love speedballs st:tng fit

finally, the lightning⚡

looking at my passport and genuinely can't get over how cheap it is. like, its bending already

“You should try living in a hot county. It’s like this all the time” What part of me throwing myself into a canal, with a Calippo in each hand, screaming "KILL THE SUN WITH LASERS!” makes you think I want to live in a hot country, pal? x

Here’s a poem called ‘What Don Corleone Did Next’. #worldotterday

Proactive Man Starts Working On Dracula Impression Early So It Ready For Halloween https://theonion.com/proactive-man-starts-working-on-dracula-impression-early-so-it-ready-for-halloween/

i know he's talking about the time delay but

The gender police comes for us all, even god

you can see in their definition of "female" the ghosts of the past, failed definitions. a couple of years ago rowling said "I believe a woman is a human being who belongs to the sex class that produces large gametes," which she later modified to a body that is *organized* to produce large gametes.

love getting to the post office, one person in front of me... and they start crying at the counter.

Kills me that this notorious Tory attack ad turned out to be one of the most accurate political predictions of our time.

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

The Blair essay is genuinely bonkers and I'm amazed that it's being engaged with with any other take than: this man has fully lost it

first youtube he-man advert.

just logged in to x on the work twitter and its like 20 bot posts to 1 actual account.

right. passport back. 12 days total and i did dawdle a bit on sending my old one off. glad i didnt panic buy the speedy service.

I'm not happy about writing this, but too many people I care about are hurting, and it's preventable. medium.com/@jakeorlowit... #Wikipedia

the worm is 100% in control

It is IMO hard to underline hard enough exactly how disastrous the long years of Sensible dickheads squealing in terror at students and left wing people has been. It’s idiotically handed the far right a spiked bat that they will never tire of wielding.

taunting myself with rain sounds asmr

Corporations have been using copyright law to quietly advance new legal restrictions on VPNs. If they're successful, the implications for free speech and anonymity online are huge.

new dredd dvd arrived, so i'll be putting my hand right on my missing copy any minute now.

what the fuck is going on with that dairy milk advert?

getting back across the garden like rizzo on the turkey bc i completely misjudged how tender my soles are and how long checking my laundry would take.

No doubt there are all kinds of motivations for this, but I have to suspect this is unified cross-party support for a Don’t Let The Kids See The Genocide That Our Parties Have Enabled Bill, just the same as the US Tik-Tok ban was about trying to suppress reporting on the destruction of Gaza.

As I have remarked before, the current generation is the only one, in all of recorded history, to make an actual, structured attempt to give all people equal, actionable rights. And THE key question of politics today has become "Which ones do we take away again?"

TERFs knocking on the toilet cubicle door.

I keep seeing posters popping up to say that a deanonymised internet will be fine, and as someone who prefers to keep their life away from their family, and as someone who has been mildly stalked online, no, no it won't.

love how the media keep talking about us hitting insane temperatures like there's a goal to beat and we'll get a prize at the end.

Looks like one of those terrifying 2050 #climate projection graphics, but no, that’s a short-term forecast for France until… May 29th.

If I were to make a mean joke about what I, a hater, thought this movie was going to be like, it wouldn't be mean enough to generate this clip

The government wont ban conversion therapy for the same reason they wont ban drinking in parliament: they do it and want to keep doing it

I'm sorry, but can we also talk about how Rob here wrote an actual novel? About a six four self-insert named Bradley Clyde, who travels back in time to 1940 and goes undercover as a Nazi, and then apparently things get morally complicated?

theres no way this didnt start off as a noel fielding plate

Temperature map right now for England and Wales. 33 (91) in London. May 25

"would you love me if i was a human buzz-saw?" "...no."

On this day, remember Batman's sacrifice as he transformed into a flying buzz saw.

the single best role in the entire "takes a village to raise a child" dynamic is Uncle and it isn't close to close

Harsh, but fair.

Ar Di

Heavenly Bodies by Rufino Tamayo, 1946 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137485

A truly incredible article that seems to criticise Andy Burnham for not having parachuted behind enemy lines during wartime.

going to be honest, i'm tired of van dyke doing the "i don't know what happened here" schtick

"not many people can understand either" (glasgow and scouse accents) ~blinks~

ahh liverpool

Amazing stuff.

Some of them have occasionally been honest about the strategy. Helen Joyce, 5/25/22: "We can't win this by saying you know there's 60 x million people in this country and we've got to persuade all of them or a great majority of them. We've got to get through to the decision makers."