Be ready

I don't (yet) have a GRC so if I was to get married, I'd have to call myself 'wife' in the ceremony but if I was to use the women's, I'd be thrown out.

living in Britain is so funny because there’s three easy things you can do that will set a decent part of the population to driving you out of public life and openly fantasising about murdering you and they are - be an ethnic minority - be transgender - ride a bicycle

Block the shit out of this account.

Saying “i have this power, how can i use it to help?” is about as straightforward as doing the right thing can get. A fine example.

There is some vile slander of a very good boy in this thread.

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Napoleon Dynamite.

I imagine making a slasher film in which the audience roots for the killer can be a difficult line to walk, but occasionally a Bond film really pulls it off!

We won every seat on Richmond upon Thames Council last week. But that doesn’t mean we’ve changed our mind on electoral reform. It’s time the Government stopped defending a broken system out of self-interest and backed proportional representation.

Motörhead, shoulders, knees, and toes.

Keir Starmer has said this government needs to start delivering on its promises. Now all he has to do is become Prime Minister with a massive majority in one of the richest countries in the the world. Come on, Keir, we believe in you!

Labour will never truly govern successfully until its leadership starts challenging Margaret Thatcher’s corrosive legacy rather than bending to the politics she left behind.

Wes Streeting’s resignation from the role of Health Secretary may be the best thing he’s ever done for the NHS.

Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first

I wish people could understand. I once had a client accept a guilty plea - when I had absolute evidence he had not committed the crime - because they were going to make him sit in jail until trial.

The ship will go down with the captain Dont you mean the captain will go down with the ship No

Great news! @theabigailthorn.bsky.social’s Philosophy Tube is winner of @amnestyuk.bsky.social’s People’s Champion award. One of the few trans liberation activists who cuts through beyond the LGBTQIA+ communities.

@demontomatodave.bsky.social I couldn’t resist.

Happy Erev Star Wars everyone!

I’m glad that the assisted dying bill has failed. Its benefits would have been anecdotal, the harm it caused would have been systemic. There’s no way to guarantee that assisted dying wouldn’t have caused the death of people who could (and should) have been helped to live. That cost is too high.

Recently I joined a video game club which works like a book club but for video games, and this month’s game made me cry 😭

West Ham securing a point from a tied match with Crystal Palace means that Wolves are officially being relegated to the Championship after the season ends.

When I was a kid, Francis was my favourite Malcom in the Middle character because he was the cool older brother. Now that I’m older, I can’t help but notice how well his actor aged since the show’s original run ended. That man is hot!

Today ADHD was officially diagnosed with my girlfriend!

Genuinely, I can't believe we have pulled this off... Multiple supporting businesses incoming, key partnerships being made, and most importantly: community accommodation available soon!

I'm gonna ask you to please take a moment and read this quick threadlet from me 🧵

My 24 hour Stanley Parable charity live stream is over. My cohosts and I raised £346.25 for Gendered Intelligence! Thank you to my cohosts for making the stream so much fun. Thank you to everyone who shared the relevant links, and thank you to everyone who donated!

localgiving.org/fundraising/... This stream is in its last hour!

In just over an hour I'll be joining this stream to chat! Not sure what our plan is but I am sure you'll be able to ask me anything. And also please donate to Maggie's fund for Gendered Intelligence: localgiving.org/fundraising/...

localgiving.org/fundraising/... We are in the final 4 hours of this twitch charity livestream. We’ve raised £180 so far, but we still have a ways to go to meet our goal of £500. Reminder that if we somehow raise £10k, I will get a Stanley Parable tattoo. My twitch channel is @maggienifique

I'll be popping in here and saying hi in about an hour or so

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

I’m going for the Art Ending. I think that the baby cry sound will be imprinted on my brain when the four hours are up.

I had some technical difficulties, but the stream is back!

The 24 hour Stanley Parable Charity livestream is live! m.twitch.tv/maggienifiqu...

I’m looking to raise £500, but my unlikely but what the hell stretch goal is that I will get a ‘The Stanley Parable’ tattoo if we raise £10k.

Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.

I’m going to nap ahead of my stream tonight.

This is the Mount Rushmore of the Kanto Pokédex.

Today I’m playing ‘Doctor Who: Ride or Die’ the way nature intended.

localgiving.org/fundraising/... Here is the link to my Local Giving fundraiser page for my 24 hour Stanley Parable charity livestream on Tuesday.

This year for Trans Day of Visibility, I will be live streaming The Stanley Parable for 24 hours to raise money for @genderedintelligence.co.uk! I will be joined by some lovely co-hosts, including (but not limited to) @miamulder.bsky.social, @diamandahagan.bsky.social, @hamishsteele.bsky.social

England will now be charging tourists to see the things we stole from them.

We're coming up on the 20th anniversary of YGO Abridged but there's a decent chance I'll be kicked out of my home before that, so I'm gonna be streaming a 20th anniversary celebration to YouTube in the coming days while also trying to raise money to hopefully prevent that from happening. *sigh*

I’m hanging out with a gothic nerd who is really good at DIY and she’s monogamous 😭

Today is Patch’s ninth adoptiversary, and I can only that the Brand New Day trailer dropped today because Tom Holland really cares about my dog.

On mothers’ day, I’m sending all my love to the mothers out there - especially those who are struggling for any reason - and I’m hosting a giveaway to win a free copy of All My Worldly Joy: A Memoir of Motherhood and Mental Health.