Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.

NYCFC getting utterly OBLITERATED really put the icing on the cake for this weekend

WHAT IN THE HIPPITY HOPPITY HELL IS THIS‽ 😭😭😭

I know that politicians absolutely need to offer a deeper vision than "we're not Republicans" in order to secure people's votes, but really, at this point, that could even just be "…and we'll fix what they broke (and what was broken before they started)" or even just "We'll Put A Stop To All This."

THANK YOU COWBOYS FOR NOT MESSING UP MY SPORTS HIGH!!! #DallasCowboys

It’s probably not great the vast majority of American journalists and other media zeitgeist people are letting their brains marinate in this toxic sludge

15 - Gotham FC's Jaelin Howell won 15 duels on Saturday, equaling the most by any player in an #NWSL Championship match (Sam Mewis - 2018). Anchor.

ONE season, TWO championships! Champions of the LEAGUE! Champions of the CONTINENT! And MAJOR tournaments on the horizon! NJ/NY GOTHAM FC IS THAT CLUB!!! 🗣️GO BATS!!! 🦇🦇🦇 #GothamFC #NWSL #CONCACAF

We are now in a Handing It To Him Watch in the area of Stephen A. Smith. For your posting safety, do not hand it to Stephen A. Smith, no matter how much you loathe his current target or how reasonable he seems in a one minute clip. We will remain in a Handing It To Him Watch through the weekend.

GOOD MORNING TO GOTHAM FC FANS, AND GOTHAM FC FANS ONLY!!! #GothamFC

Nobody: Juan Carlos Amaros entering the NWSL playoffs as the final seed: #GothamFC #NWSLChampionship

Whoever at CBS put @dreyesceron.bsky.social on the screen did that for the fans

Goal vibes!!!!! #GothamFC #NWSLChampionship

Time to sub out Reale. I don't think that she can finish out on the yellow. #GothamFC

Shoutout to Keepers for the free shots at the #GothamFC watch party!

I'm waiting for the conspiracy theorists to say that Trinity Rodman's hair is a hit that she's going to Chelsea. 😂 #NWSL #NWSLChampionship

A good crowd at the very start of the #GothamFC watch party at Keepers #NWSLChampionship

Trump was making eyes at that man like he wanted to call him "Mamdaddy" 😂😭

#GothamFC fans, who's going to the watch party in Harrison?

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USA are whooping Uruguay's ASS in this match. WOW! #USMNT

Bruh.

Gotham is too funny for this. I might have to get one. 😂 gothamfcshop.com/products/und... #GothamFC

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I'm happiest for Jaedyn Shaw out of everyone. I don't know WHAT happened in North Carolina, but she came here and IMMEDIATELY started balling out like she has for the balance of her career thus far. She's such an amazing fit for the team. #GothamFC

UNDERDOGS MY ASS! GOTHAM FC BACK TO THE NWSL CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THREE YEARS!!! GO BATS!!!!! 🦇💪🏾🦇💪🏾🦇💪🏾 #GothamFC

JAEDYN SHAWS xDAWG IS OFF THE FUCKIN CHARTS! #GothamFC

GOTHAM OFF OF THE SET PIECE!!! SHAW GOAL!!!!! LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO!!!! #GothamFC

That was quite a bar fight of a first half. The ref has been letting them play, except for the rare bits where they decide to call something very small. 🤷🏿‍♀️ #GothamFC

IT'S SEMIFINAL TIME!!! LET'S GO BATS!!!!! 🦇🦇🦇 #GothamFC

He has such terrible injury luck. #NJDevils

Trinity Rodman is SUCH a gem. 😂 That's right girl, steal your coach for the team photo mid-interview! 😂😂😂 #NWSL

The question is did a sitting president have a political liability assassinated while in federal custody. THAT IS THE QUESTION!!! And I think we all kinda know he did.

I think people are missing the point with this Epstein thing. The question is not did he have sex with underaged girls. He did. The question is not did he have illegal financial transactions with Epstein. He did. The question is not did he serve as an asset and agent of Putin. He did.

These are some major plans, with hints of MASSIVE projects to come in a decade. My fellow #GothamFC and #RBNY fans will be very happy with the PATH news as well. Port Authority unveils $45 billion capital plan with PATH service improvements - nj.com share.google/BDpbs8eZy5GT...

I didn't think that there would be a second time in my life where Bill Clinton's dick was a trending topic, but today is that day...😬

It really hits you in the face how badly they dropped the ball that this isn’t starting in July of 2026. IT WAS RIGHT THERE

Expected, but MASSIVE nonetheless! #MajorLeagueSoccer www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

This is how it should have been handled to begin with

Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.

#GothamFC seeing everyone draw up their NWSL Playoffs brackets

LET'S GO BATS!!!!! #GOTHAMFC

THAT WAS CONCACAF W CHAMPIONS CUP GOTHAM THAT SHOWED UP TODAY! THE POWER OF THE GOLD BADGE ON THEIR SLEEVE COMPELLED THEM TO VICTORY IN THE FRIGID FORTRESS OF CPKC STADIUM! ON TO THE SEMIFINALS!!! #GOTHAMFC

STENGEL!!! STOPPAGE TIME GOAL IN EXTRA TIME!!! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!! #GothamFC

NOOOOOOO! ALL TIED UP WITH A LATE GOAL BY KC! We knew that they wouldn't go quietly. UGH! #GothamFC

SHAW!!! JAEDYN SHAW!!!!!! GOTHAM UP 1-0 ON KC CURRENT!!! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!! #GothamFC