Sunday 😊

I regularly do a sit down wee when I’m tired

Just went to the toilet in the pub for a wee. As I was washing my hands a man came in, started using the urinal & did a massive fart. I childishly laughed. Does this happen in the ladies toilets?

Expect Trump to tell the DOJ to investigate all European golfers in the next 24 hours. #rydercup #teameurope

Israeli strikes kill dozens in Gaza including civilians seeking aid, health workers say www.bbc.com/news/article...

Best seats in the pub waiting for my dinner 🔥

Gotta be honest, I’ve never been described as an “Irish Spice Bag” before. I like it 😊

‘Strange fascination, fascinating me Ah changes are taking the pace I'm going through’ Changes David Bowie

I feel seen 😬

Paracetamol 👎🏽 Guns 👍🏽 Totally sane.

Is this your “wife to be” @dannygav.bsky.social?

Deep down, we know who’ll be following him out the door soon 😔

7am coach 11am arrived in Sunderland 4.30pm back on coach Toilet broke A1(M) closure Driver runs out of hours 10.05pm dropped off 10.26pm back for last orders 🍻

What kind of God forsaken time is this to be getting up on a Sunday morning

When I was young, being a carer simply wasn’t talked about. We’ve come a long way since then, but government still all too often ignores the millions of carers across Britain. I was proud to write the foreword to this IPPR report calling for real and transformative change.

Lunch for one 😊

Some people really need to put their energy into making their own life better, instead of putting it into making someone else’s life worse.

She sounds nice 😊

Timeline cleanser. Guinea Pigs Lunchtime

If you’re not watching C4 right now, you should be. @channel4news.bsky.social

Right now, Donald Trump is at a lavish banquet at Windsor Castle, while in Gaza a genocide is unfolding. He alone can stop the assault on Gaza City, end the aid blockade and secure the release of hostages - Keir Starmer must make that clear to him before this visit ends.

Channel 4 leading the way with “Tongue in cheek” Twitter posts 😂

I’ll be glad when Trump fucks off back to the US if I’m being perfectly honest. All this sucking up to the egotistical cunt stinks 🤮

I’m in the Barbers Gonna get my hair styled…

3 years ago today i did this. The most frightening thing I’ve ever done youtu.be/li9yGTaqGCw

On the @lovemcgrathpod.bsky.social podcast. You should all subscribe on YouTube tbh. It could be you next 😁

I’ve won a Villa shirt tonight. 😊

Sunderland going full on Police State 😂

Fillet Steak & Chips (£30.75) 3 & 1/2 pints of Guinness 2 pints of Peroni £30 off £60 bill voucher used. £32.65 Thank you very much 😊

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Not everyone that supports Tommy Robinson is racist. But every racist supports Tommy Robinson

Everton. Nice stadium tbf

New Ground Grealish to score Everton win It’s raining in Liverpool Up The Fkn Villa

I would be very grateful of any of you lovely folks could donate a couple of quid to this. Must be bloody mad……. www.justgiving.com/page/yorkshi... Thanks guys

It’s the anniversary of my first wedding today. The original 9/11 disaster. 12th September 1993 😬

With all me mates…

Today is world suicide prevention day…. Please don’t struggle,it might not feel like it but you’re important there are people who will listen. You are here,you belong. Check in on people ❤️

Happy Birthday @avfcdani.bsky.social have the best of days x

Ffs…

I was reading through some stuff this morning, that I’d written to myself to look back on regarding Joe’s struggles. I came across this. Covid did more damage than people realise.

“If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything'' - Mark Twain

Whatever floats yer boat etc. But I’m sure there must be a law against watching it in public.