The pitch #England are playing on, looks like it's just rubble or soil, spray painted green. Goal frames straight from FIFA '95 on the Mega drive too. Even ignoring all the US bullshit, it's gonna be a bizarre World Cup

Cracking achievement by Sunlun TBF. They've smashed expectations this season. David Moyes played the long game for a spot of revenge over West Ham too. The rat finished last too, which pleases me.

One thing I did particularly enjoy yesterday was seeing so many retro #Boro shirts with player names I've long forgotten ever played for us... - Ichpeazu - Fabrini - Ledesma - De Laet - Varga - Zemmama Anyone spot any others in the heat?

Everton. Leeds. You gentlemen know what's being asked of you by 99.99% of the football world. Do the right thing please chaps.

What a fucking day though... until the game got going, anyways! #boro #utb #wembley

Whatever the player turn around this summer, I hope it's automatics Hellberg aims for. We should voluntarily ban ourselves from playing at Wembley. Cursed. #boro #utb

At least we won't have to get beaten twice by Coventry next season. #boro #utb

Wembley inbound. #boro #utb

Boro fans outnumbering Hull fans 20 to 1 at Woodall Services 😂 Absolute sea of red #boro #utb

WEMBOROLEY BOUND!! #boro #utb

Wembley tickets sorted 🥳 Transport sorted 🚗 Parking booked 🅿️ Although, hope there's some final batch or stragglers still left for general sale before Friday evening, to get one for my dad 🤞 So if anyone ends up with or knows of a spare ticket, please ping me! #boro #utb

Morning @mfc.co.uk. I hear that there's a game in 3 days time and tickets _still_ aren't on sale?! 😂 Yerjokingarentya?! #boro #utb

Delicious.

What the hell will Southampton be hoping for in an appeal with the EFL, given that they have ADMITTED MULTIPLE BREACHES already?! #boro #utb

Sending thoughts_and_prayers.gif to #SaintsFC staff needing to process 34,000 Wembley ticket refunds this week rather than heading off on a jolly to the big smoke #boro #utb

Has anyone checked with #boro that there are 11 fit players, actually available to play on Saturday?! #boro #utb

Up the fucking Boro 🎉

C U Next Tuesday then Mr Eckert / Mr Salt / EFL at the "Right and Fair" Party hosted by Steve Gibson 😂 I'm fully expecting disappointment for Boro though. 4 day turn around, fans having to cancel train/hotel bookings - would be carnage! #boro #utb #spygate #cheatgate www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The EFL are even more gutted than us at that result. Time for them to show some backbone and bring something "right and fair". So proud of this team. Gave everything they had. Cheats do prosper though, it seems. #boro #utb

Jesus Christ this is tense now. #boro #utb

Been a spicy one so far. Need to keep our heads, rile them up and this ref will be showing reds. They're falling and rolling in agony at the slightest touch or opportunity. #boro #utb

Some top tier bullshitters and gobshites in this Saints team. Pathetic. #boro #utb

GET IN MCGREE YOU BEAUTIFUL AUSSIE JUSTICE BRINGING BASTARD! Need some more though, let's lay a few more down as a statement of intent. #boro #utb

24 hours out, but my #daftquid is going on 1-2 Boro. I think we'll win this circus tie, regardless of what EFL decides. Boro to go 0-1 up in 1st half. Whittaker. Saints to level in 2nd half. Late extra time, Aidan Morris with a 35 yard screamer deflecting in off Finn Azaz. The scenes. #boro #utb

Gibbo's lawyers are going to relish this, regardless of how the next 2 games go. Fingers crossed we batter them convincingly and it's all irrelevant. Gibbo won't let this lie though, with either Saints or the EFL. #boro #utb www.efl.com/news/2026/ma...

Like turkeys voting for Christmas. Hopefully the Reform councils burn out and fuck up quickly so that more people see through their fascist, racist, trump-lite bullshit, before the next GE. The damage they'd do doesn't even bare thinking about. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...

Play offs was always likely after the poor results of a few weeks back. I'd still fancy us against anyone in them though - as long as we don't play like we did today though. Too sloppy in retaining possession, chances spurned and gifting other team chances. #boro #utb

A #WBA goal right about now, would the cherry on top. #boro #utb

What in the fucking world was that?! Casual goal of the season entry, 5 mins in. #boro #utb

Dreadful, dull, dire.... although a welcome 3 points. Onto the next. #boro #utb

FAO Kim Hellberg - please don't bring George on to "see the game out" #boro #utb

Carrickball-2025-esque defending on show here 💀 #boro #utb

Absolute stunner, that one! Beautifully against the run of play too. This is how it must have felt for our opposition over the last few games! Hopefully do it again in 96th minute 😂 #boro #utb

Practical hat on, let's just focus on getting key players back from injury. Work on some confidence coaching, decision making, team bonding activities... whatever works. Hopefully there's still gonna be some games in May that'll need winning! #boro #utb

Ah fuck off. Play offs absolutely the best we can hope for now. #boro #utb

Pretty clear that #Boro are definitely doing this promotion attempt the hardest and most difficult way possible. We should never have expected anything less really, should we?!

I wonder if Grant Leadbitter is still on the payroll and available? Either to put a shift in on the pitch, or to drag these lads round his for a BBQ & a "chat" to sort their priorities out. www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/footba... #boro #utb

Sol Brynn playing his way back out on loan next season IMO. Far too many naive mistakes the last few weeks. Big team talk needed from Kim. Get their heads back in it please. #boro #utb

Sarmiento getting the blocks in, at the wrong end of the pitch. Someone have a word. #boro #utb

Alex Bangura is clearly the one player who is listening when the squad are covering shooting during training. Let's have some more on the board please. #boro #utb

Does anyone know a good cigar shop and somewhere that sells champagne, that's open on Easter Sunday?! bsky.app/profile/jonc...

Bastard. #boro #utb

That was inevitable really wasn't it? Hope some of us at least earned something from the bookies for it #boro #utb bsky.app/profile/andr...

Ayling is stitching up poor Coburn like a fucking kipper so far #boro #utb

Big moment that! Great cross from Browne that. Goal machine Dael Fry 🤩 #boro #utb

I went to see Project Hail Mary last night and I can (shamefully admit) it was the first film in decades that I was able to say I've read the book beforehand. Just wondering if being able to say that, always make you feel so superior?! 😂 Great film, regardless 👍🏻

The only Boro striker finding the target at the moment and keeping us in the frame for automatic promotion, is Josh Coburn! #boro #utb

Was Strelec's chance a bad miss or a top save?! Blackburn bailing us out the shit is very welcome news. Shows how important results in our games vs Ipswich and Millwall will be. Need to avoid getting beat in those, and win as many others as possible. All looking mighty tight again now. #boro #utb

Dreadful result. The very definition of frustration. Charlton were so anti-football, it was like they were playing a different sport. Absolute Kryptonite for Boro still. Big response needed on Saturday. #boro #utb