I really have a hard time answering certain questions in DMs or Public TL with people on the internet that I’ve never met. Even if we have a cool report online as moots the moment a persons starts to asking questions my defenses go up. Even tho it’s just normal conversation I suppose.

Smile through it ⛈️

I appreciate it

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I don’t be telling the internet my business… but omg this season of my life is…😅🥲🫩

we have officially lost a recipe.

(Insert me venting about a very personal thing in my life) Whew that feels better. 😅

I’m the host with the most… and stay doing the most.

Tub size, can 2 people comfortably fit in it? If so, then that means I can fit.

Should have posted my costume here. Sorry to this app

Really doing my best NOT to order 35 piece wing… may just order a 20 piece to be safe. 🥴

So yall getting nasty on here now that the crowd don died down… I know that’s right

Oh yea it’s my birthday…. 🎉

- currently watching! @dariusamore.bsky.social

We use to go to one in Orlando Florida. They called it a “Light Club” wild times. The DJ was bumping tho.

I hate when I get so hungry I don’t know what I want to eat…

A love story in 4 photos

When your flight lands and then you’re just waiting in the tarmac…. Omg. 🥲🥲🥲

Do y’all believe Trumpism will die with Trump? I’m not talking about just evil (because there will always be evil) in general but Trumpism. This cult like following of him and what stands for, do you think it will die or die down after he dies?

Yall Rich White Auntie and her Nigerian boyfriend are beefing over on X

Chyle…

Luke…. Also annoying in the 2nd season. Whew #handmaidstale If I had it my way Emily would be the main character. Janine June Aunt Lydia Serena and the Putums would all be dead. It was just be Emily Commander Waterford and Lawrence all VIBING!

Rewatching handmaids tale from the beginning… and Ms Serena deserved much worse than she got. She was low down and dirty that first season. My God. #handmaidstale

I feel kinda blah about posting my random funnies across all my accounts online. But I know I’m supposed to… or I think I’m suppose to? Idk

Hearing someone doom scroll on their phone on a flight gotta be one of the worst sounds in life… hearing it through your noise canceling headphones is an added insult.

This movie coming out last year and the real life sequel happening this year is kinda wild no?

5 cause I need a vacation real bad.

Can I ask yall a personal question? On a scale of 1-10 (😪 - 😁) How are you feeling today? And why?

Oh you mean it’s not working out with the person with 0 experience… shocker

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Friday Night you and your boys went out to skeet…. Uuunnnnhhhh

Everyone! This was my fav film of 2024. 🔥🔥🔥

“Cuz these men ain’t what…?!”

Everyone acted they asses off.

I should actually say some shit on here so people know I’m alive

Just poured myself a wine… and if all goes well I will be having thirds. Cheers.

The ones that be in the car riding slow…

Feeling safe and secure.

So not a Drag Queen? Got it.

Places with not enough bathrooms really piss me off… cuz what do you mean there’s 2 bathrooms for a 400 person capacity???

P111 is cunt but P116 is more my speed

I know that thang was wet 😝

Let’s go 40 days!!!!

That nap I just took, TOOK ME. We took each other… and now I am taken. And together we are tooken.

“Why are you FaceTiming me?” Is a terrible way to answer a FaceTime but it is how I do it regularly. God is still working on me tho.

Man I’m hungry