Where you'll find us for the foreseeable!!! 🪴 @griffski.bsky.social

Excellent - it has arrived! Much excited 😊 From the always amazing @griffski.bsky.social

they’re landing 🥹

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

heading to comic con now to sit on a panel. the tube being full of people in cosplay is just so heartening to me. i love to see it

i signed this many in foyle’s 😭😭😭😭

gang on my way to my hotel in London i walked by Foyle’s and guess who i saw in the window 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this is astonishing. masterpiece is the word.

Just a reminder that Juvenalia is a good podcast that exists www.juvenalia.net

SUNDAY 14:00–14:45—Surviving Horror Stories panel: @griffski.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social Scarlett Dunmore, C. G. Regan, Josh Winning 14:45–15:40—Surviving Horror Stories signing

oh gang. i signed 500 special editions of eat the ones you love yesterday, up in kenny’s. years to get here and look at the heap of books that was waiting for me

insane to get mad at me because there aren’t any mystic treasures in the sewer. you wouldn’t even know there aren’t any mystic treasures in the sewer had i not diverted $80,000,000,000 of public welfare funds for my sewer expedition.

friends i come to you again with a book thing. we are having a party. would you like to come?

Cheap at twice the price

I ordered it earlier, my SMG collection is gonna look so nice…

They ship to the US #booksky Though, it’s closer to 1.5 espresso martinis with shipping.

This is the version I’ve ordered! We can be edition buddies! That’s a thing!

friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)

was about eleven. locked myself in the box room (with the desktop computer and an emulator of pokemon blue, go off 1998) and nobody was at home. there was no handle on the door and you had to use a screwdriver to open the lock. pulled it out with too much velocity and stabbed myself in the head 🥰

love a cheeky blood test in the morning! a spicy little jab to really get you going

of the century. Not entry. Can’t type too jet lagged

if i, Eurovision lover of the entry, am boycotting Eurovision - you’d want to get a grip and boycott it too

i was feeling too scared to get new headshots etc done professionally yet post partum so my beloved neighbour sat me down amongst her houseplants and took some pictures for me 🥰

reached an interesting point on this trip where it occurred to me that i am allowed have more than one handbag i use? you don’t just have to have one!! even if you like your one handbag you can get a second or THIRD

i’m going home and i have been so charged up by this experience that i can probably survive on the joy for the rest of the year. but i guess the book comes out back home in two weeks? so??? bananas

If you’ve been missing @griffski.bsky.social on Juvenalia, she’s at her very best on the new episode of @itysrpod.bsky.social !!

we did it lads. six states. too much for me heart xx

my girl! Go see her!

Come see the great @griffski.bsky.social chat with me about her great new book. Tonight! (I won’t tell anyone that as of 8am this morning I thought it was tomorrow night…)

i wore a big green frock yesterday with tigers on it. big on purpose. no trying to diminish myself. i am six months post partum & exploring what a world looks like in which i am not trying to look young/small - i am neither of those things. however the dress is also accidentally the tricolour so

boston i am on the back of the great steel horse that is the amtrak and i am like so many irish before me coming to your town. please come listen to me & @paultremblay.bsky.social talk about scary business!!

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i have had the maddest time on this tour. it is such a rare experience to get to go out in the world like this. tomorrow i get the train to boston and then one more show then back to the soft shores of home island. i have been very lucky.

nobody understands how much I wish to be @greenlightbklyn.bsky.social in NYC this night!

Would also give a tooth to be in Boston on the 13th. @griffski.bsky.social & @paultremblay.bsky.social, oh my! Eat the Ones You Love is an absolutely amazing book, and I also love me some @brooklinebooksmith.bsky.social 🥰

New York I am here and deep in my emotions please come and hang out with me tonight 👁️🖤✨

just about in North Carolina. are YOU in North Carolina? mount holly? do you wanna come hang? i am very sound and have stickers and a nice speaking voice and have lots of normal things to say about my book that is definitely not upsetting!

honeys are you in Indianapolis!? are you in Bloomington? would you like to come see me in Morgenstern’s Books tonight? did you know they’re having WEE DRINKS!?! pls come i have stickers and am so nice and love talking about horrible murders and kissing plants

It’s a new episode of I Think You Should Read! This week we’re joined by the impeccable @griffski.bsky.social to discuss Howl’s Moving Castle. Digressions include tax evasion, world building in Wales and what it means to be successful. LISTEN NOW. 📚💙 open.spotify.com/episode/1E1H...

You know who isn't the Pope but who you absolutely should be listening to? That's right it's @griffski.bsky.social discussing Howl's Moving Castle on the latest @itysrpod.bsky.social. open.spotify.com/episode/1E1H...

yank pope

TONIGHT: Come hang out with Sarah and I and talk about EVIL PLANTS. Powell's, Cedar Hills, 7 pm!

listening to CMAT on radio one. unreal scenes. take a sexy picture of me song of the summer 2025 fight me

i found my book in a bookshop in SFO and i asked could i sign it and they said YES 😭

first reading down. gorgeous visit to my old bookshop. off to Portland now, to the cedar hills Powell’s. are u in Portland? Do u like horrible novels with kissing in them & also carnivorous plants? would you kiss a carnivorous plant? for vibes like this pls come hang with me & @wnwagner.bsky.social

could see the golden gate on my descent into sf. a decade to the week since i left town forever. only visits since. i have less than 48 hours here and i’m going to wring the best out of them that i can

tomorrow! please join us for what will surely be a soul-replenishing time 👇

gals i hate to tell you but Ricky P is still up top on this plane. i’m hanging back in sixth place but the flight is young

i may be merely between 34-37 years old but let me tell you. compression socks feel like seeing god

But it was not enough to embarrass you. I wanted to fucking humiliate your ass. So I went into the other two available modes and beat your high scores 7 times so that the leaderboard now looks like this. I didn’t do all 8 because I want people to see that you failed. I own these skies, FUCK you.