It's no secret that Pride and Prejudice is my favorite book. There is a new podcast releasing 2x a week where Julie Andrews is going to read the novel. 😍 It's searchable by "Noiser Jane Austen" in podcast apps.

Love a mandatory training for something that doesn't apply to me.

The writers of this list hate joy.

Burnt my arm when making dinner. Thank fuck for cannabis.

My fave game is “where do I know this actor from?” while watching 60s TV.

i think it’s actually completely okay to say an algorithm is not a real person

Working on getting my account back but follow me here for now. Proof of identity

The fact they jumped straight to AI actors modeled after women when, if I’m not mistaken, male actors are a higher labor cost kind of says it all doesn’t it,

I think I slept for like 11 hours last night.

Even if you're not a fan of mystery/thriller films, at least show up to our watch-party tomorrow night for Grace Kelly and her amazing wardrobe! We're watch Hitchcock's REAR WINDOW (1954) at 8pE to-morrow! #TCMParty ^JW

#LastFourWatched (a day late)

Trader Joe’s Triple Ginger Snaps are the best store bought cookie.

Archer Vice time is always a good time.

Having popcorn for breakfast as one does when they see a 10am movie.

It should be illegal to cook bacon in my vicinity, and not invite me to eat it. You hear that, neighbor??

It’s Friday. I’m home alone. I just ordered a burger. ☺️

Finally clocking out. Time for…

No horror movie will ever be scarier than the sputtering of your kitchen faucet after the water to the building got turned off for a while, and then turned back on.

Wait, Tyler Cowen has been writing about how to find virgins since 2009 while he was a professor at George Mason University

Making fun of old white guys who want to see AI virgins in movies is why the democrats lose

it’s time

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

Happy 75 years to a depressed and anxious king

~13hrs until "The Life of a Showgirl" Day!!!

I have to go back to work tomorrow. :(

I was ready to be so mad at this lol

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I love Lenore so much. Watching the CASTLEVANIA finale. It's my first time.

Today was my last day as a federal employee, but tomorrow I and my new partner, Ginger Quintero-McCall, open a new law practice, the Free Information Group. We are both FOIA lawyers, and we are very good at suing the government. 1/

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Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband. Today they attacked two journalists. We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.

Today is the first day since I've been off that I didn't take a nap. Helps that I woke up after 9am.

It's 2:30ish and I realized I only had a latte for breakfast and a second latte for lunch.

Me checking the AO3 tags

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Hey guys, I found out what happened to the captain of the Demeter!

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Watched THE TWILIGHT ZONE episode “The Midnight Sun” last night so naturally watching THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW now.

Siri on AppleTV is getting worse and worse!

Example: The guards at Edoras know Aragorn and Legolas’s horses by sight and by name. Do they know all the horses’ names? @chickentendi.bsky.social responded, “Rohirrim are horse girls, especially the boys.”

I think about this like every 6mo.

Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS

Well don't I feel stupid

It's Friday again! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

And here’s my review of #OneBattleAfterAnother #OBAA www.moviejawn.com/home/2025/9/...

Is Meghan McCain the least self-aware person or is she putting it on?

Love waking up at 4am needing to ice my vaccine arm.