currently the mood rn

I'm a human being with a soul, I shouldn't have to know or care about the "job market"

giant mech with "student driver" stickers on it

If you would like to contribute to gutter kitten’s care, she will be with Spicy Whiskers Rescue! Run by a friend of mine, she pulls from the “unadoptable” euth list at city shelters or friendly strays from colonies!

I've been guilty of the Empathy answer, but if I think about it, it was probably high school- realizing quickly and early that the world wasn't designed with empathy in mind and in fact encouraged and rewarded cruelty. Needing kindness in a world that didn't offer much of that.

before anyone asks I do in fact have adhd

Never forget that Norman Rockwell, debatably the most famous American artist to ever put brush to canvas, was not afraid to show the ugliness along with the good. Having his work/reputation sanitized and trimmed into marketable nostalgia is about American as it gets.

Monitor Lizard

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

buy one of my wife's cows please www.etsy.com/listing/4372...

Yes, Dropsy looks like a completely weird game you wouldn't want to play. Yes, it's only 99 cents right now. Yes, it's really a great game well worth that asking price! It's not cynical. It's not violent. It's not conventional in any way. But it is a one of a kind game you'll never forget!

I am home! My fridge and cabinets are empty and I need to restock on cleaning supplies and toiletries. Who has a few dollars?

Decided I am going to be a Black Widow Spider for Halloween- I am gonna beat all yalls to the punch and make fun of myself first

It is remarkable how extremely similar the anticipation of returning home feels to like, the sensation of moving to a totally new place and starting over. It's the same place but it's totally new to me all over again. I have to turn my internet back on even. Existing is strange right now.

Plane ticket purchased. I'm going home. I am gonna give my cats three months of pets. I am gonna get a latte from the coffee cart near my apartment. I am going to see faces I know. Ooooh my God.

My beautiful, wonderful wife passed this morning. Now I need to get back to my home. Who has a few dollars to contribute towards buying me a plane (or train, or bus) ticket?

beyond the state

Hey y'all, I need a few dollars for life stuff. Anyone got em?

Kids should have more access to bitchin' animation and Pointer Sisters songs to help them learn how to count

is drop dead fred a headmate or a tulpa??? the greatest debate in movie history (although what's not up for debate is that THE MEGA BITCH SQUASHED HIS HEAD)

Medical diagnosis

I've been bedridden for the last 9 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again. If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive. ko-fi.com/fooneturing/

Perfect game yesterday btw

Wife got a haircut! Who has a few spare dollars so I can buy some combs and accessories and stuff for her? She also needs new lotion. We have been bonding with morning body care rituals 💜💚

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹

self-love, self-transformation 🧵

I will never apologize for a post

hey y’all, elizabeth holmes here! due to a packaging error, we can’t sell 3,000 theranos edison blood testing machines to walgreens so i’m giving them away to my loyal fans. if you’re seeing this ad you can get a free theranos edison machine but just a heads up there are a few rules: first you must-

adjusted for inflation

salt fat acid heat denial bargaining acceptance

- Own your own work whenever possible. - Be consistent and work to constantly improve. - Host your work on a website you own. - Your first comics should be SIMPLE and not the biggest, grandest epic you've been cooking for years. - The work has to speak for itself.

extremely useful 2d20 table

7-11 needs a spaghetti counter, a counter where they sell spaghetti, they could have the sauce come in a pump like the nacho cheese it don’t need to be too fancy, hungry men want spaghetti dinner with the convenience of 7-11, were you can get powerade with your spaghetti dinner

Trans women are Zorak and trans men are Brak. I will not be taking questions at this time

Okay so the financial hokey-pokey is taking longer than anticipated because OF COURSE it is. I need to stay fed for a couple more days. Can anyone help?

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

Hey y'all I am finally getting my financial situation under control but it's going to take a day or two. Do you have a spare $10?

We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:

‘How am I supposed to explain this to my children?’ is one of the laziest copouts that bigots have been allowed to weaponize against social progress. “I don’t know.“ is perfectly acceptable in any situation and “Let’s find out together.” is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.

I heard there's a guy who stops to read each bulletin board he encounters. Then he says, check-a-roony! Is that you?

Definitely Giants

Hey so uuuuuuuh I have 32 cents in the bank, I've been waiting over a month for emergency money from my school, and I'm hungry. Please help. JFC I'm so stressed out.

Didn't want to have to do this but this summer has been kicking my ass emotionally and financially, and now on top of it all work has dried up the last few weeks, so I'm hoping the kindness of strangers can ease the burden a bit.

Pretty Deadly Vol. 1 by Kelly Sue Deconnick, Emma Ríos, and Jordie Bellaire is one of a dozen titles in our Book Club Reader’s Guide, a free resource to help you launch a comics or manga book club at your library or school. #ReadAllTheComics #LibComix #BookClub #ReadingComics #MangaReader#ComicSky

Here are some ways you can help support me monetarily while I care for my 37yo wife who is on hospice care with glioblastoma (brain cancer) Venmo/Cashapp/PayPal

This post has upwards of forty reposts and I have made less than $50 in the entire month. I am actually, literally crying and begging you to hand me $5.

in the spirit of "if you want to be a girl you can just be a girl": if walking hurts you can just get a wheelchair. or a cane or a walker. it does cost money but you don't need a prescription

Of course, in England, RoboCop was released as RobbieBobby