Friar Tucks, (Monaghan Street, Newry) have a robot that delivers your food to your table. Its possibly the best chip shop experience I’ve ever had 😂

Even Better Etcetera

I’d expect @dannygav.bsky.social to go to the US Anal Salon

Is this your last shopping list @dannygav.bsky.social?

For a moment I thought @dannygav.bsky.social was the Lawyer in tonight’s Silent Witness 🤔

Come on Spurs, do us a favour please

What’s the most used phrase you hear off women?

Being a plastic fan tonight 😬

Whose cock is that on the end of his sunbed ffs?…

This is some incredible imagination going on here

Currently watching ‘Hitler and the Nazis - Evil On Trial’ on Netflix. No matter how many times you watch programmes about what happened, it’s still unbelievable how people let it happen. But here we are in 2026, watching a similar message being fed to the masses.

Dougie’s Insta profile 🥰 How could we not love him.

Luckily for you @dannygav.bsky.social “From 2 February, only people who have previously made a Pornhub account will be able to access its content” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

👀

No shame

Ffs…

*his own bum hole

Marco Bizot this evening 👌🏽

Duran’s teammates playing on while he’s rolling around on the floor 😂

Ben currently inside the stadium UTV 👊🏽

And there’s me thinking he’d not been on here because he’d been on holiday

Can someone unplug him ffs! I, I, I, Me, Me Me… He’s a fkn nutcase.

The Secret of Me C4 Eye opening

Me:

Me when MOTD comes on tonight

I will not be watching MOTD tonight. Thank you.

God has shined his light on Aston Villa today.

Enjoy 😊 youtu.be/0Q5QbZ1h9uI?...

This is gonna go down well with all the wives & girlfriends that don’t like football 🥰

The only questio about 'defectors' to Farage is: "Were they lying before or are they lying now?" The answer, invariably, is "Both". I'm watching the snooker.

When I see loads of pensioners filling up hospitals wards on tv I wonder if the ones that support Reform & voted Brexit realise that they’d be fucked if Nigel Farage gets his way. People think if something is free (or perceived to be) it’s of no value. This is absolutely wrong in the case of the NHS

Recommend “Must Follow” You know it makes sense 

Villa get Blues away in the next round 😂

I’m old enough to remember Spurs being decent

9000 Villa fans making themselves heard ❤️

Draw Pens Villa lose. #justsayin…

There’s 2 feet of snow by me!

Have you tried this @madamelechat.bsky.social? Might work better than the dating apps…

I could live to be a million & still not understand women’s minds 🤷🏽‍♂️

Don’t know if a draw tomorrow or either team winning benefits us 🤷🏽‍♂️

A drum & a megaphone. Fkn grow up Palace fans.

Emi off again? WTF is it this time?

DG…

I’ve got a beef casserole in the slow cooker (added a few chillies 🔥) Roast potatoes on & crusty bread ready to go. No, I’m not sharing.

Happy birthday @bigdaveg.bsky.social Have the best of days!

This year As in the last few days? Nice…