Content warning: this story is absolutely disgusting. It is also very funny, though

If you could pass this on to any men you know who would be interested in sewing, I'd appreciate it. Instagram and facebook show my posts to virtually no men, because apparently men can't possibly take up a hobby like sewing. 🙄

BREAKING NEWS: Unprecedented levels of the word 'unprecedented'.

btw, America, this is a very good reminder that it is in fact entirely possible to hold even the most exalted (and formerly exalted) people to account under the law.

Lewis is absolutely right, Palantir should be a global pariah, but... did he just forget to sign into a sock puppet account...? 🤔

Was speaking to someone from Madagascar today. To make conversation I mentioned that they had some bad storms the last time we spoke and if everything was ok. They said 90% of the east coast of the country had been destroyed. 😳 Not sure it even made the news here: www.unicef.org/press-releas...

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

Let me just make a few little adjustments to that title… “How a scientist with a PhD in Geology and 25 years of experience is helping lead California’s earthquake work” Way to devalue my experience.

I see Outlook has a nice new feature. When I'm in the "Unread mail" view. it automatically reads the emails which means they are read and removed from the view. Hence making the whole view useless.

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Heated curlers

Had some salep this morning (gift from a Turkish friend). It was very tasty.

A reminder that there are people out there tonight watching Titanic - a movie that ends with the horrific deaths of 1,500 people - because it's "romantic" Fucking weirdos

I changed the name of the channel 'Dave' to 'Gary' on the TV in my parents bedroom, my dad's name. He thought they had changed the channel name and told his mates.

Having been declared a heretic and laicized by Pope Paul IV on 4 December 1555, Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas Cranmer was publicly defrocked at Christ Church Cathedral on St. Valentine’s Day 1556. Not the only one to lose a frock on Valentine’s Day, eh?

If like me you are spending this day alone, remember that in the Polish Catholic tradition, Saint Valentine is historically recognized as the patron saint of mental illness, so there’s always that.

I'm drinking a beer from To Øl. I haven't seen their stuff around here for years. They used to be on tap fairly frequently in (some) local bars.

Rare to get an actual vox pop with a pothole

The popularity of football is 99% down to the fact that it gives dull men something to talk to each other about.

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

Man Asks Wife If They’re “Doing Valentine’s Day” This Year https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/02/08/man-asks-wife-if-theyre-doing-valentines-day-this-year/

The perfect Spectator article doesn’t exi…

UK has lost its official status as a country that has achieved elimination of measles, as vaccination rates have fallen below the 95% required to achieve herd immunity. So sad, and likely due vaccine misinformation. If you haven't already, get your kids vaccinated ASAP. www.bbc.com/news/article...

The weather app on my phone says it is snowing. It is not snowing.

I'm sorry, but That's Life! is not "the magazine that shaped America". It's the BBC telly juggernaut that shaped consumer regulation in the 80s.

My worst is a work WhatsApp that could wait along the lines of ‘we got your out of office’ as.ft.com/r/b60a837b-5... Ping! The WhatsApps that should have been an email

For someone who wants to end working from home, Cameo Nigel can be strangely productive if there’s an easy payday in it for him 😬

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

My mate used to book a table fir two on Valentine's Day and pretend to be stood up. Fake tears, the works. Sometimes restaurant gave him his booze and food free. One year a waitress who'd just finished felt sorry for him and sat with him. They ended up married. He never told her it waa all fake.

Any business which doesn't sell loaves of bread isn't a bakery.

Childfree people already subsidise families by paying taxes that pay for schools and children's medical care and are happy to do so. No need to penalise us further when we put less demand on public services and have a lower carbon footprint.

i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this

Lmao they're showing this commemorative coin of the queen on the news. Looks like she's about to launch a pint at someone

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

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We are all Giorgia Meloni #WinterOlympics

Just checking in with Righteous Bluesky whether I'm allowed to watch the Winter Olympics or if I should be boycotting it?

‘Can cork man stay afloat?’ was right there.

I just learnt today that in 1968 Ireland had a referendum to abolish PR and move to FPTP. RTÉ Archives | Politics | Referendum On Proportional Representation www.rte.ie/archives/201...

Most of our media is studiously ignoring the Epstein links to Brexit, Farage and far right populism. Farage is being touted for No.10. He wants an even more extreme Brexit. A race to the bottom to sell us out to this global network of oligarch crooks. Why TF isn’t he being investigated and stopped?

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@natefakes.bsky.social 🤭🤭🤭

I've a 9am call. Couldn't sleep last night and feel knackered. The person I'm having a call with once won a gold medal at the Commonwealth games. I bet he'll not feel like this.

Currently in talks with Peter Mandelson about joining Reform...

The biggest British Gen X tell is saying "SAU-SAG-ES" like that dog off That's Life

Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists. www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...