I could listen to Derek Jacobi reading the phone book in the style he speaks in the Night Garden & would be perfectly happy

“Good Sex Life” = 3 times per year *when she’s had a few wines

Youri Tielemans Goodbye message www.instagram.com/reel/Da2KUZV...

Pickford stopped it being far worse tbh.

I knew it!

60 years of hurt 😔

That’s been coming for a while

Gonna be a Red Card tonight 🟥

Same

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened etc…

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👀 @robuptonmusic.bsky.social?

It’s interesting that the French kid playing tennis can say he’s British yet some other people….🤔

Mate, you need to raise your game & reach for the stars.

I couldn’t do that. I struggle to wee with a stiffie

Agreed 👌🏽

Repair Shop I hope the Spanish Lady is on it 🥰

I’m just watching C4 News reporting on Farage The people of Clacton Deserve him & all the shit he brings to them. Fkn idiots.

Well deserved etc

But he’s going to twist it to them all being scared to stand against him isn’t he?

After declaring that he would be, Prince Harry will now NOT be staying at Buckingham Palace The Palace have said he didn’t respond within the deadline King Charles needs to grow the fuck up It’s your Son ffs (Well, you know what I mean 😬…) I’m a republican so shouldn’t really give a shit tbf 😂

Nah, I can’t agree with this one. The best ones don’t actually mention their name, but everyone immediately knows who it is once they’ve heard it

I have no words…

Music & Buffalo Wings

Ffs…

You’ve got to appreciate stuff like this 😂

Just stood behind a bloke in the shop buying 20 Silk Cut. £19.65 😳 Fck My Life

Preach

I did fact check this before letting it through the admin and I was delighted to learn it was true and that I'm possibly spreading life saving advice here. At worst it might be correlation and not causation, so nothing to lose, go on and have a wank.

Ffs…

This would just encourage people to be more repugnant so they could wear it as a badge of honour

I just made a proper schoolboy error 🙄 Had a bill off the solicitors for £605 & I Apple paid it out of my bank account instead of my credit card account. Nice one Kieron, well done…

Just my personal opinion: It’s Not Coming Home Btw, I can’t see Watkins getting any minutes either 😬

So, as I've mentioned, I do comedy and stuff now. I don't know what the stuff is, it's just comedy to be honest. Anyway, here is where you can see me: philkcomedy.blogspot.com/2026/06/upco...

Blimey 😬

Not a problem you’ll ever have @dannygav.bsky.social. Be thankful for small mercies mate 👍🏽

Aston Villa found to have breached SCR rules and given €22.5m fine by UEFA. However, UEFA have noted #AVFC’s improvements in lowering SCR between 2024 and 2025, so the fine only has to be paid if Villa do not continue to show progress. @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/740...

Would this be worse if it was a man or a woman? 🤔

I’m 5 years retired today 😊

It was a hot afternoon on the last day of June and the sun was a Demon...

This chilly weather can fuck off. It’s nearly July ffs

It’s tiring seeing the disrespect of Birmingham. Treated as the poor relegation of London, Manchester. The most the majority of people from London & Manchester see of it is from the M6 as they past. It’s also extremely annoying that Londoners can’t even pronounce it properly “Berminum”

Sighs 🙄

Unfortunate timing of this post 😬 The Good Life actress Dame Penelope Keith dies aged 86 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

😊

Literally me driving down the M1 this afternoon (Singing “The Look of Love” by ABC)

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Has anyone blamed Keir Starmer for the hot weather yet?