Donald Trump (former host of Celebrity Apprentice) on the idea of laws:

thank you everyone for joining tonight! i can’t believe there’s only 4 more episodes left for our watch parties 😱 @netflix.com should do something about that like #BringBackDetroiters! see you on Sunday for some roman candle baseball and the Lois and Hark Motors episodes! #DetroitersWatchParty

You think Mort Crim has a big ol’ hog? #DetroitersWatchParty

Mort Crim time! #DetroitersWatchParty

“how am I a McRib?” ##DetroitersWatchParty

would you rather read Karn on the Cobb or Reacts to Messes? #DetroitersWatchParty

Karn on the Cobb is an all time great fake book title. #DetroitersWatchParty

it's watch party time! tonight we start with Farmer Zack and then Mort Crim! #DetroitersWatchParty

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How is this even a competition?

He’s a racist, probably syphilitic, clearly deranged, paraphiliac piece of shit and we all know it

Sharing again for the evening crew. Also, if you want to support monthly as you watch me build a prop and see my thought process, only for my backers? Might I also point you towards my Ko-fi page. ko-fi.com/tonytroxell/...

🎶They'll Never Stop The Simpsons! Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like Marge becomes a robot, Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear? Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding? Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo… 🎶

Please come and join us tomorrow at 4pm to kickoff our campaign to close the concentration camps in Indiana, starting with the largest one at Miami Correctional Facility. www.mobilize.us/indivisiblec...

listen up, societyyyy! tomorrow night is our 7th #DetroitersWatchParty of the year! we will be watching Farmer Zack and Mort Crim! 🤩

how about Sunday at 9pm est? #DetroitersWatchParty

Nearly eight decades after opening, owners of a downtown Fort Wayne magic shop continue to serve customers with what they call “funny, goofy crap.” REPORT: https://www.21alivenews.com/2026/02/16/fort-wayne-magic-shop-continues-family-tradition-after-nearly-8-decades/ 

Happy Valentine’s Day my sweethearts! 💕🫶💕

tomorrow night top off your weekend of love with our 7th #DetroitersWatchParty of the year! we will be watching the Duvet Family Reunion and Trevor episodes! 😍

Maybe if these dorks didn’t waste so much time on redistricting, something positive could have been done for Indiana. Instead they will be done for the year before March.

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Top tier replies and quotes. Bravo to all involved. 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like… The president…. Might not… Consider Black people… …to be his equals

Now that Brody King is in the mainstream consciousness, a great time to remind everyone that he has a fucking great cameo in the Calico Cut Pants sketch in I Think You Should Leave.

No new pictures, where are you mentally

Since Donald Trump became president, the dollar has lost a whopping 9% of its value. But that is just the price we have to pay for the privilege of being led by a narcissistic war-mongering pedophile.

No new pictures, where are you mentally

FUCK ICE!

hey @schumer.senate.gov

He also shits his pants in public.

This one goes out to the vote blue no matter who crowd in Indiana.

[ Rodney Dangerfield voice ] It's so cold out, the antifreeze is frozen! My ex-wife must be in town! *adjusts necktie*

to our mouths and buttholes, may they never meet! 🍻 #DetroitersWatchParty

dig if you will this picture

He's looting the U.S. Treasury, people. Most crooked dictators find covert ways to get rich. Trump intends to simply order his government to transfer money into his bank account.

“Children were in the crowd screaming.”

Show this video to anyone that defends ICE and tell them to defend spraying a child with tear gas. When they say the parent shouldn’t have brought them there, ask how that excuses someone from harming a child. Who the fuck are ICE protecting by spraying children with chemical agents?

see you all tomorrow night for our 5th #DetroitersWatchParty of this year! we will be finishing up season 1 watching Husky Boys and Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn! 🤩

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Here, have a picture of a beagle in a sweater

POWERFUL: With snow falling in freezing weather in Chicago last night, the massive anti-ICE/Border Patrol rally wrapped up in front of City Hall as the energized crowd chanted, "I believe that we will win!"

bsky.app/profile/indy... There’s not a Broad Ripple Brigade for nothing🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #ICEOut If you can make it to the Statehouse Monday morning our next job is to stop the Republicans turning Indiana into a (partisan unaccountable) police state. Visit MAD Voters for more. #FuckIce

BroadRipple business in Indy. ICE out.

🚨🚨🚨 UPCOMING COMMITTEE HEARING! SB 76 targets our immigrant communities, undermines public trust, and threatens our civil liberties. This bill is scheduled for a Judiciary Committee hearing this Monday at 10:30am in room 156B.

It’s funny because Trump should be arrested for doing something he’s been doing for over 30 years.