Last night we stayed at a little lavender farm. We watched the water pivot things water the fields around us. #RoadTrip26

happy bastille day

[everybody, all at once] we fucking told you

I have been expressing desire for an app that alerts me to the presence of pervert glasses in my vicinity. It exists and it's called Nearby Glasses! Immediate download.

convincing people that computers are smart was a huge mistake. computers are exactly as stupid now as they were in 1975, they're just much faster at stupid.

I just finished the audio of After Hours at Dooryard Books by @catswrites.bsky.social (I've been saving it for our roadtrip) and it was excellent. There's something lyrical in how she writes about everyday life. #RoadTrip26

Teenagers are pretty competent at seeing through adult bullshit, and when you tell them "get off your phones and touch grass" and then arrest them for doing that, they understand that what you actually want is for them not to exist at all!

Me with pretty much every racoon mention and @trustedreveler.bsky.social

Dad is driving and Mom is going through his phone asking him, "Did you send X message" and he's getting frustrated. "I don't remember, if it's in there I must have sent it!" She's trying to be helpful, not snoopy, but it's turning out awkwardly. #RoadTrip26

Good. See a pair, punch a pair.

Friends...I am about to experience an institution. #RoadTrip26

Oh hey, we're back in Pacific time. #RoadTrip26

Y'all, these are absolutely incredible. If you have the chance to enjoy a McCrea's caramel do it! They're all good, but these are especially delicious.

Folks, I am pleased to tell you Chef Martin Yan has his own YouTube channel and still makes video! youtube.com/@chefmartiny...

I realize the colors don't translate as well in a photo from an old phone, but yall...SUNSET RAINBOW!!! #RoadTrip26

hello if you need a baseball book for the all-star break, might I suggest one where a first-time all-star shows up for the midsummer classic, only to reunite with his ex-teammate who's also his ex-boyfriend has a lot of framing metaphors also catcher nail polish www.amazon.com/Unwritten-Ru...

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Duke's Cafe and Bakery in Belgrade, Mt is delightful. Breakfast was tasty, I have high hopes for the baked goods I bought for later. They also have tons of cute stuff made locally. #RoadTrip26

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

It is very cunning of Lindsey Graham to die to divert attention from Mitch McConnell.

Me hugging the orange cat as consolation: OC: ABSOLUTELY NOT Me: HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER! Of: *switchblades* Me: DIFFERENT SONG!

Today we passed through Big Timber, Montana, so we stopped to visit the birthplace of my newest rifle. They're not open on the weekend so I had to settle on a photo on the porch. #RoadTrip26

Ok, Yellowstone photos, let's do this. Yellowstone Lake and some other nice scenery. #RoadTrip26

On #Caturday we just walk away...😼😹 #CatsOfBluesky #Cats

Hello Montana, we are in you! #RoadTrip26

In hindsight, punting on improving the bullpen was a terrible move. Also in foresight at the time. Also with regular sight.

We spent today in Yellowstone. It was amazing. Pictures to follow tomorrow when I've got time to post them. #RoadTrip26

(eye twitching at 150 BPM) Good job Kiké.

Everybody: we hate Alexi Lalas Literally everybody: seriously we would rather watch the games in a language most of us don't speak because it means no Alexi Lalas Truly everybody: we cannot stress enough, out loud, all the time, how much we hate Alexi Lalas FOX: why are people watching Telemundo!?

"executives with no understanding of the industry" seems to be an endemic problem across industries: higher education, medicine, you name it, a bunch of suits with MBAs and unearned arrogance are destroying everything around us, and for some reason, we're supposed to accept that they know best

Our friends are taking us to Yellowstone today, and we decided we would leave the house at 6:30 to have time to get breakfast first. My alarm went off at 6, and I was dressed on the couch and ready to go at 6:30. We ended up leaving closer to 7:30....I could have slept for another hour!🥴 #RoadTrip26

Current me (talking to March me): by the All Star break, Adames, Devers, and Schmitt will have at least 15 HRs each. Webb and Arraez make altar All Star T team. Bruce Eldridge has a .800+ OPS March me: Wow, the Giants must be competing for first or at least a wild card spot Current me: …

Today we also stopped at the Heart Mountain Center and went through the museum there. It was well put together and very thorough. Heart Mt is the site of one of the Japanese Internment camps the US set up during WWII. Having also been to Dachau I've now visited camps in two countries. #RoadTrip26

Today we drove up to Cody and palled around the downtown streets. Very cute! Lots of galleries and tourist stores. I narrowly resisted a Native American pot. It was very cute and well made but I don't need any new collections.😆 I did get some small gifts & a tshirt from the bookstore. #RoadTrip26

We spent most of yesterday driving from Hulett to Powell. Nothing much exciting, I got some reading done from the back seat. We had lunch in Sheridan at a cute place that's in an old newsstand called PO News and Flagstaff Cafe. Super tasty!! #RoadTrip26

None pizza, left everything.

Is that before or after all the other stuff he’s said he’s going to and didn’t, which you posted similarly breathless credulous write-ups about?

I've seen an uptick in people sharing Substacks and for the love of bunnies, get your selves and your favorite creators OFF THE NAZI NEWSLETTER SITE! It doesn't even pay well! SOURCE: leavesubstack.com

Continuing to be an asshole until the very end.

Relatable.

this was my alternate angle on the cease near no-hitter

This is an official complaint: Mom has the truck radio so loud that I can hear it through the audiobook in my own headphones.🥴 #RoadTrip26

These names/logos are so damn good.

If you're ever passing through Moorcroft Wyoming make sure you stop at The Tin Cup! The food is delicious and they have a stunning depth in their drinks menu. They had fancy coffees, tons of red bull drinks, a long list of chai options, and a whole wall full of syrups. #RoadTrip26

Today was Devils Tower park. It was horrible and gross, bit Mom and I walked the 1.6+ mile trail around the tower. There are some truly stunning vistas. #RoadTrip26

We stopped in Lusk, WY to get fuel, and mail some postcards. I heard something dragging at the trailer hitch and stepped out to check, and stepped in drying sidewalk cement. 🥴 Fortunately the workers were still there and one guy fixed the spot. We slipped him a $20. #RoadTrip26

when someone shows you their nazi tattoo, believe them

I told my girl Hilary Knight I would make sure ALL the women get to go to the ESPYs. Imma take care of all travel glam wardrobe. But if any companies want to support,,, here’s another chance to Do The Right Thing 👍🏾