The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

Astronauts, so hard to photograph but incredible to see.

This, but after gruelling extra time. #WHULEE

I don’t do many podcasts, but this was fascinating. Made me want to visit Dallas despite having no prior history of interest in the JFK assassination. Also probably need to watch the Oliver Stone film.

Disorder on the streets? Well cyclists are the ‘acorns of disruption’ didn’t you know?

Rough trade Sounds of the Universe Sister Ray Juno Piccadilly Records Norman Records All selling the Nazi prick record. What the fuck.

This is what led to the arrest of Ryan Bridge from Raise the Colours A queen of a local passer-by decided to get under their cherry-picker van (while it was parked) so he called the police He & his rabble of flag wankers were served with notice by Oxford CC on Monday against putting flags up...

The ‘In Flanders Field‘ bike race (aka Gent-Wevelgem) seems utterly full gas today. In the meantime enjoy your new leg day gym routine.

If you see this post a concert photo you took.

There’s a Spacemen 3 rediscovery wave a-coming. Can feel it in my bones. youtu.be/YUM6FZI3guM?...

Watched MAFSAU last night. These suit trousers…

We were crucified nearby… how often can you say that?

I’m going to say that it sounds pretty fucking advertent to me.

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Hideaway by De’’Lacy/Deep Dish. Beautiful. open.spotify.com/track/5XUUxf...

dying laughing at the strava data for the guy running laps on the french carrier

truly incredible that strava leaks are still happening after all this time

Donald Trump on the phone to Infantino to retrospectively bring in goal line technology for the 1966 World Cup result - unless a couple of Royal Navy aircraft carriers start heading to the Med.

Omg. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

RIP Len Deighton. Bomber and Goodbye Mickey Mouse were my introductions to grown up books as a kid. There was no Brits = good, Germans = bad, just complicated humans.

What Newt is suggesting was a US policy goal from 1957 to 1977, that being to use nuclear weapons in civil engineering. Project Plowshare. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...

@actualnames.bsky.social Jakob Wanker.

I love this guy’s approach to collecting. Random cool stuff rather than ‘every Grecian urn from a certain period’. The ‘On The Road‘ typewriter scroll, some Dylan lyrics - I think the auction even had a Willie Wonka Golden Ticket from the original film.

The thing about the ‘who is Banksy’ hunt is that the speculation, intrigue and investigations were always fun. But now we have a definitive name(s) you kind of wish we never went looking. Amazing journalism from Reuters nevertheless. www.reuters.com/investigates...

RED CARD (second yellow) FOR THROWING A SHOE BY NOTTS COUNTY

why are bees doing brutalism

The Chelsea players just surrounded the ref to do their huddle. WTF?

Put my cat on the money plz.

I still think about this a lot.

I'm worried about what Spurs will be like when this new manager bounce wears off.

OK so my suggestion is that instead of putting the oil price up, which everyone agrees is very alarming, you just make the barrels smaller but charge the same, and that won't cause nearly as much uproar. It's a clever little trick that I like to call "reduceflation"

From ye ancient memes folder, April 2020.

Two more FA Cup games coming up. This twice.

I love Pocagar, but he’s ruined my afternoon by just riding away solo, yet again, to (probably) win Strade Bianche. Getting a bit dull now.

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Lmao

People of Nottingham (and wider area). I’ll be at Waterstones on the 12th of May, talking to the lovely @sanglesey.bsky.social about my new book. Drinks afterwards, maybe a club. Who knows. Tickets here or in the link in my bio - www.waterstones.com/events/marti...

This is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen. A simulated Champions League draw making the headlines in the Standard. www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...

£1,000 per week, or as it is known to tradespeople in Nottingham, Yates’ Rates.

i would simply not take my Fabergé eggs to a Soho pub.

This extraordinary building is in Hammersmith. The brief was presumably something like ‘make my new office block look like it’s falling down and structurally unsound’.

Yeah, I wouldn’t touch anything at that buffet

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Anthony H. Wilson as photographed by @kcmanc.bsky.social.