if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

@mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social relevant for point 3 of your ‘manifesto for men’ in today’s Times…

That opening note is like a time machine.

I’m in Lewes for bonfire night 🔥 youtu.be/2xjX0BKSBKk?...

And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.

They are filming the new Spiderman in my local London park. They’ve converted a disused hospital into an ER room. Took this earlier - is that Spidey I see along the top walkway?

Fired after one day on the building site. My brick glue was ‘runny’ and ‘not called that’ and my wall icing ‘uneven’ and ‘not called that’.

The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…

Just kill someone at Center Parcs

Still a few tickets left for Birkenhead Day of the Dead. www.eventim-light.com/uk/a/629dc48... #chillout

Saw them across the room, liked their vibe.

The launch of the New Nottingham Journal is just a month away and a small amount of FREE tickets are still available for our little party. Come along and follow here for more news about our first edition @nottinghamjournal.bsky.social www.eventbrite.com/e/new-nottin...

Sous les paves, la plage.

Fabulous cover of Kate Bush’s Army Dreamers that crossed my timeline today (and really made me think about the lyrics). I particularly like the way the chorus is handled by two ‘arguing’ voices youtu.be/VxbMKIttjTQ?...

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

The other day a student asked me about the prevalence of insider trading in prediction markets. I now have an answer.

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

Good morning. Here's Gareth Hunt demonstrating the dangers of trying to work whist nursing the mother of all hangovers.

If you happen to in Nottingham on this day, then free tickets are here - www.eventbrite.com/e/new-nottin... I’ll have just finished writing my book so expect giddiness, coupled with an inability to talk to other human beings

Nottingham Forest defenders who have clean sheet bonuses in their contracts #nffc

These are the things that make me proud to be British 🫡

‘Fiery troubles’.

RIP Terrance.

Great book!

Rod Hull, born on this day 90 years ago. Thanks for all the fun!

Congratulations to Nottingham Forest, who have just been awarded the Community Shield by UEFA.

January 1981, New Order in New York: Tony Wilson: “Strange twist to the story darlings, strange twist to the story - you’ll never guess what’s happened now! It’s wonderful l! It’s Wonderful…” Bernard Sumner: “What?” Tony Wilson - “You’ve had all your equipment stolen!” #tonywilson

Happy 35th birthday to Groove Is In The Heart!!! Dig! youtu.be/etviGf1uWlg

The Kickstarter for the @nottinghamjournal.bsky.social is nearly at its stretch goal of £3000. There are 3 days to go if you’d like to support the launch of a new literary magazine !

The best cities are those, that love people more than cars. Helsinki goes a full year without a traffic death A city traffic engineer credits the success to lower speed limits and smarter design. yle.fi/a/74-20174831

Watching Happy Gilmore for the first time and I am genuinely shocked - not sure I’ve ever seen a worse film. How did it get made/released?

More ‘Live, Love, Laugh’ tat.

Are YOU the most depressing book plate ever? YES, You ARE!

In 1980 only 500 people lived in central Manchester. In 2022 the inner city population was 75,000 (slightly different boundary, maps by Ed Howe in Andy Spinoza’s book). So I don’t think the claim that this is displacement of a poorer resident population by yuppies stands up fully. Nobody lived there

Actually, I’m not that hungry any more. Manchester Museum.

They quickly emerge as a group of Oasis fans visiting from Italy in the full Adidas regaila. Me being a helpful soul, I volunteer to help if they need it, and long story short... Can you spot me?!

A dreaded sunny day so… Manchester Southern Cemetery. Tony Wilson.

Fancying helping to create a new literary journal? 👉 www.tinyurl.com/kickstartnnj #writingcommunity #nottingham #literature #writing

Did a demon write this?

The women working in my local chippy have had enough of your nonsense today. In fairness, it was fucking hot in there. I don’t know how they cope!

Just got sent this in the cycling club WA group. ☠️

Flying Ants 🐜 have stopped the Test Match at Lords.

It feels like everyday is Flying Ant Day (Flant Day) these days. 🐜

Nottingham people! The New Nottingham Journal, a literary magazine from the rebel city, launches in the autumn. Sign up for the first issue via the Kickstarter. www.kickstarter.com/projects/new...

Ooh there’s already one!! With critical mass!! Do this one.

Last call for Velogames Fantasy Grand Tour action! There's just one hour to go until the start of VELOGAME 2025 by Velogames Fantasy Cycling! Head over to the site to get your team sorted before entries close at 13:15 CEST today. That is 12:15 in the UK, and 07:15 US East Coast!

Here’s a Bluesky Tour de France 2025 Fantasy League, via Velogames. You’ve only got about an hour to enter as I just set it up 20 mins ago. 🫣 League Name: Bluesky TdF 2025 League Code: 370661116 www.velogames.com

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman