A) righto. B) supreme court ruling when?

Good.

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Noooo.

Lol lmao.

Yeah, this.

Burn the tape. #Ashes

While most politicians mouth meaningless platitudes without backing it up, Kon is out there every day actually making a difference for vulnerable people who need help, all the while copping the foulest racist abuse from Neanderthals on here. He is a genuine Australian hero.

Lol lmao. Idiot. Anyway, how good. #Ashes

Finish them. #Ashes

Oh...good.

He sure is. #Ashes

Kez ❤️ #Ashes

Smudge out 😬 #Ashes

....ok.

Justice for this woman, who made the weird blob better.

Because of course Henry had got the full roll call from Dulwich College and of course Trevor Phillips couldn’t even be bothered to read the stories he’s writing about

10/10, no notes. #Ashes

Well that shut Jofra up. 2-0 baby. #Ashes

Mitchell Starc's bday should be a public holiday Imo. #Ashes

Perfect.

Cam Green stop doing stupid shit pls. #Ashes

I feel Marnus should come on and bowl some gentle pies until the exact time they call stumps, for fairness. #Ashes

*taps sign* #Ashes

Like...fine, I guess. But Webster has been seriously robbed. #Ashes

But I’ve been assured by people having 5 day twitter meltdowns on this subject that this isn’t true

Good stuff, this.

This story is starting to make me feel I’m going slightly mad - maybe RR overdid the gloom, but the tax rises are paying for a) the welfare U-turns b) the £10bn-plus increase in headroom c) scrapping the two child limit d) bits of other spending eg higher local gov costs 🤷🏻‍♀️

Honestly the completely weird Budget coverage is mostly a sign of how pretty much any attack can stick when you’re unpopular enough. Of course Rachel Reeves didn’t brief the full Cabinet on Budget details weeks in advance! No chancellor ever does! It would immediately leak!

This OBR/Treasury row on who said what, when... is very muddy and complicated. A few points: • idea that the OBR said on Oct 31 Reeves was already meeting her target by £4b isn't really the full picture - fcast excluded the welfare u-turns since March (some media have pointed that out, others not)

The funniest outcome here is if the FCA decides to look back as far as...say...2022. (Also this entire thing is stupid)

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Wot

Yep.

Stardust. The Israeli-U.S. company with a strange and totally real plan to block out the sun and reverse global warming. Reporting this story involved a complete relearning of what I thought I knew about the climate future. w/@corbinhiar.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/magazin...

BREAKING: Labor has secured the passage of its new environmental laws with the support of The Greens. Albanese says the Liberals inc. Sussan Ley refused to meet him. PM “I must say that the Greens showed maturity.” Great result. ✅ #auspol

Look...love the Bison. But, every time we've played him late in a series we've lost. Just saying. #Ashes

I'm hearing criticisms of the end to the two child limit, because it was done just to mollify Labour backbenchers, at a cost of £billions. I remember another govt delivering a referendum on EU membership, just to mollify restive backbenchers. That's costing way, way more... A little perspective?

A reminder that the chancellor is only doing one tax and spend budget a year - in the autumn - so stop asking if she's coming back for taxes in spring. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Turns out they published early - that's bad.

The OBR forecast being leaked is.....not great.

There's been a lot of shit ideas recently, this one just about tops it.

Amazing stuff. #Auspol

Hook it into my veins. #TheAshes

Fuck. Yes. Get in. #TheAshes

One of the best catches you'll see. Bloody wild. #TheAshes

Good news is I won't have to wake up at 2am again tomorrow. #TheAshes

Gaz century it is then... #TheAshes