My PR for deadlifts is 185. I’ve never lifted before. Im a sick fucking freak! *Teep voice* lmao

idk who needs to hear this, but do NOT let that job burn you out

This was me the first time it happened lmao no warning or nothing. I was taken aback to say the least

Civilians are not snitches.

Weighted

“My little slutty canvas” is such a bar.

No, strong smells would keep me awake all night.

When he add a lil body roll to the stoke >>>

Cero

zerô.

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

Not my paternal grandfather. But I was told he was a SOB so I’m glad I didn’t.

Especially because some ppl are attracted to personalities as well and the looks can grow on you.

I thought working out was gonna curb some of this sexual energy that I have from abstaining but it hasn’t. Maybe I’m not working out long enough.

These are great mitties actually

Nutty titties?

There’s no “was my dawg and fucked my eyes crossed” category

It is. I mix it with lemon juice in my 40oz bottle of water so I don’t taste it lmao

Happy Cinco De Mayo

Everyone can’t have 12 inches of dick. If you a real fucker, you can get busy whether it’s 6in or 10in. Let’s focus on THAT.

Let’s abolish this term and just let men self destruct in their insecurities.

This having an adult content warning is frying me 😭

Idk who they is but I hate that for them 😭

This is all I be wanting fr

SAME /: lmao

No but I will be soon.

I wish you could see yourself through my eyes.

I assume when DonaldTrump says he wants movies made in America he doesn't mean queer ones. Anyway, buy a physical copy of [everything you love]

I have a question but it’s very niche and I might not get any answers at all and that’s okay. For my non-monogamous people poly, or open relationship what made you choose that lifestyle and why? Just curious.

Edit buttons should be universal cause deleting a whole post for a typo is so annoying.

Hello?? 😭

He should have whooped him twice cause why did you push her?

Wingstop commercial with no dialogue just us shimmying & eating chicken.

"Intimacy is being seen and seen some more and being shown there is no weariness in the witnessing of you."

Everybody watch G20 with Madame President, Viola Davis!!! This was a damn good movie! 🫡

Lacey panties under baggy jeans >

What a fucking joke man

sold at Target Walmart & Amazon...i see what they are doing

Y’all are so funny bro 😭😭

I think this is gonna be where I post all my nsfw thoughts that I don’t wanna scare my gamer friends with on the other site. Unfollow me now if u don’t wanna read freak shit at 8 in the morning.

A thread 👇🏾

Considering everything we know about this administration up to this point I’m not sure why we’re not calling this a deliberate policy to starve millions of people.

Reciprocity matters

Hate when people say “you in your 30s, why you ain’t go no kids??” Shut the fuck up.

I’m not gone lie growing up we was some walking mfssssssss😭🤣💯

I want my next boyfriend to be so sweet, doting, and smitten with me. But also fck me like he hates me. I don’t think I’m asking for too much 😪