He actually posted this. Please NASA, fly him yo the Moon and get him to take his helmet off!

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Their new girlfriend is women

QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm FABER: Got nothing to say? CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah. FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go

There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script

One good thing that entertainment journalists covering The Odyssey can do is never to ask Nyong'o, Page, or Nolan about this. When a prominent racist and transphobe says something racist and transphobic, go make his life miserable and leave his targets alone. They have nothing to defend or explain.

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Warnock: "I know that there are those who are tired of the remedy. I'm tired of racism. I think it's a strange position to be more concerned about the medicine than you are about the malady."

when you're not reading the room

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Democrats shouldn’t associate with Hasan Piker, anyway check out what Anne Coulter has to say!

Strangelove was a broad comedy, but a character like Trump would have been seen as too outlandish. The movie hinges on actions by a conspiracy theorist (General Ripper), war enthusiast (General Turgidson) and sociopath (Dr. Strangelove) whereas in our reality, Trump combines elements of all three.

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

Breaking: Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora

SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — New Mexico jury finds Meta's platforms are harmful to children's mental health and imposes $375 million penalty.

Happy Birthday to the late Robert Carradine, born 72 years ago today

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER RYAN COOGLER

actually, it's frankenstein's costume designer

Morning Bluesky.

Doucheocracy.

Kind of weird when you can watch the global market collectively go "oh shit he is that crazy".

Welcome to Monday, everyone! 🥲

Referring to human conversation as “Private Podcasts for Premium Members”

Sinners wins Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture at the Actor Awards #ActorAwards

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

I haven’t felt parasocial grief in 25 years. I didn’t know it was still possible for me. This is some shit.

Every day, I feel like I see something from the USA more demented than the last. This, though, is a masterpiece of the genre. Absolutely batshit.

@nytimes.com is gearing up for a misogynist and racist campaign to undermine AOC.

”The anti-vax movement can only exist bc few living Americans can recall what polio actually did to ppl. I fear the same is true of fascism.” — Jelani Cobb (from ~2017 on Twitter at @jelani9)

And look, I get why people feel this way after 2024. The stakes are real. But “I’ll vote for literally anyone” isn’t the flex people think it is. It tells every potential candidate that your concerns don’t need to be addressed. You’re already locked in. Why would they bother?

Even if you fully intend to vote for whoever the Democratic nominee ends up being, there’s a huge difference between doing that quietly in November 2028 and loudly announcing it years in advance with zero conditions attached.

Leftists in 2025: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom Leftists in 2026: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom Leftists in 2027: I'm telling you if you put that Patrick Bateman mothefucker up we will not vote for him Centrtists in 2028: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP AND THEN JUST DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM

That Ring ad

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

Wait. You mean Republican monsters publicly projected their own private sins onto their enemies?!?! Is this a thing they do?!?!

The last time he started talking like this, his allies minimized the risks and we ended up with January 6. This time we must take him literally and seriously. These comments are a five-alarm fire for democracy. In a functioning republic, he would be impeached and removed from office today.

Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"

The MAGA regime is currently doubling down on its tactical stance of “we will kill women like dogs for merely displeasing us.”

It's almost like BLM was trying to tell America if they treat us like this, they will treat everyone like this.

I am going to kindly share, as a Black person used to dodging these types of things, if you have your settings set to autoplay video, today is a great day to turn them off. You can be very informed without having to witness murder.

Amazing how domestic terror is instantly recognizable when it supports your talking points and very confusing when, for instance, thousands of feral snotbubblers storm the Capitol.

Im trying to laugh my way through ICE killing ANOTHER person, knowing there will be no consequences. This ain't sustainable. Yall be easy