Dinner! num num

One of my absolute favorite songs 💞

I want a deep tissue massage!

Had a lil beach day today! I met a friend along the way haha.

Stents are out! 😁🥳

Mood for 2026!

It’s like nobody wants to fuck raw and go on a 3 day date bender anymore!😭😭

I almost forgot I had surgery and pulled out my stitches, thinking It was a nose hair😳😬

I really want angel food cake! This store bought is junk! P.S my grandmother use to make me one every birthday 💞

4 days out from surgery. Doing okie dokie!

Woke up with a headache! Percocet here I come 😂

I really want a massage lol

I have surgery in the morning! I have so many mixed emotions about it.

If Monks walking for peace is disturbing your spirit. Maybe your church is worshiping the wrong God.

Am I doing laundry at 3:50am? Sure am 😂

I need to start making homemade food again! I fear I’ve been lazy.

Happy New Year! 🥂

I switched internet providers & this is the best internet I’ve ever had! LFG!

so many men where i don't necessarily want anything romantic or sexual, just to lay my head on some tiddie for a little bit

Omg, I maybe had like 3 beers last night & now I have a headache! This is why I don’t drink 😭

You guys I love jerking off so much

Insert coin to play... or something like that 🤭🎮

Make me SCREAM🎃 @mcpounder.bsky.social #moodyfacemag #humpday #scream

👀😂

Please?!🤤

Please?!

Fuck me till I love you 🤤

😉🙈

as someone who’s main 🫦 is biceps, this current thread has really peaked my interest

Where can I find this?!😉

post em below or whatever 👀

I need Santa to cum in my chimney

I’m just not in the Christmas spirit this year. What the actual fuck!

I’m either chronically on social media or I’m not at all. There is not in between I fear 🤣

I’m soooo over influencers, can we please leave that shit in 2025?!

Why does before work jam sessions hit soooo gooooodddd lol?!

I have a weird cough with yellow phlegm. No other symptoms wtf. 1 week of this. It can bite the dust!

I seriously need a gym buddy to keep me accountable!

I forget about this app sometimes 🤣

Tummy full of edible gummies, im feeling yummy! ✨

I asked AI what I would look like in the movie twilight! lol

I guess 3am is my body’s new wake up time lol

Hold my hand, you can hit while they watch boy 😉

I got two hours of sleep last night, this should be a fun Monday!

I want your two hands on me like my life needs saving! 😍

So is anyone scared of going under anesthesia? No just me? Lol