Bookies have Hull 16/5 to win, and us odds on. That's madness. Much closer than that. Might put a massive bet on Hull to qualify to hedge the pain of potential loss #Boro

#SFC #Boro

I think Millwall has a significant case here too. They've gone out in the playoffs but Southampton may have cheated and spied on them too, apparently there's evidence. If they'd scored 1 goal against Southampton instead of drawing 0-0, they would have finished 2nd. #spygate

Ha ha, his face was blurred on SkySports. You’re nicked!! #lufc #boro #saintsfc

Surly burly ball-boy wrestling with a #Boro player to prevent a restart of play. This club are riddled with bad sportsmanship top to bottom. #UTB

Assume it was only me that saw that horrendous foul on Morris by Stewart just before he scored????? #boro

Post BTL on an article in The Times. "The spy was named on twitter by an analyst of another Championship club who commented that he had ‘finally been caught’ within hours. It is also being suggested that a whistleblower within Southampton has confirmed that they have been ‘at it’ all season." #UTB

Every word of this from Troy Deeney after the Saints manager and press officer stropped out of the post-match press conference today. #utb #boro

Been trying to work out what is the best score for us on Tuesday night. Probably a Soton win or a draw. Permutations are endless. #Boro

Sheff Wed fans: "How shit must you be, its only 1-0." #Boro fans: "How shit must you be, we're winning at home." Top quality old school cynic terrace bants. #UTB

😕 #boro

BYD has created an EV charger that gives a full charge in as much time as it would take to fill a car with fuel. To quote the late Quentin Wilson: “Mark my words, the days of the internal combustion engine are well and truly numbered”

I don’t think a drunken, abusive Fox host and an insane old man limping around wearing a girdle, platform shoes, lifts, and a dyed rat on his head should be in charge of the U.S. military.

When we start the country over from scratch after it burns to ash, make sure there’s a way for The People to remove corrupt politicians instead of relying on corrupt politicians to do it

Yes last night was disappointing. Yes it’s ok to moan about players, subs and tactics. Yes it’s ok to agree we should have signed a striker. It’s ok to boo. But we have 9 games left and we need to support the lads and get behind them. Still the best chance for years. #utb

An important reminder

Boro win ✅️ Gone joint top of the league ✅️ Coventry falling apart like a cheap watch✅️ Ipswich drop points✅️ Clean sheet✅️ Hackney staying✅️ Five wins on the trot✅️ Wolves got beat✅️ If Carlberg did perfect Saturdays.... #UTB #Boro

Gilbert, Conway & Silvera off. Castledine, Ibeh & Burgzorg on. #Boro

TRUMP: “ I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.” Please will someone take away the nuclear codes from this maniac. 🔄

3 yards offside! #boro

I'm going to crack an egg in my bath tonight as a tribute.

New art at Kyiv’s Ohmatdyt Children’s Hospital, the one bombed by Russia. By Andriy Yarmolenko

Good to see Hellberg & Edwards both have a 100% record in their new jobs

Spent all your money on murdering your neighbors, didn't you, bastards?!

I love (and 110% believe) the unconfirmed rumour that Steve Gibson has billed Rob Edwards for ~4 months of room & meals at Rockliffe Hall, whilst he was here. I'd like to think hotel staff have thrown away his loafers and teeth whitening stuff from his room too. Never fuck with Gibbo. #boro #utb

Please tell me Edwards is in the crowd @ Chelsea.... #Boro

Thought this was an announcement about Edwards for a second. 👀 #utb #boro

Who would swap that, for that? Will be worse after Chelsea spank them tomorrow. If it's just down to money, it really is sad. Any stock he's regained will be gone by Xmas. #Boro

This is an awful watch #Boro #UTB

I see Boro have yet again rejected my design for the club crest my lawyers are in touch Gibson et al

Hey, Call Centres: if you're "currently experiencing a higher than normal volume of calls" and have been for months and months, maybe you're just "experiencing a normal volume of calls" and you need to employ more staff to handle the calls, ffs

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

Isn't it crazy that you can be found to have ripped off the government to the tune of £122m and still retain your position as a legislator for life.

We’ve lived in this house for five years now, but this window in our downstairs loo brings me joy every day, end of message. Have an exciting weekend everyone. 🪟

In light of Peter Mandelson being dropped as Ambassador due to close ties to Epstein When will Peter Mandelson be removed from the House of Lords?

@middlesbrough.bsky.social when do Southampton tickets become available?

Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the

Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?

Looking at next Saturday, I think we all know the #boro inevitability drive will happen

When Lord Nelson died he was just 5ft tall, yet his statue in london is 15 ft tall. That's horatio of 3 : 1

What a loan for #Middlesbrough #SverreNypan 🇳🇴 on loan from #ManCity. Wonderkid on #FootballManager #FM24 ⚽️

Tbf, Doncaster have been very, very well drilled. They've not lost in the last 15 & you can tell. Best team won. Simple as. #boro

Glover cementing his place on the bench #boro

Just thought I’d check in on how the boro are doing tonight… #utb #boro #teessidepride

Not just one, a triptych.

HT. Whittaker ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Morris⭐️⭐️ Borges⭐️ #Boro