My tummy hurt so I googled “how to do a stomach massage” (for context I’m a PT and already know the answer) AI did not disappoint - and by that I mean what the fuuuuuuck

Honestly, how could anyone resist 😌

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I 🔫 all over my 👕 and now it's 🦀 even after the first 🧽

I need the anxiety fucked out of me

Need an at home top with a part time customer service job... Someone to walk the dog, help with laundry, and the PT is just to have spending money and some frustration to take out on my prostate. Yes this is in addition to my current one but he's FT unfortunately.

Good night moon

Repost with your four favourite thirst traps.

Honestly as an HCP I should get one free dicking for each complex patient I see. Would improve morale greatly and keep tops otherwise employed and out of trouble!

2025. I can’t beleive this was all within the last year. I got to my all time max, did my first serious cut, and then did a pretty successful bulk. The next few years are going to be nuts if I can keep a high level of training and diet fidelity.

Trying to give all the things gays want at once (upper half): hairy tits, pit, bicep, scruff

Right before he fell off my leg

As much as I want to be many bloomfies sheathe for their fcs I also wanna be their hcp and take better care of them than they seem to be getting

Maybe 2026 I start posting pump pics on hevy

Seeing this go around. Hard mode??? I think I had to watch the original ice age that many times over a handful of days when we got it on dvd cause it was Christmas and the house was so full we got to put a tv in a bedroom to keep us occupied for most of the break

Here's to hoping I can trim down a bit in the new year to wear the nice pants I'm buying my man for Christmas

bsky.app/profile/bigh... At least without digging through my twink Instagram

Another freezing and snowy day!! Maybe comment a trait (very general) and I'll reply with lore about guys with that trait I've been with??

Is Saturday... Suck me Slow fuck Soft cock Spit roast Etc etc

Curious? Great line What color?? Killing me Mom - Ugh hate her already

Don't have to go to work today because I FELL ON THE ICE GETTING INTO MY CAR and scratched myself up pretty bad but I can't just jerk off to FCF all day cause it my RIGHT HAND that's busted

Sugared balls look so suckable

Howdy.

I'm being shady. Some of y'alls realistic pokemon teams are screaming main character energy

If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be? (Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.) Love this!! Probably: Snover Graveler Vanilluxe (I am old enough to have one fully evolved I think) Piloswine Golbat Flaaffy

All this talk of inches and white stuff, and yet no bloomfies measuring my throat

Tee / No Tee #Tiddytuesday

Oomfs asking about Bald Logan

Haven't topped since 2017 but if a cute bloomfie needed a big hairy Canuck inside him, I'd take one for the team

It's escaped the English bubble and plenty of gorgeous Spanish/Portuguese speaking men have been posting recently so go check them out 🥵🥵🥵

Guys in their 30s (and 40s too for sure) are so hot but especially my bloomfies

Bringing back one from the archives for this.

I just don't think it's gonna get better than this anytime soon

Pre black friday jerk 😌

what a week y’all 😮‍💨

Had a dream bloomfie was jerking it and just couldn't get over the edge, so I laid my head over the edge of the couch and helped him finish down my throat 🤍

Tonight’s doodle, my boyfriend Asterius

Please tag or DM me any JFF boys who are having BF sales. Especially Canadian ones, pls and thx. And if you'd personally recommend them!

Never forget

Make it spanksgiving

Steam Room

@tgk.bsky.social Your pfp is so handsome

Yeah yeah yeah, we all want Happy Endings back but have you considered that maybe we should bring Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 back??

Chest hair best hair Mugggggg Sky(light)s the limit

Have some moots who follow literally anyone, including obviously block worthy accounts, so using them as canaries to indicate if I should block if they're the only moots I have with new followers

Something something turkey breast.

Something something hate to see me go but love to watch me leave

Deserving of back shots? What do you think?

Ariana saying she wants to do Broadway! Somebody get her on stage so we can get her that Tony!!!!

Timelines asleep so low effort bathroom flex