There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.

It is even worse than it looks

This is very good. Depressing as shit but very good.

We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.

The Broncos should get Zach Wilson just to set up the LOLJets Darnold vs Wilson Super Bowl.

Considering the policies Apple has cozied up to and monetarily supported over the last year, I think some deeper reflection is required.

that’s Caleb Williams on his back 40 yards away, just unreal

That was insane

WOW

That Bears field just looks like it hurts

Watching the Patriots be good again after like 6 down years

I’m pretty cool with the Patriots being back. Kind of surprised by that

How it started/how it's going

John Harbaugh had the Giants rework their org chart for him: defector.com/john-harbaug...

Read this article yesterday and had to re-read this paragraph twice - Biden? Leftist activists? What in the Fox News is happening with Rolling Stone?

Even better timeline Tomlin to Browns Stefanski to Ravens Harbaugh to Steelers

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this: America's problems are solved problems. Just not here. What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵

ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis. www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...

This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.

American conservatives will look you right in the eye with a straight face and tell you that complete and utter subservience to masked federal police is patriotism, anything else deserves being executed in the street, and tax dollars for healthcare is tyranny.

I’d love to see the Venn diagram of people who didn’t get vaxxed due to “govt implanted tracking chips” and people who wholeheartedly support ICE.

Turns out when Hillary Clinton called them a basket of deplorables - she was being way too kind.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I’d like to think the Red Zone audio issues are karma for the enshitification

On the bright side I can’t hear any ads on Red Zone. The downside my ears are bleeding from the static sound due to their audio issues

Live footage of Democratic leaders in the Senate making deals with the GOP:

Democrats ran the table on Tuesday at state and local levels, getting not just its base excited but “normies” fed up over the last 10mo, so of course national Democrats want to do everything to pop the air in the balloon.

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Zoran’s win is a sign. It’s a manifestation of the will of the people, saying ‘no more bullshit.’ We’re sick of the establishment ‘left’ that every other first world democracy would consider center-right. Do you want cool shit like Canada/Australia have? Elect more people like AOC & Zoran.

I would watch several seasons of this!

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

I seem to recall that it was the biggest 1st Amendment attack in American history when the Biden admin alerted social media companies to some content and said "hey does this violate your policies?" Will Matt Taibbi, Michael Shellenberger and (lol) CBS News Editor in Chief Bari Weiss call this out?

Guess who's doing the morning announcements each day at #StarfleetAcademy? #StarTrek www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh4N...

Flames / Blues uniform matchup looking BEAUTIFUL. Back in the Reebok days this would have been awful.

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

"still punk as fuck," i whisper as i buy the best candy so trick or treaters love me

It’s honestly shocking Carson Wentz has a Super Bowl ring.

This is some goodass Red Zone

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

If you see this, post an archer

Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry

this is the way rich people think about health insurance

The Browns having their Mr Hanky uniform unveiling sponsored by DudeWipes is very on brand.

My wife: “How are you feeling?” Me: “I got a book of matches, I got a can of kerosene…” My wife: “Oh wow. Still sick”