2 days ago it was 20° in Sutton Coldfield I’ve just looked out of my living room window and it’s hailing. British weather The best in the world…

I’m getting blocked by loads of people lately. No idea who the fck they are 🤷🏽‍♂️ No idea why, I’m a very nice man!…

Rowe MOTM for me. Gonna be quite a few teams looking at him over the summer & apparently he’s open to move to the Premier League

I can only imagine the grin on Ben’s face right now

I’d put money on Netanyahu being the Thorn in side of Trump. He’s just going to keep doing shit no matter what Trump tells him. A lunatic trying to control another lunatic.

People gonna say this isn’t true, but it’s actually spot on 🤷🏽‍♂️

You now need 3500 points for a free McDonald’s Latte When the fuck did that change?

👀 @dannygav.bsky.social

An app for blokes would be like ‘You spent 2 hours on the toilet’

I was there

That’s me checking out of SM for Easter. Enjoy Guys & I hope the Bunny you want to see delivers for you

You’re still in the hotel @dannygav.bsky.social just tell her before it’s too late

I’m getting really, really tired of paying out multiple £000’s these last few months with no tangible gains for me. I know it will work out eventually, but fucking hell, it feels never ending atm

That mad Lizard Tongue thing that Kemi Badenoch does is a bit weird & annoying don’t you think

Change reading books to listening to audiobooks & this could actually be me 😂

Pulling pubes out? That’s ridiculous! Just keep a small pair of nail scissors on your person and simply trim a few off each time. Completely painless…

Snickers Ice Cream Because I’m worth it

1-0 Japan 😂

Good afternoon Team!

Ffs…

Dublin I am in you!

Good morning Team!

“Would you like brown sauce on it”? “NO”!!!

6 things introverts really love ❤️ 1. Slow, quiet mornings where nothing feels rushed 2. Time alone to recharge 3. Music that feels like a safe escape from everything 4. Peaceful walks in nature 5. Small hangouts with people they trust 6. Being themselves without feeling like they have to perform

*Update* I phoned in, got through, told the producer my question, got told they’d call me back if they can get me on. Didn’t get on 😔

Reform UK said I was 'bullying' when I pointed out their colleague was jailed for beating up his former partner. Now, they're trying to sneak him back into their party. So I'll say it again: James McMurdock was jailed for beating up his former partner. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’ve survived the first 24hrs, so I think I maybe out of danger

It was probably the street artist known as “Dansky” The cock & balls are the giveaway

Really sore throat & aching all over my body today. Send Prayers

I’ve just thought of a question for @mrjamesob.bsky.social’s mystery hour. I’m 60 years old and it’s just came to me “Why do…” I’m toying with phoning in on Thursday 😬

Don’t turn your nose up at getting a loyalty stamp at the pub. £30 off a £61 bill is not to be sniffed at

I 100% agree with this take. Fkn hilarious youtu.be/0UGuPvrsG3E?...

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This time next week I’ll be pissed up in Dublin 😬

All the results going our way again this weekend. We just have to wait till tomorrow for Villa to not take advantage of it…

I know people that live alone with a dog.

Just seen this on Twitter. I despair at the young Irish men that do stuff like this. No idea of the bigotry that the Irish endured during the 50’s & 60’s trying to seek a better life 😔

2/2 If anyone is interested in downloading it, I'll send any cash to Aston & Nechells foodbank. Anyone know how to get it played at Villa Park? #UTV emmageeflowers.bandcamp.com/track/walkin...

Ham, eggs, chips, beans. #WorldFamous

I bought some eggs this evening. Just opened them & realised they were white. I can’t remember the last time I saw white eggs 🤷🏽‍♂️

Absolute kiss of death from kieronocall 😬

I really, really want Newcastle to win. In fact I’d rather them win the whole competition over Arsenal

He’s going to declare they won anyway.

Well deserved etc…

The Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace, Washington DC

The number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills. Norway - 0 UK - 0 France - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal - 0 Denmark - 0 Australia - 0 Iceland - 0 Italy - 0 Finland - 0 Ireland - 0 Germany - 0 Netherlands - 0 Sweden - 0 Japan - 0 Canada - 0 United States - 643k

We just landed in a pub in Altrincham. Someone in the queue at the bar shouted “Who’s farted”? A big gap appeared while everyone looked round, so I moved to the front and got served straight away. Yeah, it was me…