12/10 would suck the skin off Whitaker's dick

Bom dia lindos 😪

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist We hitting the club and then the homophobes

Two man advantage 🥵🥵

Dick so hard and no hunk putting it in their mouth 😭

THE ELIMINATION?!? OF HER? WHEN SHE WAS THE OTHER CHOICE?!?!? LAUGHABLE

Did RDLs today and no one complimented and then gently fondled my ass smdh

Unfortunately I am not in Milan to allow sweaty hockey players to abuse my holes after winning against Finland

So many bloomfs have big thick huge hard cocks and they're not rubbing them inside me 😭

Idk if I was quick enough but most guys are pretty quick once they're in

My lil gay boys

FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FAGUETTES* THAT CAME IN THE MAIL THIS WEEKEND My lil hockey homos

loving my new bathroom

Not saying I could afford to *be* a sugar daddy but if I was getting kissed like that from a hottie like that... I might just try

Celebrini is a bit young for me, guess I'll have to suck off Crosby in celebration instead

Cock ring time 😌

Back + legs = sweaty boy

Cropped so you can focus more on my tits this Tuesday

The fact that I can't mail-order more husbands is homophobic 😤 I get that for the str8s monogamy helps maintain social order, but the gays should be able to husbandmax as much as they can afford 😎

I've never been afraid to try some of the really big dicks but opportunities for them just haven't presented themselves. Had one fwb and one slightly recurring hook up in the last that were fully 8 inches long, and decently thick at the same time (5+ and probably 6+ each)

Dick definitely isn't soft this morning 🥵

I think physical labor etc increasing testosterone is much more apparent in older generations, like, I saw a guy today with what I must describe as two turkey eggs in his pants and his hands were like bear paws

me when someone asks where the winter olympics are

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1) k cups 2) diet coke 3) my adidas club membership 4) dried oregano 5) fit bit

Omg my dump truck is hopefully diabetes resistant

Should hang in the Louvre, I hear they have some openings

Okay so the Ottawa Senators are selling official heated rivalry jerseys but for 325 ?!?

So the options are: Full nude, thighs and ass on full display Full nude, bent at the waist balls on display Hoodie, facing away on an angle Hoodie, hip cocked

Don't stand like discord walks pls pls

Thisssss 😭

Woke up cause I rolled on it 🥵

No afternoon appointments through a mix up, so do I just take a long lunch and hit the gym the whole time?

Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.

I love going to the mall there's so many hot guys to notice

never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Greek and Roman mythology Introduction to Spanish Bioenergetics and metabolism Sociology of the family Organic chemistry II

Massage ✅ Coffee ✅ Bloomfies media tab 🔜

Tbh would bend myself in half for Mia or Darlene

Mia Starr is hot and correct oops sorry not sorry

Power to tell if someone is lying over written text

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Did 7 new patient assessments between 9 and 230 (while taking most of my lunch and hit the gym for 25) so I deserve another reward

@aaf76.bsky.social I can't DM but thanks so much for the love

If you saved it / jerked to it I wanna know, I think

Thank you to the few oomfies in my DMs and the besties commenting this serotonin and feeling sexy is making my day

Idk is this anything? Didn't have time to do anything else this morning.

Beatings will continue until morale improves would be much more effective if beatings were spankings and they were administered by bloomfies

Unrelated. I was being interviewed for an award I won at work, for an internal newsletter, and one question was "what's your current hyper fixation" and I absolutely did not say big Russian hockey captains plowing sexy Wasian hockey captains aka heated rivalry

All the things he said by Harrison is killing meeeee

Enough Said