Never in doubt.

Lets do this 🇦🇺 #WT20WC

👀

Burn it all down.

I am....stressed. #socceroos #Worldcup26

Well, that was the most self-indulgent England FAFO for a long while. Good to see. #EngvsNZ

And....breathe. #Socceroos #worldcup26

Meanwhile in Australia, the most unexpected and frankly disturbing first sentence you will read today. www.heraldsun.com.au/business/vic...

Yeah, nah. How bloody good. #Socceroos

This is cool 😎 👇🏾

This sucks.

*chef's kiss* #Auspol

The U.K.’s City oversight body is probing big British investment houses for information on how exposed the market could be to the unprecedented $1.8 trillion SpaceX listing.

😬

Bloody hell.... Labor still forming majority government, but Libs (without the Nats) fourth! Wild.

What. The. Fuck.

DfE pupil data is out today and shows that the number of private school pupils has dropped 5.6% since VAT was introduced. Not 25% like the independent schools council predicted. Or the 50% we saw in some right-wing papers. 5.6%.

Do something. My @smh cartoon.

Because they've been falling for...like...a week?

Hmm

Hot tip: don't get travel vaccinations when it's a stinker. I think I can see through time and space.

Amazing stuff.

We're a few hours away from someone claiming Dave Sharma is a "moderate".

Pfft.

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Well this fucking sucks. #Hearts

This is incredibly funny.

The Daily Tel having another normal one I see. #Auspol

Perfect.

Jim Chalmers says when the LNP introduced the CGT discount in 1999, they “fundamentally distorted how investment happens” by “encouraging ppl to pile into existing housing” which pushed prices up & locked young ppl out.💥 The 27-year free ride is finally over. #auspol

Net overseas migration numbers are 45% down from peak. Migration is not putting pressure on housing supply - the present taxation arrangements around housing are. Hence the changes. - Chalmers. #auspol

He actually did it - what a time to be alive. #Auspol

At last, the Australian takeover of Britain begins.

The Onion ass headline

Lol

Went with a group of mates through Queenstown en route to a music fest when I was 19 - and this is bang on.

🤔

Hold up. This might mean (even) fewer yanks getting passports. Which IMHO is good news for the rest of us.

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Jesus wept

Absolutely wild stuff. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

What a time to be alive.

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Fucks sake.

New level of sad just dropped.

Didn't have this on my bingo card.

Wowee (!!!)