I am begging restaurant web sites to just let me browse your goddamn menu before we even talk about ordering.

They’re doing to undocumented immigrants what we could have been doing to white collar criminals for FUCKING YEARS NOW.

My high school wrestling team had a dual meet during school hours that students got to skip class to attend. My match goes into overtime, he shoots a double leg on me, I sprawl and spin around onto his back, and I win by points in front of my entire school.

I will live to see the day that people will have to awkwardly explain why they keep a dead relative’s IDF uniform in the closet

pitching a Coen brothers knock off movie to The Asylum:

This is one of those giant Tears of the Kingdom horses.

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

I was so susceptible to advertising as a kid. I had no idea what the Coca Cola Card was for, but I *knew* it was gonna open all sorts of doors for me.

1. The Canto Bight sequence in Last Jedi is overhated. At that time, it was one of the only instances where we actually got to see who the Rebellion is fighting for.

Those Charmin Bears are a weird fucking family.

Sluggo don’t fookin’ care!

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I miss the days when something like this would have easily been the most outrageous thing I read on an average day.

🎵I am everything you want I am everything you need I'm the liberal Joe Rogan paid for for by the DNC I say all the dumb things to a bunch of dumb white guys but I mean nothing to them and you dont know why🎵

Five favorite black and white films: Monkey Business The Bad Seed Creature from the Black Lagoon The Lighthouse Yojimbo

Everybody was poo poo wiping

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What following @gabrielenguard.bsky.social in the future will look like.

SpokkerJones showing up at Lowtax’s wedding and begging him to reinstate him as an admin seems so quaint now.

Disappointing news @criticacclaim.bsky.social

@mcchris.bsky.social Just got my ticket, see you in June, MC.

Aging women: stop getting work done. It doesn’t make you look younger.

The Big Bang

If you still have twitter, this is how I picture you checking the app.

Karlach looks different in Patch 8.

Put aside the lies and the open defiance of the Supreme Court, as well as the cruelty, and ask yourself: who talks like this? This is the *official* account of the *White House* - is it being run by a six year old?

According to this guy he was also part of TPUSA. They've always been filled with white supremacists, but now it appears they have their first white supremacist mass shooter.

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com For better or worse, this is your beat.

Booting up... *ping* Good morning, y'all! Hope you have a very fine day ahead. 💚

Gotta correct the media again on something. The administration is not sending migrants to a mega prison in El Salvador. They’re sending human beings to a concentration camp.

I feel you Orson. I feel you.

The Summer Wind Came Blowin’ In From Across The Sea

@criticacclaim.bsky.social PLEASE keep this on your radar to review on the show.

I solved 🌟STARCROSSED🌟 in 12 guesses! starcrossed.today I got the first two on my first guesses, and it all just disintegrated from there.

Dave Coulier to his oncologist: Come on doc, CUT. IT. OUT.

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

That Irmo AI ad on youtube about letting you “kiss your crush” is fucking creepy.