I bought a ruler & lube I wonder what the cashier was thinking 🤣🤣

Morning run ✅ I’m tired now 🤣

I swear my parents are so gullible for online “news” aka propaganda 🙄

Made it to the gym today! Weeeee

Obnoxious but I love it 🤭

Cutest bumblebee I know 💕

All of my stuff won’t be delivered to my new place until December 🥲 This is gonna be a fun 2 months lol

A guy a my new apartment building said he liked my shirt. I said awe thanks! Did I just fall in love? 🤣

Okay, I made it to the gym! Let the hotties rain on me 🤣🤣🤣

I need a gym buddy !!!

Any takers? Let’s go star watching.

These Nike shorts have a weird pattern 🤣😜

The only good thing about gaining 10 lbs is my ass is phatttt.

I’m so annoyed with the amount of companies that want your phone number before checking out. Like fuck off..

PSA, don’t take me out in public high 😂

Who knew starting over again would be so expensive! Stocking everything in a house is no joke 😭😭

Get in loser, we are going shopping!

Weeeeeeee, after 4 days I’ve beat this jet lag lol

Day 2 of waking up at 3am

Proud owner of a Q5 Audi prestige!

I’ve officially moved back to the states.

Omg the movers are here 😭 It’s that time!!!

Workout Done ✅

Off to the gym I goooo

Grief is so weird, I just cried the whole way to the bakery. 🥲

I got told last night oh you’ve put on weight. Why has this been an issue of people calling me fat since middle school. Like wtf?!? I’m 6 ‘3, 190 pounds. I have a muscular build. Most of my life I’ve been under or right around 15% body fat. It’s no wonder people develop ED. 🙄😤😡

It's September which means Su!c!de Prevention Month. Don't forget to check in on your loved ones and pay attention to the signs, even the smallest ones. Life can change in an instant. Cherish the people you love, because we never know what tomorrow holds. Take care of yourselves.💞

I’m yearning for a place where everyone loves & accepts EVERYONE. This life is so short, why waste the little time here being nothing but kind? Spread kindness! #onelove #peaceforall

Ugh I have congestion from hell 😭😢

Damn, I woke up at 1am. I felt like complete trash. This cold or whatever can fuck right off.

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Video game Sunday! Let’s gooo

Thai for lunch ✨

Fall is the best season !

I woke up with a scratchy throat! I better not be getting sick! 😤

Literally SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING "THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS" we need GUN CONTROL.....

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE arstechnica.com/science/2025...

I need a massage! Any offers ? lol 🤣

Not me eating dinner at 3:10pm 🤣

Just grabbed some beer & the lady asked if I had a note from daddy to buy it?!? Like what?!? lol 🤣

I just fell down a small hill ( wet grass ) taking my dog out & my hot neighbor seen it all happen. I just laid on the ground and laughed 🤣

Will someone take me on a cute date?

This day feels a week long!

Tried out a new body wash, needless to say it went straight in the trash 🤮

Bluesky is so much better then twitter “X” will ever be!

I made homemade popcorn! I forgot how yummy it is 😋🤤

Can someone make me dinner? I’m tired of cooking 🥲

I’m extra horny on this beautiful Saturday 😈

Got a run in today 💗

Is that a leaf I just seen fall off a tree 👀