Footgoose, footgoose, Kick off the Sunday shrews 🎵

Autumnal Acer 🧡🍁❤️

Dunno about you, but I always feel comforted by the general good vibes of Bootsy Collins and the way he says "Y'know" on his bass tutorials

🥚 🐣 🐥💬ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ˢʰⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉᵈ

Ben Horne: "Does that mural behind us make it look like I'm wearing a hat and my fringe is the brim of the hat?" Jerry Horne: "Erm...yep."

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🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀 👻💬 Feliz Día de Los Muertos mi amigos 🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀🏵💀

Saturday stripes

🦉💬 ... FOMO: fear of missing owls

By the time you've read this post, you'll realise it doesn't actually say anything worth reading (but it'll be too late by then coz you'll already have read it, sorry about that xoxo)

P̶e̶d̶a̶l̶o̶ Jedalo

Evenin' livener 💥📻🍪 gtradio

"Did somebody say B̶e̶v̶e̶r̶a̶g̶i̶n̶o̶ Beef-a-Reeno?"

Don't forget there's an extra hour of s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶ insomnia up for grabs tonight, UK pals ✨️

Maybe the real Louvre heist was the friends we made along the way

I know a great Frida Kahlo joke, but it's probably a bit too 'ighbrow

I know a great Magritte joke, but [ceci n'est pas une punchline]

For Halloween I'm dressing up as Silvio Dante's hair

Late morning groove ✨️📻✨️ gtradio

Hey, Call Centres: if you're "currently experiencing a higher than normal volume of calls" and have been for months and months, maybe you're just "experiencing a normal volume of calls" and you need to employ more staff to handle the calls, ffs

One for sorrow, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five to speak to customer services, Six to return to the main menu, Seven to hear those options again

#FallFriday ✨️📻✨️ gtradio

This post comes with a free handy travel pouch (see smallprint for details)* *ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ʰᵃⁿᵈʸ ᵗʳᵃᵛᵉˡ ᵖᵒᵘᶜʰ ⁻ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵗʰᵒ ʰᵃʰᵃ

Jack regretted his decision to host a bukkake party during winter

If I had a quid for every time I've done that annoying typo of an o instead of an i (or vice versa) I'd be a molloinaore

Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the cock- oops, mother- oops, ladder

My phone's 'on this day' feature just reminded me of that time when Fred dog (RIP) farted out a rainbow

Sausage > Sauvage

Little Bauhaus on the Prairie [Peter Murphy skips down a meadowy hillside with a scrufty dog]

Gary Numan is actually 13 days older than Gary Oldman

[Shirley Bassey Goldfinger voice] Chode paperrrrr 🎵

This post is 100% organic and contains no artificial colours, preservatives, or sweeteners

Do you pronounce the word meme as meme or meme?

Evenin' livener 💥📻💥 gtradio

Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10 out of 10.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

F̶a̶b̶e̶r̶g̶é Fauxbergé

Sorry I did a full length cover of Sleep's Dopesmoker song on my kazoo every time you started to speak

It's-uh groove time-uh 🪩📻✨️ Le money is sur la table gtradio

The type of people who love wearing / putting St George's flags everywhere would also love a poster of Magna Carta, but in comic sans

[Linda Blair/Regan MacNeil voice] "Your mother cooks socks in Hull"

Early evenin' groove ✨️📻✨️ gtradio

tiredness level: corduroy eyelids

Just got headbutted by a moth

Just been watching a fly doing that Marcel Marceau 'trapped in a box' mime type thing and found myself asking it why tf do flies do that? (in case you were wondering if I'm using my time wisely this afternoon)

Keir Starmer eats Kit Kats with a knife and fork

Mellow groove 🏝📻✨️ gtradio

Joyce Division

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