"squirm" "writhe" "slither" everything a worm does sounds depraved

*jolting upright, drenched in a cold sweat* The Giver was about a guy who remembered it so you don't have to

“But it’s such a small percentage of the money that goes to her.” Yeah, and she uses it to fund transphobic initiatives. I don’t care if it’s a penny. It’s TOO MUCH. I can’t care more about fake wizards than real people in need. And you should be ashamed of yourself.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

Early Dungeons and Dragons did not expect characters to adventure forever. The game had an answer for what came after success. That's what my new deep-dive video explores. Now live on YouTube! youtu.be/doXvXzGSzrY #DnDHistory #OSR #TTRPG

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#3157 A helpful tutorial

scully you're not gonna believe this

David Lynch would have been 80 today.

Tigatron.

Should be stressed that Scott Adams had nothing to do with the show and that's why it's kinda good.

KEEP STAR TREK OUT OF YOUR FUCKASS MOUTH. This motherfucker makes the Pakled look like fucking geniuses.

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

MY BABY LEO!!!!

I shared this with my brother, and he decided that Garfield gloating over Dilbert's grave was insufficient. Since apparently nothing is too petty for my family, please feast your eyes on his work of spite.

server: careful your plate is really really hot me: ok *reaches for my soda* server: stop! your cup is extremely hot! and so are your utensils! everything is so hot! me: why? server: I don't know!!

The most unexpected wonderful Christmas eve gift!!!

my friend texts me, I don't text back: Ugh, I don't really have the spoons to respond right now, but they know about my weird adhd brain. They know that we're cool. They know I don't hate them I text my friend, they don't text back: They hate me

Casual cover for my casual Kon El superboy webcomic #Art #DCcomics #Superman #Superboy #Artsky

He’s an angel.

Hey with the intention of starting a two year long D&D campaign with you

Get in the coaching uniform, Jami, or Keri will have to coach the football team again

bin-diving is always a good time

I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here--just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here: www.etsy.com/listing/798775628

MAGFest is for the sickos

guy who pronounces homage like hokage

The best advice I can make when it comes to getting people to care about your ocs is that you have to show your love and care for your own oc’s first. Talk about them. Share snippets of their life. Talk about them all the time. Create art that that reveal their fears, passions, insecurities —

silly me

creatures such as these.. wouldn't u agree?

Art by Daniel Warren Johnson.

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts" Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

Tom Hardy in Dark Knight Rises voice: "Greetings, Batman, Catwoman! Unfortunately, I must object to this union. Quite ironic that I'd choose the day of your nuptials to exact my revenge against you, isn't it, old friends? It's like Bane on your wedding day!"

Educators! Are you planning to read one of my books in the classroom this year? Check out my Educator Resources page—it's full of discussion guides & activities for many of my books, including the "One and Only" series, #wishtree, #Odder, #PocketBear, & more. katherineapplegate.com/educator-res...

And god bless him for it.

LEGO IN SPACE!