A rare photo of me smiling

Costa del Hutton

www.maptap.gg May 25 95🏅 98🎯 96🔥 92🎓 90🎉 Final score: 931 Lucky guess on China

Probably the greatest season i’ve ever witnessed. Cheers Geoff

www.maptap.gg May 24 95🏅 95🏆 97🔥 96🔥 86😁 Final score: 930 Big slice of luck on the last one

Tequila time!

Pints

Sounds like someone recently got dumped

Kinky fucker

But first, a couple of hours of this

Packed

Suns out, Plums out

www.maptap.gg May 22 95👑 92🎓 95🏆 97🔥 83😁 Final score: 917 Got lucky on the last one, wasn’t even sure which coast it was off

A great product that lasts too. The guys a psychopath obviously, but he seems relatively stable atm

My word, we have an ugly fanbase. Not you, you’re lovely

Villa qualifying for the Champions League this season

FFS John

Head’s a bit sore. Luckily, I have the next 5 days off

Tomorrow!

*Tom Hanks runs outside his Hollywood mansion & sticks a flare up his arse* #avfc

Up the fucking Villa!

Three wonderful goals

King Arthur wouldn’t be able to pull me out

@jomonty.bsky.social A little gift for Bernard

ThunderBastard™️ FC - 2 Freiburg FC - 0

What a lovely pair

These really cannot defend, this could be anything

Right, phone off. See you at half time

A before and after at the dog groomers

Long shot: Any Villans watching in Walsall? If so, where? And do you mind an extra tag along? None of my mates are Villa, and none willing on a Wednesday night. I might just go alone tbh, but just asking! #AVFC #UTV

Well, we all have our little rituals…..

Grow up

3-1

www.maptap.gg May 20 98🎯 97🔥 86😁 95🏅 91😁 Final score: 925

Fucking hell, I’ve woken up nervous. It’s no life, when you have zero confidence in your own ring piece

All fun and games until you think of the poor cunt thats got 10,000 Hull / Southampton half and half scarfs to shift.

We’ve all been there….

Everton and Leeds, it’s over to you

Come on Chelsea, see this out

Bonnie’s first race back after a long layoff and a flirt with retirement. Should never have gone off as favourite, but trapped well and gave a great account. Hopefully, he’s back on track to become the dog he was bred to be

Fucking Hell, that’s harsh

Fucking hell

Oh look at me in Istanbul, drinking pints in the sun and having fun. Grow up. Pathetic