Good. Now fuck off you demented bucket of shit

Up the Tuesday

Now we’re talking

Nature innit

I’ve come to the seaside for a few days

Sexit

Jesus christ, there’s a lot of news to catch up on this morning

MAGA

It was right under his nose…..

She made me eat fermented fish and pickles last night. This morning she’s having a streaky bacon and black pudding on a crusty cob. We’ve all got culture love

@lizanneh.bsky.social Happy Birthday Liz. Assume you’re already on the piss

Squeaky bum time

Well that went well

Frankies new project

Cheat day today and the need to line the stomach before a serious session can only mean one thing……. A 10/10 cooked breakfast

1-3 Stroll in the park

Fair enough

@kieronocall.bsky.social This seems a bit personal……

Utter woke nonsense

When you make someone you care about smile. Just a small thing, like holding a door open, telling a joke, cooking a meal etc. It’s what life is about Great chat

What’s this bright thing behind me? (With photo this time)

I love a plum, but fuck me, they’re a messy fruit. Great chat

Booked on a ghost tour for tonight. Good chase the missus will have the willies put up her….

This will be close.

I usually stay away from commenting after a game, but that was awful. Buendía and Bailey should be no where near that starting line up. Let’s hope we can limp over the line……

cancel that

Get in

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

He also lives in Spain…..

Charming

Off to Villa Park. I’m obviously in corporate, but if you see me before or after the game, please don’t tell the missus what i’m really like

Off to Birmingham for a long weekend to show the treacle the origins story. I might take her up the Rotunda.

I can highly recommend this clothing band, if, like me, you’re a bit rascal. Quality material and reasonably priced Cheers Geoff

Some bangers in 1996 tbf

Ugly scenes at St Andrews

What a lovely day….

Brushes his teeth with fake tan

Happy Meal Deal for Two from M&S day to all that celebrate.

@kieronocall.bsky.social 👀

“like a Dolphin”

Superb

The stark contrast is set to raise a simple but incendiary question: who is truly paying for Britain? Racist POS Ratcliffe, or people coming here from all over the world helping to build Britain? #UKNews

@pjwilks.bsky.social 👀

I completely misunderstood Jim Radcliffe when he said he was going to Reform Man United. What a cunt

Absolutely everything about this is sensational. 10/10 - Would recommend

We’ve all been there…..

I’d go two up top here. Cheers Geoff

Malcolm!

Dear lord