It came! My daughter wants to start as soon as we finish our current book! @allymalinenko.bsky.social

NBD, just met DOUGLAS YANCEY FUNNIE today.

Two weeks ago, my daughter and I had QUITE A DAY.

When my dad forbade my mom to throw this bag away four and a half years ago, he KNEW it still had a purpose to serve. And today, that purpose has been fulfilled by holding the six ears of corn she just dropped off. Who’s laughing NOW MARTHA???????

Just killing time in the car making up a Hulk Hogan promo that he might deliver at a baby shower (for the record, there’s no “used to be” regarding Hulk’s POS status): @ityslmemes.com @ityslkids.bsky.social @garvestonreggie.bsky.social @juicieca.bsky.social

Drop someone upset

The face I’m submitting to Bluesky for verification

FINALLY seated in my living room for “Clown in a Cornfield.” Wanted to see it in a theatre, but this is the next best thing. Can’t wait to see the work of my buddy @adamcesare.bsky.social come to life!

I’m happy to inform @jimmypardo.com that during our pre show medley, Peter Cetera-era Chicago was given exactly as much representation as you would expect from a Midwestern dinner theatre.

I’m happy to inform @jimmypardo.com that during our pre show medley, Peter Cetera-era Chicago was given exactly as much representation as you would expect from a Midwestern dinner theatre.

Oh, crap, look who found out about the adults only ghost tour. @ityslmemes.com @ityslkids.bsky.social @garvestonreggie.bsky.social @juicieca.bsky.social @cfiggiscpa.bsky.social

Pumped to see these guys, as always, but @allymalinenko.bsky.social will understand why I’ve been saying stuff like “Thank God I’m fluent in Spanish” and “It’s violent. And arousing. It’s VIOLENTLY AROUSING” since we got here.

THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY. SO. ARE THE WORMS.

Video games aren’t my thing, but I DO get the references that @ceehawk.bsky.social is dropping in this typically outstanding look at one of my favorite matches in WWE history. Start MITB weekend off right with this detailed look at a historical moment. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...

Saw Okkervil River open up for the New P*rnographers at the Pageant in STL in 2007, I think. By the second song all of us were saying “Who ARE these guys?” They blew the doors off that place.

Pardon the glare, but LOOK WHO’S ON “POKER FACE!!!!!!????????” @juicieca.bsky.social @ityslmemes.com @garvestonreggie.bsky.social @cfiggiscpa.bsky.social

Picture 1: My Wife: No sloppy steaks, Rusty. Me: WHAT?????? What do you think I’m gonna do????? I just got a steak and a glass of water!!! I’m not gonna do that I’m a nice guy! Picture 2: The second her back’s turned… @ityslmemes.com @juicieca.bsky.social @garvestonreggie.bsky.social

No one needs to think about my feet, but to celebrate the release of “Never Flinch,” I’m wearing my favorite socks today (also hoping they bring me luck in @allymalinenko.bsky.social ‘s drawing)…

The antidote to the rightward shift of young men is to produce more Tim Robinson content.

Uh-oh, this must be the ADULT Fox News Interview… @ityslmemes.com

Talk about bad timing, I just pulled up for my 5:00 blood donation, and “CARELESS WHISPER” just came on the radio… What do I do?????? I know people need blood, butttttttttttttt…

I’m a supporter of JB Pritzker, but I’m pretty sure I heard a bit by @pftompkins.bsky.social about letters like this…

HUNKY PORK!!!!! @juicieca.bsky.social @ityslmemes.com @cfiggiscpa.bsky.social @garvestonreggie.bsky.social #Detroiters

WHAT a show from @jimmypardo.com at the Jukebox tonight! I’ve followed Jimmy for twenty years since I first saw him in Bettendorf when I was in college, and he’s still the best standup I’ve ever seen. And what a treat for me and Dad to meet him after the show! Great night!

Only took MONTHS (during which I coached a Regional Championship Scholastic Bowl team, broke my wrist, and had my first root canal), but finally finished edits on my horror short story, "Daisytown!" Can't wait to send it to my first look feedback friends!

Me when one of my Enriched Juniors says “Oh, since it was an opinion on what happened in the story, I didn’t think I needed evidence.”

I made all my money by suing the city when I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big Charlie Brown at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. @ityslmemes.com @ityslkids.bsky.social @garvestonreggie.bsky.social @juicieca.bsky.social

Great time at AEW Dynamite last night. Madeline met a lot of wrestlers (again) and had an inspiring chat with their ring announcer, who really made her night!

This would have been perfect for me back in the days when I used to be a HUGE… @ityslmemes.com @garvestonreggie.bsky.social @juicieca.bsky.social @cfiggiscpa.bsky.social @dynamiceyebrow.bsky.social

To those who say they didn’t vote for him to do this, you definitely did

Another insightful column (this time not an interview) from @ceehawk.bsky.social. Good analysis on what is and isn't going great in the main builds for Wrestlemania right now. I have found the builds lacking myself, but I'm hopeful for things to amp up soon. Great work from Cam!

Me reading national security secrets bc I’ve been accidentally added to a group chat (not the best choice (really wanted Sam after seeing their client’s p*rnhub page, but couldn’t find it), but trying my best):

Not competing, but we continued our stellar tradition of working at the State Tournament today (ten years!!!)! Proud of my team! Hopefully we’ll be competing there in the next few years!

What a great way to start your Friday/weekend-- @CeeHawk giving you the usual in depth look at a space/event that you're not going to hear about from anywhere else. Educate yourself on something really cool that's happening in pro wrestling!

SAM RICHARDSON IS GOING TO BE IN SEASON TWO OF “POKER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!” #Detroiters #BringBackDetroiters @juicieca.bsky.social

Let’s add another one to the pile this year as my Scholastic Bowl team goes 2-0 in the IHSA Regional tonight for our first Regional Championship in almost ten years! Sectionals in five days!

3-2 finish at Masonic State for my Scholastic Bowl team today! No afternoon playoff, but still better than the last time we were here! Now onto the IHSA State Series!

I always love it when @ceehawk.bsky.social reminds us that he's an English Major (a JOHANN VON GOETHE reference??????). Then I settle in for the usual well written piece by Cam. Great piece on one of the best in the game BY one of the best in the game. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...

Somehow I was caught off guard when @ceehawk.bsky.social posted this today, but I should have known Cam would give us a banger for a ppv weekend. Great look from Cam at the ever evolving and growing Bianca Belair. Whatever is next, she’ll be ready for it. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

These two are out this year (Other March Sister is out Tuesday and Broken Dolls is out in September)

My Scholastic Bowl team took first place in our Masonic Sectional today! 5-0 start to our playoff season, including a Sudden Death win in Round 4! Proud of these kids.

Everything has sucked lately. Enjoy your 2 mil in the sky, shirt brother!

There might be better ways to return to work after breaking my wrist last week, but getting a new piece from @ceehawk.bsky.social (with "Justified" references!!!) is a pretty sweet welcome back present! Go read this: sports.yahoo.com/betting-on-h...

Check out my friend’s upcoming book! AND THAT QUOTE!

Break it down.

Watching “Sister Wives (CARRIE IS WATCHING IT SHUT UP),” and I hear: “We need to come out to Coyote Pass and paint these tables.” Me:

T-Minus 45 minutes to our eighth (ish) annual Speech Tournament!

If it’s cold where you are (like it is here), then warm up with this scorcher of an interview by @ceehawk.bsky.social . Great, in depth talk with Oba Femi, the current NXT champ. Lots of good stuff, especially that last paragraph. Run to read this. sports.yahoo.com/new-nxt-cham...