The breffus cocktail just tapped me on the shoulder

Classic!

the Caribbean Africans gotta stay away from the mac n cheese

ooh they whitewashed the motherfuck outta this 🥴

A nigga who has refused therapy thrice saying his basement is his mental health space

Caught a student using AI during a quiz. She was using it to explain why Slavery was bad…

If you are not him, stop looking in the camera!!! Dead ass

Hey y’all 👋🏾! I just dropped a new episode of my show. I would love it if you’d give it a watch and join the conversation with me! If you could do me the BIGGEST favor; like, comment, share & subscribe to the channel! It would mean the world to me. Look forward to reading your thoughts 😉

When are those Jill tickets dropping tho??👀

Fantasia and Lil Mo on Endow Me

The colored contacts gone take me out of the fantasy errtime.

I don't trust shit from a bitch that’s a Trump supporter

Tbh, you’re right. White people don’t have culture, they steal everyone else’s and water it down until it’s no longer recognizable and then try to call it something else.

This a lie.

when i was a young gay, the old queens taught me to put noxema on the hole for cooling/calming purposes. now, i see why a lot of our old divas aren't here anymore..

Curve

Log in losers! Let’s go shopping !

A legend re-emerges just in time for Women's History Month

Featuring sultry standouts and heartbreak bops, plus some unreleased tracks, the British girl group doubles down on sisterhood and powerful vocals at the Desk. n.pr/46hSyZa

Harm.

I don’t get monogamous gays obsession with open relationships. Quite frankly it comes off as deflection from whatever has kept you either single or unhappy.

I’ve heard We Belong Together so much this week.

Yall, please moisturize your skin before you post your nudes. Ashy ass ain’t cute.

People will say they are Christian’s and then use the Bible to justify bigotry, misogyny, racism, etc. and then act surprised that people don’t want to follow their religion. People would probably be a little more receptive of y’all actually moved in a Christ-like manner.

I will absolutely block you and go about my day with no hesitation.

Also this:

The Paradox became the first all-Black band to top Billboard's Alternative chart

Cam Newton is AI. Do not engage.

Y’all find the strangest ways to be elitist and entitled.

I know they gays love musky scents but please put your ass in the shower before talking to me

Did she pay that DC landlord the millions she got sued for recently?

Because a pyramid scheme has to do that in order to survive.

Giving shitty folks the benefit of the doubt never works in your favor.

I want more women to notice when men don't really like them.

Fuck that damn mattress. I need to be fucked through Earth’s crust and wake up next to a damn kangaroo in Australia

“You still coming out with us?” Me:

Cause rodeo and zydeco fest season is approaching

They done arrested Prince Andrew. And while I wish I could confidently say it’s because they should have…my spidey senses tell me this is The Firm doing their best to deflect and protect the remaining royals since we know what they knew too, and when they knew it. Especially Liz rotted ass.

Former ‘American’s Next Top Model’ judge Miss J Alexander discusses revealing his stroke in a new documentary and his last contact with Tyra Banks.

I am….. exhausted.

Finally, the funtionality Substackers have been clamoring for: seamless integration with illegal online gambling platform. So cool, so good

Sometimes you just need the full weight of a man on top of you

Girl this is just an ancient fleet.