Repeat, but this time in a good way. Superb spell of fast bowling

That’s fucking out

Might put two pairs of pants on

I see the England cricket team are at it again

The dark side of social media. This is just hurtful

Ladies and gentleman, may i present to you “the welsh”

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Lads, the Big Smothers are out of storage. It’s officially winter

That’ll do for this year

The Christmas stock up has commenced

Up the Jocks. Cracking result that

Padel doubles on a Tuesday evening with three ladies…..with my reputation…

I don’t want to be crude, but i’d crawl over a mile of broken class just to hear the woman fart through a walkie talkie #romance

A truly remarkable woman

Can’t even enjoy a wank and a snack anymore. Games gone

I was called an arrogant fuckwit earlier. I thought fuckwit was a bit strong.

Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on saying “alright mate”

I did Nazi this coming

6-2, 3-6. The battle for supremacy continues

Genuinely embarrassed that I voted for these cunts

All will fall before the bat of justice. Also, good morning

Found my bag of stick on google eyes. Let the fun commence

Had a falling out with one of the fellow football dads today. There’s only so much reform crap and racism I can listen to before you get a “shut up and fuck off away from me you thick cunt”

Up the Brentwood U12 Tigresses

1. History 2. House Music 3. A nice overcoat 4. The smell of wet leaves 5. Science fiction 6. Space 7. 90’s Britpop 8. Sarcasm 9. Barmaids 10. Casinos

What a terrible day to be Scottish

Reserved table. Absolute Tory behaviour

Blimey, who’s chopping onions?

I’ll see you in 7 hours

Back by popular demand Name the World Famous™️ dish

Anything by David Bowie

I loathe this fucking country a little more each day. A backward shit hole full of inbred thick cunts

Terrible to see the flooding in Wales. Apparently it’s caused up to £3.27 worth of damage.

Pretty tame fess until you realise that it’s all going up the shitpipe

Sad day for anyone called Kieron

Up the fucking paddies

It’s will come late, be short lived and ultimately be very disappointing.

Absolute stone cold banger music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0757...

Pilates and a swim this morning. I won’t screenshot and post my workout details after like some begs….

@andybelta.bsky.social 👀

Fucking hell. When did Christmas Trees become so expensive?

Made the perfect brew. As you were

Started Pluribus. Would recommend

Despicable cunt of a man (For the record today is for the VE day of WWI)

Well deserved

Games gone

😂 Absolute fucking moron