At long last, the cover launch of my debut novel PRESTIGE DRAMA is here! It's a funny, angry book about Derry, history, memory and Troubles-scented television. I think it's quite good, however I can *confirm* that it's quite short. And you can pre-order it everywhere NOW: geni.us/Prestige_Drama

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

There’s always money in the

It's no exaggeration to say that this, the news that stinkbug eggs look exactly like a hape of creamy pints, is one of the most impactful things that's ever happened in the history of Irish posting. A dazzling event. A nuclear level revelation.

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

no thoughts, just i think i'm gonna die in this — HOoooOOUsE

My talismans for the day that's in it

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife

Reached the "entering every competition to win a holiday I can find" stage of January

Good

we were only trying to destroy the livelihoods of an entire sector of artist and writers oh and uh generate images of uh naked children no big deal

without people drinking the snake oil what will happen to all the snake oil salesmen WHO CARES BYE

ignore AI and it will disappear. we genuinely have the power to destroy it and we can do that just by pretending it doesn’t exist

Unrivaled has officially been announced! people.com/heated-rival...

Right I'm coming back here because I've annoyed everyone else in my life too much about heated rivalry so now I have to annoy you guys to get my kicks

We actively made the choice not to use the other place to get the word out about season 2. So if you do enjoy the pod, please engage with it and share if you can. We really do appreciate it. ❤️

italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy

Johnstown Estate Don't Platform Hate: There is an anti trans conference happening in the Johnstown Estate organised by Jana Lunden on April 5th. She is one of the people who've been harrassing librarians around the country with far right thugs. Phone: 046- 9540000 Email: [email protected]

I didn’t pay attention to the Oscars and I have just learned Challengers wasn’t even nominated for best score. I am enraged. I have never seen an audience visibly and tensely bop in the cinema before. I still have it on my playlists. Disgusting.

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

I love Baltimore

Really think everything started to go wrong the night I witnessed Grimes repeatedly electrocute herself with her own equipment and then blame the Olympia for it

I miss my book thread but I'm on book 22 of the year and I simply cba with writing that many little reviews

My advice to dubliners

There’s Americans reading about the North of Ireland in the 70s and imagining scenarios where they have to invent their own Ra.

I don’t know why this pleases me so much, but anyway, you can now pre-order Our Song from Shakespeare & Co www.shakespeareandcompany.com/books/our-so...

My forthcoming second novel Long Story is available for pre order now! You can pre order it from major bookstores in Ireland, the U.K. and Australia now :)

Ever since I got my new car I can't stop myself from staring at the reg plates of blue Peugeots when they pass, like a spurned lover wondering what their past beau is doing now

Alright! All the people who don’t do Valentine’s Day because it’s an overblown commercial holiday designed to part chumps from their cash and you can show your partner how much you appreciate them any other day of the year, it’s your turn … startiiiing…. now!

Public libraries are amazing! Did you know you can borrow a book from any library in the country and return it to any other library? Did you know they have subscriptions to huge amounts of national and international media that you can access?

Looking at wedding photos again and this one gets me every time

Is this anything

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I wrote this about anti-wokeness, which is nothing more than a rebadged do-over of the tedious political correctness panics of my childhood. On how anti-woke, like 'politically incorrect' before it, is just a politically correct term for 'a dickhead'. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

The plastic bottles and cans returned so far are enough to circle the Earth 4.7 times. http://jrnl.ie/6616632

Wishing a painful stubbed toe to every restaurant manager who won't put their allergens up online