Ben 😂😂😂

I bought a pack of frozen meat samosas from Asda without realising they had to be deep fried. I tossed them in a bit of oil & air fried them. Came out 👌🏽 I might write one of them “Life Hack” books

Had all my windows & patio open most of the day. It seems I’m now sharing the house with a bunch of spiders

I missed you 🥰

Sweating like a pig

Ffs…

She sounds nice

Respect to this Guy x.com/bincedmeef/s...

And so it did come to pass…

I was up at 8am yesterday morning. I still haven’t made it home to bed 😫

First flight to Dalaman completed. I’m now wandering round outside the airport trying to avoid people so I can release a massive fart. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Anyone else’s BlueSky showing loads of notifications?

Me trainers are battered man

Seems a long time ago since Ben was doing his Vlogs & I was the bit part player with “Let’s see what Dad thinks” I’ve met so many people these last few days that have come up to me asking how he is. Properly heartwarming. He’s grand, elated & had the best time of his life UTV ❤️

Istanbul Guinness 😬😂

Great day yesterday The 1 negative, a Villa fan in his 20’s asked me what my shirt was Me “Irish Lions mate” Him “Yeah well fuck the Irish Lions” Me: “Whatever mate” Image being that much of a cunt 🙄

Kieronocall is a tired teddy bear today

This

Prince William and Kate celebrating Aston Villa’s Europa League triumph.

Me & my boy have witnessed us winning a European trophy. Once in a lifetime stuff

Deffo getting on the telly 😂

👀

Up the Villa!

Ffs

Found my oldest mate ❤️

Right opposite our hotel, which is handy

Music of my life part 1 of many… youtu.be/K8CFCEJ7r-Y?...

Just seen a Chinese man dipping chips in his ice cream. I’m fully impressed at the couldn’t give a fuck attitude

Up The Euro Villa

Tell me someone’s booked to stay here! #AVFC

Some dodgy hotel Ben booked us into 😬 S H I T H O L E SHITHOLE 😂

Agree, but both superb televisual entertainment

1st leg completed, sitting in a bar outside Tirana airport. Literally everyone smokes. It’s like being back in the 80’s UTV

Is eating 10 fish fingers too much on one go? Asking for a friend

I took Ben to his first game at Villa Park when he was 5 He’s now 20 & tomorrow we fly to Istanbul via Albania to watch Aston Villa in a European Final for the 1st time in 44 yrs Memories being made. This is once in a lifetime stuff #UTV #AVFC in

I’m in the pub & probably going to be here for another 3 hours at least. But I’m forward planning for tomorrow’s early start

Just had some really, really, really good, long overdue news. After 4 whole months of my car sitting in the Kia dealers yard with no engine in it, they have finally agreed to put a new engine in & will cover the cost of all parts & labour 🎉

Block 108 Row 4 Right behind the goal Might get on the Tellybox 😊 Up the Euro Villa 👊🏽

I might be being a bit thick here, but I don’t understand why anyone would voluntarily give up their job & salary so someone else can have it (which is not even guaranteed) What’s in it for them?

This you @dannygav.bsky.social?

Cheers Ben 😂

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@lindsayea.bsky.social gone viral 😁

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The problem Keir Starmer has is he didn’t have enough racist policies to make the racists happy, plus he upset the pensioners early doors.

"You boy - are the media still pretending it's OK that someone who wants to be Prime Minister covered up a £5 million gift?"

Knock it off with the fancy words, mate. Say it like it is, it went tits up.

You wouldn’t want some of these Labour MPs watching your back on a battlefield. Why haven’t they spoke up sooner? They’ve had nearly 2 years but wait till it’s popular to look discontented 🙄

Really want Leeds Utd to win tonight. Just to keep the arses of Foodchain FC twitching