Genuinely one of the best couch gags in the whole show

Professional seat thief.

Can’t forget Kate Sweeney Bell is mailing AI slop to voters. It’s almost like the Indiana Democrats have committed to poisoning its constituents.

And why is he holding her breast?

It’s gonna be pretty funny when the WHCA attendees try to talk about this like they were reporters in a war zone congratulating each other for their bravery.

I CALLED IT!

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There’s been some violent crime in our neighborhood lately, so I’m taking standard security precautions and building a huge ballroom next to the house.

this thumbnail 🤌 this is not the satire site. this is the real one.

Alex Jones taking everything the Onion says extremely seriously is one of the funniest new genres' of comedy

What a week.

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

For my mental health, and others

😍

He is risen.

To those who celebrate

Happy Easter!

When the film doesn’t give me my monster, I GO ON MY PHONE. #MonochromeCreeps #TheUndyingMonster

He’s going to show up at the White House tomorrow and say, “I have risen,” or some other tasteless shit.

Maybe stop electing people that can tell you where they were when JFK was shot?

I work between 50 to 60 hours a week and I woke up today to my checking account being overdrawn by $62. I hate this. I hate this so much.

Jesus on Good Friday:

BLOOMINGTON HoosLeft will be at this event April 9th at 7pm. One thing we've been lacking in response to Trumpism is a concrete plan for the future. Let's start locally. VISION America 250 at the OPTOMETRY building? What a delightful coincidence. Hope to see you there!

Spring Breakers have no idea who we’re at war with. Watch more Pod Save the World on YouTube!

It’s incredibly difficult to write a cover letter promoting your strengths when you don’t believe in yourself.

As someone who had to work 60 hours this week to pay for food, bills, and a mortgage; Brooke Rollins can shove it.

Do you ever think to yourself, “Why are you so stupid?” over and over again all day?

It’s almost like he’s bad at everything.

Happy 313 Day DE2ROITers! @netflix.com today is the perfect day to announce you’re picking Detroiters back up for Season 3!

Always the same handwriting. Significant? Maybe. Who knows. #DoctorWho

@netflix.com give the people what they want!

I’m a small business making these stickers. Here are a few of my best sellers! yaboihatestiktok.etsy.com

As long as he isn’t flying any planes.

I had some kind of post halfway formulated but then started imagining Gollum singing My Heart Will Go On and going I sees you I feels you and I smiled so hard that I forgot what the original post was

Al Lewis ran for governor of NY as a Green and got enough votes to keep the Greens on the ballot for 4 years

I’m tired of telling myself, “You can do this,” over and over again every morning before I drive an hour to work.

Donald Trump (former host of Celebrity Apprentice) on the idea of laws:

thank you everyone for joining tonight! i can’t believe there’s only 4 more episodes left for our watch parties 😱 @netflix.com should do something about that like #BringBackDetroiters! see you on Sunday for some roman candle baseball and the Lois and Hark Motors episodes! #DetroitersWatchParty

You think Mort Crim has a big ol’ hog? #DetroitersWatchParty

Mort Crim time! #DetroitersWatchParty