love the bird chillin in the O will probably be getting the new jersey too it's all peak

"His name is Ibram Gaunt and he's the Colonel-Commissar of the Tanith First and Only. Their home world is destroyed and there's only like 2000 of them left but even facing insurmountable odds and horrifying enemies he inspires his men to keep going"

You know what, I hope Gunnar gets sold so he doesn't have to be on the Orioles anymore we don't deserve him

“While conducting operations intended to enhance the peacekeeping skills of our troops, a simple target acquisition error regrettably ended in the deaths of over 99.9% of Americans,” said Maj. Gen. Curtis D. Taylor

Yes things are bad, but remember we are all incapable of real change and things can only get worse come find my cool skeleton in a funny pose in the upcoming nuclear wasteland of Washington DC

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

That was a damn struggle to get that W

If we lose this game tonight by one run in the 9th inning with 1 out left the season is actually over

Really gonna miss Gunnar when Elias gets rid of him

A 5 gum commercial? Recession indicator?

This kicks so much ass