My phone's 'on this day' feature just reminded me of that time when Fred dog (RIP) farted out a rainbow

Sausage > Sauvage

Little Bauhaus on the Prairie [Peter Murphy skips down a meadowy hillside with a scrufty dog]

Gary Numan is actually 13 days older than Gary Oldman

[Shirley Bassey Goldfinger voice] Chode paperrrrr 🎵

This post is 100% organic and contains no artificial colours, preservatives, or sweeteners

Do you pronounce the word meme as meme or meme?

Evenin' livener 💥📻💥 gtradio

Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10 out of 10.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

F̶a̶b̶e̶r̶g̶é Fauxbergé

Sorry I did a full length cover of Sleep's Dopesmoker song on my kazoo every time you started to speak

It's-uh groove time-uh 🪩📻✨️ Le money is sur la table gtradio

The type of people who love wearing / putting St George's flags everywhere would also love a poster of Magna Carta, but in comic sans

[Linda Blair/Regan MacNeil voice] "Your mother cooks socks in Hull"

Early evenin' groove ✨️📻✨️ gtradio

tiredness level: corduroy eyelids

Just got headbutted by a moth

Just been watching a fly doing that Marcel Marceau 'trapped in a box' mime type thing and found myself asking it why tf do flies do that? (in case you were wondering if I'm using my time wisely this afternoon)

Keir Starmer eats Kit Kats with a knife and fork

Mellow groove 🏝📻✨️ gtradio

Joyce Division

skeet delete repeat

Evenin' groove 🌊📻🌊 gtradio

I do a great James Bond impersonation: "My name is James Bond. James Bond."

Evenin' groove ✨️📻✨️ gtradio

The Girl with the Dragon-Shaped Laser Removal Scar

Evenin' groove ✨️📻✨️ gtradio (gotta love hearing this song without you know who on vocals)

Lunchtime livener 💥📻💥 gtradio

[Headlines that sound like lyrics from a song by The Fall]

🥚 🐣 🐥💬ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ˢʰⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉᵈ

Busy bee 🐝 💗

Scooby-Dooby-Doobie Brothers

Monday

Lunchtime livener 💥📻💥 gtradio

Mornin' groove ✨️📻✨️ gtradio

Saturday ☕️

🐥 💗 🐥 💗 🐥 💗 🐥

Dreamt that my brother was alive, my Mum didn't have Dementia and I had 4 kittens (needless to say waking up felt pretty harsh this morning)

Hulk Hog̶a̶n̶gone, more like

🌱 🐥🩵🐇 🌱

Rest well, Ozzy 💔📻🖤 gtradio

Always been a big fan of how each toe has its own look, hbu?

I do a great Marlon Brando impersonation: "I'm gonna suggest something to him and I think he'll be really into it"

It's a long way to the t̶o̶p̶ shop if you wanna r̶o̶c̶k̶'n̶' sausage roll 🎵⚡️

Paul Simon Le Bon

Liven up songs you've heard a shed load of times by simply swapping these words: Baby / Davey You / Hugh Love / muff

I do a great ET impersonation: "Hi, I'm ET. Can I borrow your phone please mate?"

I do a great Roy Scheider impersonation: "I'm not sure this boat is big enough"

In the local shopping centre about 15 years ago, walked past a woman who I was sure I knew, but couldn't remember where from. Smiled at her and said "Alright?" She did the same and we carried on our separate ways. Later on I remembered it was Shirley out of off of EastEnders