Fastest I’ve seen Sancho react all season. 🏃💨 #AVFC #UTV

Absolute Banger. open.spotify.com/track/1QfaXz...

I do wonder what the actual reason Adam Peaty’s parents didn’t go to the wedding.

Irish Yoda.

Who will be the last man standing? Bob Dylan Chubby Checker Bernie Goetz #WeDidntStartTheFireChallenge

He searched for ages and found these words last.

RIP Brigitte Bardot @bigdaveg.bsky.social @missvillafan.bsky.social

Never Mind The Buzzcocks is so much better now without Daisy May Cooper on it.

So had a bad start to Xmas Day Ashleigh walked past her present sack and didn’t see it. Thought she hadn’t got anything and was crying as she thought she’d been “a bad girl”. Calmed down when she found it. Not using the sack option next year.

The win means nothing.

Sainsbury’s have Mini Eggs and Cadburys Crème Eggs on the shelves.

Someone isn’t happy she’s got to be nice and clean for Christmas 🎅🏻 🚿 🐶 #Lola if you’re not happy don’t roll in fuckin mud you spanner.

This. 😳😂❤️ youtu.be/ug44G2FdWyU?...

Finally “Finished” the Christmas Food Shop for what feel like the 20th time in the last few days. Want to say what actual day I’m on about but I’m unsure of why day it is. It’s still 2025, yeah?

Charlie’s Anals?

This is a nice song. 😂 open.spotify.com/track/7D97Jn...

Not my shop. But ahahahah. I’d be fine with the swap tbh.

Everyone give @bigdaveg.bsky.social some love and respect.

Driving Home For Christmas will hit a little harder this year. @bigdaveg.bsky.social @missvillafan.bsky.social

Matty Fuckin Cash. 🙄

Mary Berry is on. She’s talking about food for Boxing Day. “If you have any Roast or Mashed Potatoes left over you make Bubble N Squeak” Left Overs ?? What sort of potatoes are they? As if I leave any for a later date. She’s a proper joker.

When they have to identify bodies by their dental records? Yeah?? Well how do they know who their dentist is ?

“Do you like Circuses Tommy?” RIP Lorraine Cheshire. She was amazing in Early Doors. 😔

Crawley just said he’d rather see Brook get out the way he did, rather than by a defending shot. He can go as well. Fuckin joke. #TheAshes

The only possible silver lining from The Ashes is hopefully Ben Duckett is finished as an England Cricketer. And maybe not just him. #TheAshes #EnglandCricket #England #AusVsEng

Save the darkness. Never let it fade away.

All he’s doing is leaving a “business card” in the phone box he works nearest to.

Top 5 Albums of the year. 1. Steps Steptacular 2. Beatles 1 (Remastered) 3. Now That’s What I Call Music 24 4. Spice Girls Spice. 5. Take That and Party.

Wolves fans when they score all three goals in a game. But somehow don’t manage to be the winners. #WWFC #UTV

ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! #AVFC

Konsa mate. What ya doing

Every. Fuckin. Time.

It’s that time of year again @bigdaveg.bsky.social #NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation

Why are people making such a big thing that Stevie Nicks wrote Silver Springs about Lyndsey Buckingham “OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SONG SHE WROTE ABOUT HIM!!??” I mean he wrote Go Your Own Way about her and how all she wants to do is shack up with people. It’s old news.

I hope people are finally seeing that as entertaining “Baz Ball” is. It’s not the only option. I really do not like McCullum. Don’t get me started on Cupcakes. And Stokes is a knob. Bunch of Gaslighting Wankers.

Amsterdam

Amsterdam

They did a just UK/County version??!! @bigdaveg.bsky.social

I bet @bigdaveg.bsky.social @dannygav.bsky.social & @kieronocall.bsky.social would do this kind of bollocks.

Come on Leeds!!!

It’s Brighton & Hove Albion playing. Not West Bromwich Albion. Knob head commentator.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Spotify has my listening age as 57. Are you fuckin jokin. The cheek of it.

In just under a month. A very special friend will ask you “Shall we take part in Dry January” It’s so important that you tell this person to FUCK OFF!!!!

Well I’m cancelling Netflix.

Mind the Chasm Wolverhampton. #UTV.

WAR GAMES!!!!!!!!! #SurvivorSeries