On the positive side, if Boro don’t go up this season, there’s some new grounds to visit. Sunil Bank, Lincoln, possibly Broadhall Way Stevenage, and the Tottenham Hotspur stadium

Fucks sake

Only 99p on Kindle today: my eleventh novel, the imaginatively-named Number 11. (Which, in order to achieve better sales, I should really have called What a Carve Up 2: the Return of the Winshaws.) This is the one Ken Loach read and said he wouldn't film because 'I don't really do giant spiders'.

I swear I saw these guys on TV at Wembley just now

Typical Bloody Boro

Thanks and solidarity to all the #Boro mams, sisters, daughters and friends. #InternationalWomensDay

@franticspider.bsky.social Are you going? www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yo...

A repeat of this on Saturday would be nice! www.youtube.com/watch?v=boW7...

Old school mud bath pitch for the Grimsby vs Wolves FA Cup tie.

It seems that no grift is too low for Farage, provided they give him money. www.reddit.com/r/FuckNigelF...

Derby v Leeds in the old days www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZn...

Remembering the legendary Bob Weir 🖤

Great to see Azaz putting in such a great defensive shift for Southampton today

This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.

Needed cheering up after another “typical Boro” Christmas. Then I saw this

Guardian article asking fans of PL clubs how the season is going. This from a Wolves fan:

RIP Gary Rowell, best remembered playing for Sunderland, but played 27 games (10 goals) for Boro in the dark days of 1985-86

Good to see Hellberg & Edwards both have a 100% record in their new jobs

The Chicken Run lives on!

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Hellberg has more points in the first 6 days of his Boro career than Edwards is going to get in the rest of the season.

From the BBC: "Hull City 1-4 Middlesbrough Is there a better feeling as a football fan than singing Christmas songs in a half-empty ground as your team pick up three points on the road in December?"

They'll consider it, brush it under the carpet and do nowt

The US is finished as a modern democratic nation. Homeland Security uses the word “remigration” Wikipedia define it thusly

Pope auditions for remake of Airplane

Fuck all that, this is GREAT FUN. youtu.be/HfJkMq4weG0?...

Currently in Seville. Bought a Real Betis shirt because I haven’t forgiven Seville for Eindhoven 2006

Given the party's refusal to act on Pochin's brazen racism, it should be as socially unacceptable to vote for Reform as it was in the early 2000s to vote for the BNP. And we should be prepared to say this to people's faces.

Message from Wales

Its outrageous the Nandy used antisemitism as a human shield, to provide cover to allow genocidal, racist football hooligans onto British soil thay endangered British citizens of Birmingham

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT. If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.

What’s Senegalese for EIO?

What’s the Slovakian for EIO?

Doing a test screening of ROGUE TROOPER a week tomorrow here in the US... Still lots of work to do on all the post, but... I'm SO EXCITED!

Badenoch should be sacking Jenrick for being in close proximity to ex-BNP & Combat 18 fascist Eddy Butler at an Epping 'protest'. Somehow in the Tories Great Moving Right Show I suspect she won't

The stats looked good, Millwall only 1 shot on target & another clean sheet #boro

Nick Drake - Five Leaves Left Muddy Waters - Live at Newport Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited Love - Forever Changes Neil Young & Crazy Horse - Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere #5albums50s60s4

Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣

You give instruments to the rich you get Mumford & Sons. You give instruments to the Working Class you get Sabbath.

It's performative. If Steve Reed were really "furious" about water bills, he wouldn't have ruled out renationalisation, or forbidden the Independent Water Commission to recommend it. He enables the filthiest, most parasitic capital to defeat the public interest. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I may not always love you But long as there are stars above you You never need to doubt it I'll make you so sure about it...

According to the Irish Independent, Robbie Keane has been sounded out as the new #Boro manager but has turned it down #UTB

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bunny Boiler v Bully Boiler!

Never forget

Fantastic interview with Mogga in The Times today. #UTB www.thetimes.com/sport/footba...

Nice to see Finn Azaz score for Ireland & be awarded man of the match #UTB

Thames Water can frankly sit on the sharp end of a pineapple www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Wish the dopey hacks who still think Farage is a lovable scamp would wake up. He's dangerous.