I had to get my laptop out today to do some actual work. Rude and hurtful to be quite honest.

The new ambassador to America seems a bit lively

Always leave it the Irish man for a big finish….

Whatever works tbh

Unbelievable shot by Rose

FFS

DeChambeau getting absolutely pumped

Well that’s a lovely result to wake up to. Sounds like an improved performance too. Now to watch the rout in the golf.

America have absolutely embarrassed theirselves today in every single aspect.

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I will never not enjoy Man U being absolute dog shit

*A lamb shank

I used to see a girl who wedged peanut M&Ms inside hula hoops. Makes you think

Love the Ryder cup, but i’m going to have to admit defeat and go to bed. Great chat

If you see this, post a bridge

I’ve just eaten a Mandarin that was juicy I had to eat it over the sink. Great chat

Blimey.

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Woke up and logged on to: 1) Dave in a Mankini 2) The Raptute™️ 3) Monchi gone Off back to bed

On reflection, I think this is bad / good* for Villa. This clearly wasn’t / was* Emery’s decision and surely it means he’s off / signing a new contract.* I think we are nailed on for relegation / winning the fucking lot.* *delete as appropriate.

Fucking Hell, if Watkins fell into a barrel full of tits he’d be pulled out sucking his thumb.

Oh fuck off

Keepers had a shocker

Always been a massive fan……..

What the fuck is going on?

What Jess said

Livelier in the last 10 minutes tbf

Thoughts and prayers for Matty Cash’s nutsack

Why the fuck does so much come down our right?

You can’t fault Buendia’s work rate, just a shame his final ball / decision making is absolute dog shit

I have a new appreciation for overseas fans. I just want my bed

7 month progress check. 112kg down to 91.8kg. Chuffed with that. Off for a burger and plenty of beers

Never take criticism off someone you wouldn’t take advice off.

Saturday

Now that is a long fucking flight

wtf he looks like an elderly thundercat. lion-o coming out of retirement

Wednesday

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Day drinking: It’s not for everyone

Blimey

Lively pool debate about the best looking european women. Down to Spanish or Italian. I still think Italians edge it. Great chat

Tuesday

My doctor said I should get my stomach stapled. It’s amazing that even at 52 he still thinks I could be a centrefold.

U2 Shots

@kieronocall.bsky.social FFS

Blimey

I’ve just had a cracking facial…..

Monday commute