I will never understand petty ass parents aversion to hanging with the last few crumbs of family they have left.

I don't have the energy for small talk with niggas right now.

the fracking

“You don’t reply to texts” You ain’t talking about shit.

When black men use the phrases “hot guy” & “cawk”!

After the Standing

Sarah Vaughan on a sundee

stop arguing with low readers.

Arguing about men every day is starting to feel like a COINTELPRO op.

Sabrina Carpenter def spent some munyun on that Coachella set.

- you’ve found your soundtrack for the weekend. thank me later. itunes.apple.com/us/album/eve...

warehouse fire > no kings parade.

I love the body ache after a night of dancing

Fav is byke.

I love a mysterious man.... Hate when I find out the mystery is what happened to his brain...

I don’t got it today

A Happy Tied Up Buddha #domasa #bondage

Waittt this this bartender from Ripcord’s husband.

This bitch can’t read.

if Jubu playing on it, I’m spinning it.

I've found in life that men typically only hate the "hoes" cuz they aren't the ones benefiting from it.

Stop bringing your homegirls to the gay bars.

Nothing uplifts my mood like booking a vacation

hey, use your butt.

Coworker: Do I wanna watch Heated Rivalry? Me: The Black Gay experience trumps the White Gay experience for me every time so imma pass.

This.

sweet but nasty

Titties >>>>>

Jimmy and Terry chewed it up.

Soft and Wet

I prefer to zag where others zig.

An anklet jingling in your ear sounds like a Mississippi Mass Choir tambourine

Bunnies on The Bayou w/ @kyriacos2u.bsky.social and @rexdelacoeur.bsky.social

I’m not a last minute ass bitch.

The Downfall of mankind was when we started using the word “situationship”. I will not be explaining further.

Happy Easter

“i wAnT sOMeOnE tO pUt mE iN mY PlAcE”

When they say “he is risen” this is how I picture it

My biggest ick? Dry skin. Don’t come up in my face when yours is visibly ashy. And ashy dick!? GO TO FUCKING JAIL.

Any song Diane Warren writes automatically chews.

I can die with ease cause Toni did Please live in my Black ass face. Sham fuckin wow.

I was not prepared for all four of the Boyz II Men to pop out.

that was the BEST 3 hours of my life.

Rolling Hills Beautiful Love Slowly Surely

Tell that to the people on TikTok shamelessly dancing to past hits and deep cuts lol

we’re really on a big ass floating rock in one of many galaxies that make up the universe 🧍🏿‍♂️humans (americans, specifically) have a life expectancy of 79-81. baby, none of this shit matter fr. i’m just about half way there myself. have some fun while you can!

Man been getting sued for calling Black people monkeys and shit for AGES, but *beep, beep* go green, baby!

You know, now that i’ve seen some of the men that straight women will find fuckable, it makes sense why these 2s and 3s run around talking about “don’t hit on me.”